Dubai Chocolate, FBI Watchlists & Martian Coconuts

On today’s episode, Bree (a.k.a. Slime) survives Day 26 of her unstoppable podcast streak, questions how anyone stays awake for a six-day Dutch podcast marathon, and desperately awaits a RØDE Podcaster mic that is currently on a road trip across Colorado.We dive into hard-hitting journalism such as:Why Dubai chocolate is suddenly EVERYWHERE (Costco, Trader Joe’s, gas stations… the hostile takeover is real)Whether eating it forces you to invest in Dubai real estateGrocery hauls, peppermint soap supremacy, and maintaining a 100-can cat food bunkerThe YouTube channel where rich people claim they “just worked hard” after casually founding satellite companiesA South Carolina prison drone delivering the most chaotic surf-and-turf order of all timeA leaked FBI memo that basically says “everyone’s on the list now”And new evidence that Mars used to be a tropical vacation spot where aliens maybe drank coconut water before ruining everything and leavingPlus: what the heck a “Code Red” looks like inside OpenAI (spoiler: probably less dramatic sirens, more stressed engineers).It’s unhinged, overcaffeinated, gingerbread-scented, and deeply educational in absolutely no way. Powered by Firstory Hosting