Yacht to Dot. With 85 minutes, we'll demo show. For everyone who's simply dotting about Alexa. Hey guys, today we are looking at Sork Text Adventure, and that's Sork with an S, not a Z.
We've looked at unofficial Sork, which seems to be a full version of the Sork Text Adventure game, which is sprawling and very, very difficult. This one says it's a light version with a different mission, so let's give it a go. No sound effects, unfortunately. None that I've come across yet, anyway.
Alexa, open Sork Text Adventure. Okay, here's Sork Text Adventure. Welcome to the Sork Light version. You are standing in an open field west of the White House, with a boarded front door.
A secret path leads southwest into the forest. There is a small mailbox. Open mailbox. Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
Read leaflet. Welcome to the light version of Sork. Your mission is to find a jade statue. Look at house.
The house is a beautiful colonial house which is painted white. It is clear that the owners must have been extremely wealthy. East. The door is boarded and you cannot remove the boards.
West. Try something else like, take mailbox, open mailbox, go east, open door, take boards, look at house, go southwest, read leaflet. Southwest. You followed a secret path southwest into the forest.
This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to be sunlight. East. You go east further into the forest.
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads south. There is an open grating, descending into darkness. Oh, I don't like the sound of that.
South. You see a large ogre and turn around. Go down grating. Try something else like, go south, descend grating.
Descend grating. You are in a tiny cave with a dark, the big staircase leading down. There is a skeleton of a human man in one corner. Examine skeleton.
Sick person. Have some respect, mate. Stop. Okay.
Goodbye till next time. I'm going to leave it there. I think he was saying that I was sick for wanting to examine a dead person. There you go.
It seems to be leading you as you go, where it helps you with what you can say, if you don't get it right. Anyway, enjoy this one, guys. Good luck finding the jade statue. This is Robin signing off, and we'll speak in tomorrow.
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