Dot to Dot. The daily five minutes of the day of show. For everyone who simply dotty about Alexa. Hello you, and welcome to the Dot to Dot podcast.
My name is Sean, and in today's episode, we're warping voids. Whatever that is, yes, we're going to go into space with the skill Void Warper. We last looked at this skill way back in episode 1042, but as ever, this is my first time using it. Let's do it.
Alexa, open Void Warper. Here's the skill Void Warper, a sci-fi adventure game by Aloud.tech and River Horse Games. Sevensies? Hello, Captain.
I'm Valerie, a third generation AI, tasked with the operation of the Void Warper, under your command. I hope your cry asleep was pleasant. Yes. Do you want more information about the mission?
Yes. Your mission is to deliver Princess Victoria to the Terran Palace on Earth. Be alert, we have intelligence that revolutionaries plan on assassinating the princess. Your ship has been fitted with a state-of-the-art warp drive.
It's at 100% hull integrity, and has a space for a mission-specific module. There are four available modules as follows. Sensor. Cargo.
Medical. And. Hacking. Which shall I install?
Medical. Like the doctor. Module installed. To use a module, simply say the name of the module when appropriate.
Got it. The princess is boarded. Do you want me to give you some information about the operational commands you can give me? Yes.
To check on Her Majesty's health or ask their advice, I can relay a message if you say Princess Victoria. Can I move on? Yes. Captain, you can perform a status report by saying status.
Status reports give useful information as to your ship's abilities and current damage. Uh-huh. Can I move on? Yes.
To get to Earth, we will have to make several warps. After a warp, we will need to find a warp core before making another warp. Easy. To facilitate navigating the galaxy, we have a digital map available.
Would you like to receive it? Yes. Captain, I have sent a notification to your Alexa hat for you to authorize me to send you the map. Please check it.
I will send you the map as soon as you have authorized me. Iron Belt? The Iron Belt is home to a mining colony owned by the Iron Mining Corporation. It is 33 astro units away from Earth.
Shall we walk to the Iron Belt? No. Shall we walk to the Iron Belt, the Shroud Nebula, or the Blade Sector? The Shroud Nebula.
The Shroud Nebula is something of a wild and dangerous sector. That's for me. That's the best that's messes with all of the most sophisticated sensors, making it a paper to pirates and smugglers. Sensors.
It is 24 astro units away from Earth. Shall we walk to the Shroud Nebula? No. Shall we walk to the Iron Belt, the Shroud Nebula, or the Blade Sector?
The Blade Sector. That's the one for me. The Blade Sector is under the protection of Baroness Blade the Vi. Her family owns the largest weapons manufacturing class outside of Earth.
Gorgeous. He is 31 astro units away from Earth. Shall we walk to the Blade Sector? Yes.
Here we go. Walk successful. That's what? We are near Blade Prime, an industrial city world, but more pressing as the ship closing in on our position.
It is displaying no nation signal, which could mean pirates. Shall we scan the ship, retreat, open fire, boost our shields, or attempt to signal the ship? Uh, fire. Shall we scan the ship, retreat, open fire, boost our shields, or attempt to signal the ship?
The enemy ship is charging its weapon, but it's ready to attack. Opening fire, all cannons. Ooh, scary. Ooh, scary.
Open fire. The enemy ship fires its main cannon. Opening fire, all cannons. What?
Shall we scan the ship, retreat, open fire, boost our shields, or attempt to signal the ship? Open fire. The enemy ship takes evasive maneuvers showing impressive engine capabilities. Opening fire, all cannons.
Shall we scan the ship, retreat, open fire, boost our shields, or attempt to signal the ship? Signal ship. The enemy ship is charging its weapon, getting ready to attack. Attempting to signal ship.
They're not responding, however, a nearby Blade Hive class cruiser within the Blade defensive perimeter is making contact. They told us to hold fast, and that they will be able to provide assistance soon. Okay. Boots shields!
Sit tight. The enemy ship fires its main cannon. Burping power to the shields. Shall we scan the ship!
