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EPISODE · Dec 9, 2025 · 3 MIN

DTD3225: Christmas Dreams

from Dot to Dot - the daily 5min Alexa demo show

Another top quality Crimbo-related skill today. It's Christmas Cracker jokes from folk duo 'I Am the Cold Man' ⛄Tue Feedback, comments, demos pleas to ✉️ [email protected] 👍 Do tell your friends, leave us a review on iTunes (ok, 🍏 Podcasts) or follow us on Twitter with #DTDPod You can also support the show with a tap at https://glow.fm/dottodot - please consider doing so and become an official Dot to Dot 🌟 Why not check out our sister show where @TheBlurredNerd and I (@USA2DAY) talk about all things Echo each week? 🤷 That's The Echo Show at https://theechoshow.pinecast.co 👍 Find out more at https://dottodot.pinecast.co

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Doctor. The Daily Fight and It's Guild of Ocean. For everyone who's simply dotting about Alexa. Hey guys, today we're looking at a really odd one, I like it though.

It's called Christmas Dreams and it's Jokes told by Folk Duo. I am the cold man. I've not heard of them but I do like their jokes and their Christmas related. Alexa, open Christmas dreams.

Welcome to Christmas Dreams. You can hear a Christmas cracker joke from Folk Duo and The Cold Man by saying tell me a Christmas joke. Tell me a Christmas joke. Hey Michael, how many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

I don't know Tom, I've often wondered. No, Elle. There's no Elle. What does that mean?

It means there's no Elle, so there's 25. Alexa, ask Christmas Dreams to tell me a joke. Alexa, ask Christmas Dreams to tell me a joke. Hey Tom, don't know if you know this but Santa wants one to the doctors.

Oh, did he? I'm going to tell you what happened. The rash come back or something. No, no, no.

He went to the doctors with a problem. The doctor said, what seems to be the problem? Santa said, I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom. Oh dear.

Bit blue. And the doctor said, well you're in luck because I've got just the brandy cream for that. I don't really get that one. No, I don't.

Remt. I like their delivery. Alexa, ask Christmas Dreams for a joke. Tom?

Yes. Question. Answer. Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?

I don't know. Why would you invite a answer to a note there? Because he's a fun guy. Oh, yeah.

Got you. You can get jude. Hoovering with the handheld downstairs. We'll do one more.

Alexa, ask Christmas Dreams for a joke. Hey Michael, what do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? I don't know. What do you do?

Boasting. Chestnut posting in an open for you. Sorry, I spoke over it. Cool.

There you go. Top top quality jokes guys are from to quirky folks. What more could you ask for? Wow.

What value? Guys, if you're super in the day's scale, or indeed if you feel well disposed to the Dr. Dot-Dot-Dot podcast in general, then please tell your friends. That'd be great, wouldn't it, if you could tell your friends and they would get more out of their coast too?

Alright guys, Merry Christmas coming up and we'll speak again tomorrow. Feedback comments demos. The Dr. Dot-Dot podcast at gmail.com.

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Another top quality Crimbo-related skill today. It's Christmas Cracker jokes from folk duo 'I Am the Cold Man' ⛄Tue Feedback, comments, demos pleas to ✉️ [email protected] 👍 Do tell your friends, leave us a review on iTunes (ok, 🍏...

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