Dropping Goose Bombs on Trump’s Puffed-Up Empty Head

Rumble link Bitchute link US President Donald Duck, I mean Trump, fantasizes about flying over his enemies and defecating on them. What’s worse, he doesn’t know enough to keep that fantasy to himself. Instead, he posts it in graphic detail. Coprophiliacs everywhere lick their chops. Everyone else retches. US President Lyndon Johnson, a high-IQ psychopath, used to make journalists and aides watch him defecate. This after he helped Israel blow Kennedy’s brains out—an even more obscene act. Low-IQ psychopath Trump, whatever else you say about him, can be quite entertaining…even genuinely funny. He’s the classic example of “so dumb he thinks he’s a genius.” And let’s face it, the man does have a talent for clowning. Trump has lately been entertaining us by posting videos about flocks of Canada Geese, modified by AI to look like Trump himself, invading Canada and renaming its waterways. YouTube video I am surprised that Trump hasn’t posted an AI video of a Trumped-up goose launching a “goose bomb” that lands smack dab atop the head of Mark Carney or Doug Ford. Linh Dinh is thinking along similar lines: With US missile and drone stocks depleted to alarming levels, Trump has decided to fly a specially designed F-35 to Iran, and just defecate on them. That AI video of him crapping on American protesters was just an appetizer. Wearing neither pants nor diaper, Trump will sit on a toilet seat above an open hatch and let fly. Asked if he had enough fecal matter to terrorize a vast nation of 93.2 million people, Trump responded with his typical swagger, “I have enough s**t to murder the entire world. My stench alone is more than enough.” Trump has effectively lost his Israel-incited war on Iran. At this point, defecating on the Iranians is practically the only thing he hasn’t tried. Unfortunately, many informed observers, including Tucker Carlson, Lawrence Wilkerson, Joe Kent, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Robert Barnes, and Larry Johnson, are claiming that Trump wants to take a nuclear dump on Iran. Insider sources told Johnson that Trump has already “tried to use the nuclear codes” but was prevented from doing so by General Dan Caine. For an in-depth discussion of this alarming situation, check out my podcast with Ron Unz discussing his recent article “The Collapse of American Hegemony and Global Nuclear Risks.” Finally…no discussion of crazed leaders, scatology, evil conspiracies, and militarized incontinent geese would be complete without a plug for my latest book Bad Birder’s Birding Report: Nonsense Ornithology from Bad to Verse. It includes the poem “Canada Goose” (posted above) as well as a few other items with what we might call “conspiracy content,” alongside more than 100 innocuous, wryly humorous ditties that your non-red-pilled friends, relatives, and co-workers will enjoy. What’s more, the afterword offers a disarmingly subtle and friendly introduction to the “conspiracy realist” worldview. I beta-tested it on my own relatives, and they are raving about it and ordering copies for their friends as well as our more distant relations. So if you want to hoodwink people who aren’t into conspiracy theories into helping you spread conspiracy theories, this book is for you! And them! Contact me at truthjihad(at)gmail for bulk order discounts, or visit me at the book table at the Turning the Tide conference in New York next week. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit kevinbarrett.substack.com