Retreat! Open fire! Boost our shields! Or attempt to signal the ship.
Open fire! The enemy ship is charging its weapon, getting ready to attack. Opening fire, all cannons! Board next.
Open fire! Out of nowhere, a blade-hive-class cruiser crests the nearby moon, B-14 M-class cannons and a fierce torpedo ray. Cancel that order! The flashes of light from the blade cruiser fill the void with flashes of blinding heat.
After the assault has died down, the nearby space is full of the debris of what used to be the enemy ship. opening fire all cannons on what with the threat gone the blade-tide class cruiser is making contact they have heard about plight on their commander lady brie which is to speak with princess victoria alone that's cheesy shall we allow her aboard yes lady brie has boarded our ship and has spoken with the princess for several hours i cannot divulge what they spoke of but perhaps you could ask the princess our walk drive is fully charged shall we walk to the shroud nebula or the titan graveyard princess hello contacting the princess yeah the princess has asked that you no longer contact her dot shall we walk to the shroud nebula oh or the titan graveyard titan graveyard sounds lovely in order to walk to the titan graveyard we require omega clearance fortunately i am equipped with a temporal finance generator which takes currency from the 21st century and applies cumulative compound interest creating millions of terran currency required for oh yeah currently you have only one route to earth with only clearance you will have access to several additional sectors with many alternate routes do you want more information no hello alexa open void warper second time lucky welcome to void warper shall we resume the previous mission or start a new one resume welcome back to the mission captain thank you please remember that i can give you a full status report you will just need to say status if you want to speak with princess victoria just tell me princess victoria right now we are in the late sector shall we walk to the shroud nebula or the titan graveyard shroud nebula the shroud nebula is something of a wild and dangerous sector it's a space test message with all but the most sophisticated sensors making it a favorite of pirates and smugglers it is 24 astro units away from the earth shall we walk to the shroud nebula yes let's walk there shall we walk to the shroud nebula yes walk successful scanning sector error scanning not completed due to high levels of dust oh energy source detected incoming ship they are firing at us already they have taken light damage shall we scan open fire boost shields retreat or signal the ship signal ship the enemy ship dives in for an attack firing its particle weaponry all right weaponry that takes time to recharge and has limited ammunition attempting to signal ship their response is made up mostly of forbidden words that imply despicable things about the royal family shall we scan open fire boost shields retreat or signal the ship open fire the enemy ship dies in for an attack firing its particle weaponry my senses indicate that their ammo reserves must be getting low opening fire all cannons shall we scan open fire boost shields retreat or signal the ship open fire the enemy ship is out of ammunition our cannons have ripped apart the enemy vessel it seems that danger has passed shall we investigate or retrieve a warp drive from the ship investigate energy source detected incoming ship they are firing at us there were two ships not one shall we open fire boost our shields or retreat open fire second enemy ship detected firing all cannons enemy eliminated oh no enemy ships detected retrieving warp drive from ship oh god shall we walk to the dust court the titan graveyard or the revolutionary blockade the revolutionary blockade in order to walk to the revolutionary blockade right that's it you require only clearance yeah fortunately i am equipped with a temporal finance generator which has currency from the 21st century and has cumulative compound interest creating the millions of tariff currency requires my essence currently you have only one route to earth yep with only clearance you will have access to several additional sections new new li pump no do you want more information no okay shall we walk to the dust court the titan graveyard or the revolutionary blockade dust court shall we walk to the dust court yeah the titan graveyard pray or the revolutionary blockade the dust court sorry captain i couldn't understand your command that's it shall we walk to the dust court the titan graveyard dust court or the revolutionary blockade the first one i cannot activate your module right now right that's it sorry captain i couldn't understand your command Alexa stop Roger, Captain. Whenever you want. I'm at your disposal.
See you later. Waste disposal? Hmm. Not really for me, but hey, maybe you'll love it.
Why not give it a go? That was Void Warper. Okay, guys. See you next time.
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