Dopey Total Replay: Tales from the Plug (Ep 13) – Dealer Rip-Offs, Car Chases, Crack OD Reversals & Meth Jail Madness, Chris RIP

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Timestamp Notes (approximate based on transcript flow — total runtime ~1 hour+ including replay): 00:00–00:51: Dave opens raw — admits addiction history (Xanax, cocaine, alcohol, heroin, phenobarbital, methadone), no judgment, grateful to enjoy/stay strong. 00:56–03:31: Intro to replay decision (Ep 13 vs 13+15), episode title "Tales from the Plug" (ironic, never says "plug"), 2016 release, listener comment on drug terms, family update (Valentine's, Florida trip), invites fucked-up/sober V-Day stories + general submissions to [email protected]. 03:31–05:56: Spotify comments shoutouts (Kickin' Wang on Chris warmth, Philip your dad on old eps, Kyle voicemail, Stuart Forbes, Jason on NWA quote), Patreon plug (ad-free + Wednesday Zoom), James Dehart note/voicemail intro (pseudonyms like Malcolm Jamal Warner). 05:56–13:12: James Dehart voicemail — East Cleveland OD story, tolerance mismatch, tester shot miss (muscle), girlfriend full OD, no Narcan era, bathtub junkie tricks, crack pipe reset (eye uncocks, speedball-like revival). 13:12–14:43: Dave praises James (potential JD show), sprinkles storytellers (Minnesota Matt, Appalachian Austin, Haley Shell), teases Haley's long VM. 14:43–~38:00: Replay of Episode 13 starts — Dave/Chris intro LES NYC, drug dealer guest idea (Toast teased but not on), missing dealers in sobriety, Pepito stories (oversized shoes, $500 rip-off), first rip-off (frat ounce weed), selling weed/acid fails, scale scams backfire, barbershop front article read/discussion, fake dance studio coke/weed spot raid panic (Santeria candles), Chris's Tommy rip-off masterpiece (fake $3 as $500, planned 50-bag Coke shots, dead-end chase, throw drugs out window, horn lay to escape, returns months later dope-sick like nothing happened). ~38:00–45:14: More replay — blind Mexican Sergio downtown LA (methadone prime time, hates Dave but great dope), flashlight bundle stashes, Harlem rip-offs, weird dealer relationships. 45:14–54:52: Dave post-replay thoughts (time travel feel, let Chris talk more lesson, thin-line dangers), invites "Tales from the Plug" stories. 54:52–~58:00: Haley Shell voicemail — 4-5 day meth binge, gun cleaning/perimeter checks, Cheddar Bob self-shot in pants ("damn it's hot"), 911 call, dirty towel, dope everywhere cleanup, Altoids meth swallow in cop car (fit-throwing distraction), jail detox sleep + mystery puddle (sweat? piss?), highest ever in jail. ~58:00–end: Dave loves Haley's story (break into parts next time), Cheddar Bob calls, meth-eating echoes (Brandy Ledford turkey sandwich?), brief Dave meth shooting/smoking LA tales (Todd black room, pellet gun, What's Happening DVDs), song close ("I Wanna Be Good So Bad"), plugs (YouTube, social, Patreon, emails/VMs), stay strong/toodles.

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