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Today we're getting around to the last one of the skills recommended by Rob Vorter. And this one's called F-A-R-T Police. I'm going to have to say the word when I invoke it, so here we go. Alexa, open Fart Police.
Okay, here's Fart Police. Welcome back to Fart Police. Let's continue the case we left off on. Suspect number four, Matt, please step forward.
Why do I feel like I'm going to take the blame for this one? It smelled like one of mine, but it wasn't. I swear it. You're flapping the wrong cheeks.
Sample, now. Now let's compare it to what we collected from the censor at the scene of the crime. Do you think Matt did it? Yes, no, or maybe?
No. Suspect number four, Matt, you are free to go. I'll explain what's going on. Okay, but I have a question.
What do you do with all the samples after your keys? Suspect number two, Samantha, please step forward. I had just let it all out in the laboratory prior to the incident. I had nothing left in my bank even if I wanted to let some out.
You guys need to get more creative with your excuses. Just give me a big push so we may proceed. Now let's compare it to what we collected from the censor at the scene of the crime. Do you think Samantha did it?
Yes, no, or maybe? Suspect number three, Amy, you are being charged with first degree flatulation in a public area. If you are convicted, you will face up to two years in prison and a fine of $100. It hurt so bad, I had to let it rip.
You sentenced the correct unlawful flatulator. Good job. The department now has $300. Send it wisely.
It looks like we've got a new case. There are four suspects. Let's head to the scene of the crime. Suspect number one, Theo, please step forward.
You guys need to get your sensors checked. I didn't hear or smell anything. I believe you, I really do. But right now I just need a bottom birth from you.
Now let's compare it to what we collected from the censor at the scene of the crime. Do you think Theo did it? Yes, no, or maybe? Cancel.
Goodbye. Do you think Theo did it? I'm so sorry. Yes, no, or maybe?
Cancel. Hmm. I'm so sorry, guys. I actually disabled the skill and enabled it again before starting the demo because I wanted you to hear what the intro was, but it didn't do it.
So I don't know what's going on there. It's 25.05 the year, I think it was, and it's illegal to do you-know-what's. And yeah, I think you probably got the rest. Now sometimes it sounds quite similar.
It didn't in any of those. And then you can send it off for analysis to the lab. And so then you might say maybe. Probably you'd say maybe instead of yes, no, or maybe.
And then it would probably offer if you wanted to send it off to the lab. There you go. Thanks, Rob. There was one time when it said, put this sensor in your mouth and this one in your pants.
And then it said, oh, no, sorry, got them along the way around. Take them out and swap them around. That did actually make me laugh a little bit. Okay.
This is Robin signing off. And we'll speak again tomorrow. Feedback, comments, demos. The.podcast at gmail.com.
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