DRIVING IN CANADA, NOTWITHSTANDING

 Up here in Canada, we’re not worried that someone will shoot us in a fit of road rage if we give 'em the finger after they cut us off while driving. We’re polite, we don’t give people the finger.  Road rage Canadian style is more …like this:  “go…after you, no, no I insist, please, really, I couldn’t, go! you fuckin’ asshole!   In fact, our whole system of measurement is different than yours. And you’re going to love this, because if you weigh 145 pounds in American, cross the border with your landed immigrant card and boom you will be a mere 65.77 kilograms in Canadian…I can feel that fat melting away and those abs just a poppin’!   You will have to learn our system of measurement – it’s called metrication and it can lead to blindness and hair growing on your palms.  We love hearing from you! You can also reach us through email [email protected] Support the show