Draft Dodging – April 26, 2026

NFL Draft: Love it or leave it, Eli Zaret in studio, White House Correspondents dinner shooting, Paige Shiver speaks, Michael Jackson biopic, Prince Harry questions about being a royal, and Stuttering John v. DoorDash. Eli Zaret stops by to recap the 2026 NFL Draft, Blake Miller to the Detroit Lions, cover the Detroit Pistons and Orlando Magic NBA Playoff series, Spencer Torkelson and the Detroit Tigers, Sherrone Moore cries all the time, Eli vs gambling part 639, LT in the hospital and much more. The Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel saga continues as people question the paternity of her son (also named Mike). Actual video of the paternity test results. Paige Shiver breaks her silence on the crimes of Sherrone Moore and the University of Michigan. Drew is watching Euphoria because no one else will. Shannon Elizabeth is “sex-positive” these days and OnlyFans is the future. JLo still wants you to bang her. Stuttering John Melendez is losing his mind on the World Wide Web. DoorDash has entered the Dabbleverse. D4vd is having a bad week following his arrest for murder. The Michael Jackson biopic is killing it at the box office. He is celebrated despite being a pedophile. Did you know there is a Leaving Neverland Part 2? Megan Rapinoe was DUMPED by Sue Bird. The two will battle for views as they host the next episodes individually. Caitlyn Clark and the Indiana Fever can’t sell out when ticket prices are escalated. Megan Thee Stallion has ended her relationship with Klay Thompson. Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are hot and heavy. David Lee Roth has sold out to the man. Not-a-Prince Harry is trying to score some points by going to Ukraine, but he’s forgotten that he is not a working Royal. People can’t stand working for Meghan Markle. Some turd crashed the White House Correspondence Dinner and was promptly arrested. Cole Tomas Allen dropped a manifesto. Jenn Sterger’s right breast exploded, but not her implant. We have EJ Johnson content coming up this week. Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don’t. But do. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).