Dopey 597: Hunter Biden! 10-Day Crack Binge, Four-Lane Car Crash, Secret Service at the Crack House, Bicycles, Ibogaine & the Owl That Saved His Life

What this episode covers

Timestamps 00:00:00 – “Everybody Does Cocaine” opening song 00:03:26 – Hunter Biden preview and Dave’s ice-cream resentment 00:08:15 – Listener currently using cocaine and vodka 00:09:10 – LSD dropped directly into someone’s eyes 00:11:45 – Tori swallows Xanax and oxy during an arrest 00:17:35 – Detoxing from heroin on a Greyhound bus 00:18:45 – First meth experience becomes DEA psychosis 00:22:31 – Patreon reactions to Jimmy Cash 00:29:38 – Hunter Biden joins Dopey 00:31:57 – Childhood trauma and why drugs initially worked 00:34:40 – Growing up with Beau and Joe Biden 00:38:29 – Grief, pain and feeling completely alone 00:40:34 – Why Hunter could never smoke weed 00:42:38 – His first drinks, confidence and shame 00:44:44 – Art, writing and the life he thought he should pursue 00:49:18 – Living beneath the shadows of his father and brother 00:51:19 – Envy, family roles and being “Beau’s crazy brother” 00:53:40 – Recovery means changing everything 00:55:57 – Functional drinking through college, law school and fatherhood 00:57:54 – When his alcoholism became impossible to control 01:00:09 – Failed rules, hidden vodka and family history 01:03:59 – Beau confronts Hunter and sends him to treatment 01:06:14 – The trauma addiction inflicted upon his daughters 01:09:20 – “The more tragic story is that I died” 01:10:43 – Becoming the most famous crack addict of his generation 01:13:01 – Beau’s death and the beginning of the crack explosion 01:15:20 – Relapsing while attending outpatient treatment 01:17:22 – Meeting the woman called Bicycles 01:19:06 – His first crack hit and the “bell-ringer” 01:20:57 – Bicycles moves into Hunter’s apartment 01:22:59 – “The most honest, dishonest person” he ever met 01:25:14 – The resilience and resourcefulness of addicts 01:27:37 – Joe Biden arrives with the Secret Service 01:29:22 – His father’s unconditional love 01:31:37 – Moving into the Chateau Marmont to die 01:33:41 – Kindness inside the darkest places 01:35:43 – How Hunter financed his addiction 01:37:22 – Crack, sex, shame and public humiliation 01:39:37 – Ketamine infusions while smoking crack 01:41:43 – Ibogaine and 5-MeO-DMT 01:44:03 – Painting, mistakes and the meaning of the owl 01:45:55 – Falling asleep and flying across four lanes of traffic 01:48:15 – The owl that guided him through the mountains 01:50:32 – Meeting Melissa while actively smoking crack 01:52:44 – “I’m in love with you—and I’m a crack addict” 01:54:58 – Married after ten days 01:57:20 – Gratitude for surviving humiliation 01:59:12 – Seven years sober and purpose with a small “p” 02:01:25 – Painting, the Twelve Steps and service 02:03:42 – Hunter Biden plays “This or That” 02:06:09 – Kratom, Gavin Newsom, Theo Vaughn and Trump versus Hitler 02:08:21 – The studio operator’s five-days-sober god shot 02:10:43 – SafeSpot and Spotify comments 02:17:31 – Listener’s banjo cover Five ad-break markers These are clean transitions with minimal interruption: 00:10:40 00:24:45 01:08:30 01:39:35 02:03:40

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