Dumb Ways To Die
from High Thoughts Hosted by Coledon & Chase
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Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as Piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach your self how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride...
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