Dr Seuss is the King of Butt Stuff

Title Cards https://www.pandaemoniumstudios.com/dsep01-910202-krl8ohxgr8 Pandaemonium Studios Presents DRUNKEN SORCERY Under the high patronage of our Most Infernal Majesties taking place during the entirety of the month of February Two Thousand and Nineteen an enticingly deviant scabrous evening of DRUNKEN debauchery & salacious SORCERY to be honorably executed and brilliantly illuminated by the right proper Magus Israfael, the shaded and the Marvelous Mister Mike, the A*~hole To be witnessed by all those who dare and defy, wander and wonder, provoke and profane, excite and enchant, in accordance with all our members and patrons in league with insolent enchanters, rebellious warlocks, brazen necromancers, spellbinders of a disquiet humor, recalcitrant alchemists, devious shamans, and other malcontented ilk, in the presence of the most illustrious magistrates of the ancient wyrding, the medaji of the library of the dark, spellmongers and other deputies. On a scale of great splendour, when every available advantage, which this long-celebrated Scene so abundantly affords, will be made use of. Commencing with a grand discussion consisting of the drolleries of the grotesque Those Damn Kids and Old Man Rants Cultural Perspectives of Friendly Social Brawls Half-Cracked Taxi Drivers and Avoiding Accountability Balls in a Mouse Trap vs Balls in the Corner Pocket Lessons on the Effects of Gravity Chicken Soup for a Sloppy "Kiss" "Fixing" Shakespeare and Goltzius The Foolishness of Unrealistic Expectations The Monsters in the Closet Are Us How to Functionally Argue on Facebook "Why Mike Hates Gays" The Dangers of the Easy There's No Excuse Not to Do It Potential Physio-Psychological Dysphoria of Mastectomies Tom Selleck in White Shorty-Shorts on a Wave Board Finding a Gem Amongst the Weeds On Falsifiability and Belief Dirty Jazz The Cult of Art Why Mike Can't Alchemy Do Not Use Roses as Insertables Flash Burn the Forest Just to Build a Shack Playing Possum, Poorly How to Fail as a Real Artist Et·y·mo·log·i·cal Why Cro is Not an Artist Rejecting Offers of Complacency Plagiarising Malevich, or Was It Ryman? Rauschenberg? Lens Flare Is Not the Easy Button for Success The Last Dating Tip You'll Ever Need Toward the covenant of unfettering ourselves from the inhibitions of the fearful, exploring beyond the restrictive boundaries of the small minded, and removing the constraint of authoritarian mores, endeavoring to defy societal convention and explore the full spectrum of the hidden secrets of the mind, the world, and life at large. PandaemoniumStudios.com Patreon.com/PandaemoniumStudios facebook.com/PandaemoniumStudios twitter.com/StPandaemonium www.instagram.com/pandaemoniumstudios pandaemoniumstudios.deviantart.com