Dumbledont go Breaking my Heart, or a classy Allusion to Trading Places by Usher

"He always on the top, But now he on the bottom cause we, tra-ding pla-ces." ~ William Shakespeare All jokes aside J. K. Rowling really did too much with the sidestory on Harry Potter. Dumbledore's sexual preference did not affect his dueling abilities, or make Fawkes pretend to die any less. I didn't need to know which position he assumes, but now that I know, it also doesn't affect his skills and stuff so we're in the worst possible place... right where we began. I guess in a way Dumbledore both loves and hates the cock in a way that can never be fully determined. CLASSID: DualityOfMan Let us know what position you think Dumbledore rocks! Hit us up on Twitter @PodHigher and grab that sweet bonus if you can back up your argument with literature! Stay tuned for part II; You've been me, I've been you.