Doctor Dot, the daily fighting it skill devotion, for everyone who simply dotting about an accent. Baaahhh and welcome to another Doctor Dot Podcast, my name's Sean and today we're gonna play Let's Pretend. I wanna be a pirate! If you've got a buckle that needs swashing then today's skill is just for you!
We last looked at it in episode 1000 and 21 but as ever, this is my first time with this skill. A vast year of parties! I'll open Pirate Island. Okay, here's Pirate Island.
Definitely sounds piratey. Aye. Oh, that's enough now. Welcome to Pirate Island.
Thank you. Step aboard and test your skill to become a pirate. You will have to play hard to help the captain and his crew and survive in this ruthless piracy world. However, there are lots of gold coins waiting for the audacious.
Are you brave enough to play? Yes! Two weeks after you have been found clinging to wreckage and rescued from the sea by the captain, you were finally admitted as part of the crew. Now you have to work to pay your life get.
The infamous pirate fingerless Aldrich is always craving for more gold. His ship, the Black Carcass, is anchored at the secret bay. The task is to help him navigate through the dangers and shallow waters of the bay. Easy.
Left a bit. Right a bit. Etc. Oh.
Good morning. Morning. Oh. What a hangover.
I'm too old for this. Lethal weapon? It's time to sail. We have to leave the secret bay.
Are you ready? Yes! Oh, for all the seasick. I forgot your name.
Susan. Well, it doesn't matter anyway. You need to earn a real pirate name. I will call you.
Stinky Rayan. Lovely. Do you like? Yes.
You should learn fast. Otherwise, you'll feed the fishes. To navigate. You need to listen to me and shout my commands to the crew.
Remember to say the word, crew, first. Are you ready to sail? I can. You need to shout my commands to the crew.
Remember to say the word, crew, first. Didn't like that. Are you ready to sail? Yes!
Right. Yep. Yep. Forward.
Let's make a speed navigate. Thank you. I'll give you commands and you shout these exact words to the crew. Pirates.
Raise the anchor. Crew. Raise the anchor. No.
We need to raise the anchor. Yeah. Shout the command. Pirates.
No, you tell me to say crew. Pirates. No. We need to raise the anchor.
Right. Shout the command. Pirates. Raise the anchor.
Pirates. Raise the anchor. That's not quite right. Well!
Don't crew to raise the anchor. You're too confused. No. We need to raise the anchor.
Shout the command. Pirates. Raise the anchor. Pirates.
Raise the anchor. I mean, communication is key, isn't it? Management structure and everything. Great.
You've gotten the crew to raise the anchor. Pirates. Shout out my exact commands. Pirates.
Set the sails. Pirates. Set the sails. Okay, let's just pause it there for a second because this goes on for a while off him.
Just telling me what to say. I'm just repeating them. Parrot. Fashion.
Hey? So, I'm going to skip past that because there really isn't much to learn from it. Let's jump ahead. Stinky Rat.
Yes? I love gold. The shine of it. The sound of it.
Smell? But I'm not stingy. You deserve three gold coins. Keep your coins safe.
You may use it to play future mini games with these greedy pirates. Cool. Or spend it with more important things. Like weapons.
Smell with your voice. Check your pockets when you need money by saying inventory. Try now. Say inventory.
Inventory. You have three gold coins. Gold coins with a do in your journey. You will have further opportunities to collect more gold coins.
Now, back to the story. Ah. Feel it. Nothing like the fresh Caribbean winds blowing on your face when you have full sails.
What? Shut up. You miserable bird. Or I'll use you as bait for the sharks.
Stinky Rat. We have to leave secret bay carefully. There are traps of shark box in underwater. One mistake can wrap my view or cause your life.
Are you ready to shout my commands to navigate? Ah. Another two minutes of me just repeating whatever he says. It's a little bit pointless, so let's fast forward.
Yes. We are sailing to the bank of island to get the rest of my crew. Cool. They usually are quite impatient with new sailors, so I'll strongly recommend you master your sword skills.
Do you want to find a sword master on the main deck? No. I don't like the tough stuff, right? Get your tail up there and prove yourself with a sword.
Go on. Rookie. You will thank me one day. Ah.
Okay. Hey. Are you the new pirate? Um.
Are you the rookie they are talking about? Yes. Good to meet you rookie. The sword master is not ready for yet.
But don't fret. We can pass the time with a three card game. Step right up and win. I have three cards.
One of them is the Ace of Diamonds. Easy money. Watch my hands very carefully. Why?
Play to win sort after badges. Pick the Ace of Diamonds and win badges to earn respect with other pirates. Do you want to play? Yes.
Okay. The three card game. Let's do it. Make your choice and say card one, card two, or card three.
Card one. Awesome. You picked up the Ace of Diamonds. Yes.
Well done rookie. You got your first win. Play more to reach a better level and respect from other pirates. Remember you can say show badges to see how many you have.
Want to play more? No. Okay. Rookie.
Any time you want to play is just saying a three card game. Let's get back to the game. Oh, here comes the sword master. Oh.
Hey. What are you useless? Soundless doing? Nothing.
You must be the rookie. You want to master the sword? Is that right? No.
You fool. Without snow with the sword, you won't last out there. Besides the captain sent you. So there is no choice.
Let's start training. Now. Good. It will cost one gold coin.
You know someone has to pay for my booze. Do you have gold coins to pay me? Yes. Let the lesson begin.
I will attack saying attack left or attack right. And you say block then the direction of my attack. For example, if I say attack left. You shout block left.
Got it. Let's begin attack left block now. Block left. Excellent.
Here's my next attack attack right block now. Block right. Very good. Here's my next attack attack left.
Attack left. Attack right. Block now. Yeah.
You get the idea. Let's skip forwards through this little bit as well. Land away. That of on island ahead.
Captain. Anchors down. Blue. Stinky rat.
Yes. I have a mission for you. Of course you do. We can't stay too long.
Have these waters. So you have to go to shore and tell the rest of the crew that the black carcass is ready for a new cruise. Are you ready to go to shore? No.
This is my rookie. Go on now. Stinky rat. Before I lose my temper.
All right. Good. You see things my way. Listen to me.
These dirty pirates don't trust new guys. So you must tell them my secret password. Pay attention. And remember the password.
Tell my crew. The old man is angry. Again. Don't forget his password.
What do you want to get? Got it. The old man is angry. Yes.
I want to make sure that you get it. I got it. What is the password? The old man is angry.
Good. Now take a rowing boat. Paddle to shore and find the rest of my crew. And take care of you.
This mouthy part may be helpful. I got it. I have two items that might help you along. But you can carry only one.
Which item do you want to pick? A torch. Or a pirate talisman. The pirate talisman.
I hope it can be helpful. Oh, a drunk. Oh, man overboard. He's fallen off.
And I think I'll leave the rest to you. That was pirate island. If you fancy the sound of that, then why not? Give it a go.
Thanks for listening guys and we'll see you next time. Feedback comments demos the dot dot podcast at gmail dot com.