EPISODE · Jan 3, 2026 · 2H 1M
Dopey 563: The Queen of Melrose, Cosmo Lombino! NYC Gangser Child, Coke-club mayhem, homeless crack in LA, Recovery!
from Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction · host Dave & Chris
Listen without ads at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcastThis week on Dopey! Dave rings in the first Friday of 2026 with multimedia superstar and Queen of Melrose, Cosmo Lombino—fresh off Soft White Underbelly fame—spilling a wild Harlem-to-Hollywood saga of mob-adjacent glamour (Godfather shoots at grandma's apartment, fur coats from car trunks), early gay defiance against Jehovah's Witnesses, freebase-fueled club chaos, near-misses with Michael Jackson pasta invites, MacArthur Park crack binges, cardboard-box homelessness, and finally sustained sobriety (8+ years strong) through rigorous daily step-writing, meditation, and Tarzana redemption. Dave raves about Avatar: The Last Airbender bonding with his kid, plugs Patreon Zooms and ad-free listening, reads spicy Spotify comments (mushroom nipples, crack exam tales), shares voicemails (stolen lunchbox heist gone wrong, Hexen research-chemical nightmare), teases upcoming content, and shouts out community heroes while vowing to care less about haters. All that and more on this first Friday Dopey of 2026! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Episode Notes: Intro & New Year Kickoff — First Friday 2026; Cosmo Lombino (Queen of Melrose) joins for epic interview; Dave undecided but leaning into full-week schedule. Personal Vibes — Family crisis tease (more next week); Avatar: The Last Airbender obsession with 7-year-old; Breaking Bad rewatch debate (lacks heart vs. Sopranos/Wire). Listener Interactions — Spotify comments (mushroom hunting tips, Foxy clarification, small-town relatability); voicemails (lunchbox theft windfall gone wrong, Hexen paranoia nightmare); Minnesota Matt's crack-in-exam email. Guest Spotlight: Cosmo Lambino — Harlem mob kid roots, gay coming-of-age, freebase spiral, MacArthur Park bottom, Tarzana turnaround, daily steps/meditation routine, Soft White Underbelly fame, current 8+ years sober. Recovery & Community — Daily reprieve emphasis; Queen & Sober meetings; shout-outs to admins, contributors, Canadians challenge.
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Dopey 563: The Queen of Melrose, Cosmo Lombino! NYC Gangser Child, Coke-club mayhem, homeless crack in LA, Recovery!
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