Dr. Dot. The daily fighting at skill devotion. For everyone who's simply dotting about an accent.
My name is Sean and today we're gonna have a laugh! Well, maybe. We'll see. Today's skill is Clean Jokes.
Yes, no dirty jokes here. We're above all that. This skill will give you three new jokes every day. So let's jump in.
Oh, I have recorded it over the course of three days, so we've got nine jokes here. Let's see if they make us laugh. I'll have a laugh, sir. Open Clean Jokes.
Okay, here's Clean Jokes. Here are the top three Clean Jokes for today. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.
So I bought her nothing. Awful! In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter. Just let that sink in.
Oh, I like that! My wife questioned me about my whereabouts when I was just taking the trash out. She said where you really been. I said that was a garbage joke.
Oh, and that was terrible. Okay, 24 hours later. Let's see if the jokes get any better. Here are the top three Clean Jokes for today.
How does good King Vence is like his pizzas? Deepan, Chris and even. Yay, classic! A perfectionist walked into a bar apparently.
The bar was not set high enough. Uh-huh. Okay, terrible. I met a frail old man recently who never wore shoes a day in his life.
He said he was a lonely wizard, but could never find love because he once broke a witch's heart and she cursed him with a worst bad breath. He was, in fact, a super callous fragile mystic, hex with halitosis. Wow, that was hard work. Okay, let's see if they improve after another 24 hours.
I hope so. Here are the top three Clean Jokes for today. Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella? Fot drizzle.
I'm too old. I don't know. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Oh.
Because they are so good at it. An old classic. I wonder if Glass coffins will become popular one day. Remains to be seen.
Actually, that was pretty good. Okay, so there you go. That was clean jokes. Three clean jokes every day.
I can't guarantee they'll make you laugh, but I can guarantee they'll be clean. So why not check it out? That's clean jokes. Okay, guys.
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