DTF:HN for March 22, 2026

Your Daily Tech Feed covering the top 10 stories on Hacker News for March 22, 2026. Featuring: Hormuz Minesweeper – Are you tired of winning?, The three pillars of JavaScript bloat, My first patch to the Linux kernel, 25 Years of Eggs, Cross-Model Void Convergence: GPT-5.2 and Claude Opus 4.6 Deterministic Silence, and more. Stories covered: 1. Hormuz Minesweeper – Are you tired of winning? https://hormuz.pythonic.ninja/ HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47475686 2. The three pillars of JavaScript bloat https://43081j.com/2026/03/three-pillars-of-javascript-bloat HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47473718 3. My first patch to the Linux kernel https://pooladkhay.com/posts/first-kernel-patch/ HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47444909 4. 25 Years of Eggs https://www.john-rush.com/posts/eggs-25-years-20260219.html HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47427224 5. Cross-Model Void Convergence: GPT-5.2 and Claude Opus 4.6 Deterministic Silence https://zenodo.org/records/18976656 HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47475155 6. Tinybox – A powerful computer for deep learning https://tinygrad.org/#tinybox HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47470773 7. Some things just take time https://lucumr.pocoo.org/2026/3/20/some-things-just-take-time/ HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47467537 8. Chest Fridge (2009) https://mtbest.net/chest-fridge/ HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47473279 9. Professional video editing, right in the browser with WebGPU and WASM https://tooscut.app/ HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47471601 10. 'Miracle': Europe reconnects with lost spacecraft https://phys.org/news/2026-03-miracle-europe-reconnects-lost-spacecraft.html HN discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47476060