Dracula

Jay tells Mitch about Dracula—you know, Dracula—the murderous, torturous, impalement-loving, blood-sucking, sharp-dressed, cannibalistic lunatic who has held our hearts with his firm but loving gaze through the millenia.  This episode contains a bunch of talk about all the frankly alarming topics listed above, but also includes some stuff about public executions, secret hollywood rituals, and Alex Jones, so be careful.  If you want to learn more about Dracula, visit Wikipedia! If you like Wikipedia, consider sending them a donation to keep the dream alive. One more thing, Mitch recently came into "disputed ownership" of a shipping container of snakes, so if you're interested in rock bottom prices on mostly healthy snakes, click here. He's trying to move these fast.