段子来了丨有钱的时候败家,没钱的时候拜神 23.5.5(采采) episode artwork

EPISODE · May 5, 2023 · 38 MIN

段子来了丨有钱的时候败家,没钱的时候拜神 23.5.5(采采)

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已然不信“时间可以改变一个人”这种鬼话了,不然怎么我几年前在减肥,现在依然在减肥?要是身上的肉能换假期就好了,换什么都行……是不是得有一种测量脂肪厚度的工具?叫什么油膘卡尺减肥减的不是肉,是焦虑加班加的不是活,是情绪喝酒喝的不是酒,是寂寞蹦迪蹦的不是迪,是孤独别人喝奶茶,我也喝奶茶别人嗦螺蛳粉,我也嗦螺蛳粉别人吃V50,我也吃V50别人 80 斤,我不吭声 夏天怎么就适合减肥了?白天冰可乐冰奶茶,草莓圣代美味雪糕,傍晚啃半个西瓜,晚上再跑街边撸两串肉喝两瓶啤酒,夏天就这么几天,现在不搞啥时候搞?怎么减肥?嗯? 朋友说我瘦了,但是上秤体重没变多少,那少的那部分是什么,是不是我有趣的灵魂?胖了心情不好,饿了脾气不好,穷了心态不好,这可让我如何是好?如何网购省钱呢?这里为您推荐一个网购省钱神器,叫兔省严选公众号只要搜索微信公众号ems640,谢谢大家的添加从此一起省钱~

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