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Where's Aidscat? He doesn't have Aids. So get a sing. Okay, it's a totem cat.
That's better. That's more accurate. That's what he is. Oh, Aidscat, 2000.
Aidscat, up here. We praise him. Don't listen to him. You don't have Aids.
Listen to me right now, Rebel. He's a cat with an Aids. You carnival cruise ship. What a f***ing...
Rebel, we praise him. Rumble? That's okay. Rumble or Rebel?
Yeah, Rumble Bean. Is his full name? God, who thought of that? Me.
Yeah, of course she does. Of course she does. Rumble Bean, Alex. Classic, Alex.
People typically. Rumble Bean. Yes. Rumble Bean.
Yeah, you eat me out. Rumble Bean. Jump on my jinnies. Don't listen to him, Rumble.
No, too late. Welcome to the show, everybody. We're here. Nick's Watson is here too.
Maybe. How's it going? Hey, what's up, man? It's one of my old friends, Jason Ellis.
This is one of my old friends, Nick's Watson. Well, well, well. We're old. Johnny, we're old.
Together, when we touch rings, we fight crime. Dude, we touch cock rings. Remember that? Johnny cock ring.
You do. I ducked you. You ducked me. I ducked you.
We were like, yeah, we ducked the f***. You can't ducked on the eigendock, so who's ducking? I was a... God, it was a loading dock.
I ducked you with a loading dock. Yeah. It was amazing. It was amazing.
Do you remember one of my favorite memories of Jason Ellis, who I love very much? Love you very much. I like it. You're right.
Do you remember when I agreed to do that fight with your assistant? Yeah. What was the same? Pina sandwich.
Yeah, Pina sandwich. Pina sandwich. I think it was the same. Beat his ass.
Yeah, I f*** worked in a motherf***er. People underestimate Nick's Watson. Yeah, they always do. People like me.
I think most people had you in that fight. Really? I mean, I would hope so. Hey.
But I remember, I think you'd be able to pick him up hot that easily. It was I recall we instructed him to punch you in the dick. Is that true? Which was like maybe funny the first time or two?
And then when he just kept going to that move, then you actually got... Well, he thought I was not going to be ready. And I was f***ing ready. And my favorite thing is that Jason goes, because I agreed to the fight on it.
It was your first mistake. Remember that? Shut up. What?
You should shut up. I got a host. I'm going to sass mouth. Just sass.
Okay. Just down and down. The floor is yours. F*** off.
Okay. Here we go. I'm kidding. Love you.
Not joking. F*** off. Here we go. I remember Jason.
Remember this? You called me and you go, Are you ready for the fight? And I go, what fight? And you go, you're great on air to f*** the fight.
Fart sandwich or whatever it's missing. And I was like, yeah. Okay. And he goes, yeah.
And he goes, yeah, and he finds like in a couple of weeks in Vegas. What was that? Hard Rock? Yep.
And I was like, f***. And I totally forgotten about it. And you were like, yeah. We're promoting it.
And I was like, oh my God. I totally spaced on that. So I went and had to train and get ready for the fight. Like I had a week to prepare for like some, this fight against Penis Falcon or whatever's name.
So I was like, oh my God. So I went to Ten Goose Gym, best gym ever in the Valley. Phenomenal. They do do a kilo.
Yeah. So they turn me into a machine of f***ing Falcon Crest. Only one week. And you got that one week.
But I totally spaced and you were like, oh, it's Captain 1000. Stop calling him Aidscat. Scroticat. Thank you.
Scroticat. Is that okay? Yes. But yeah.
So like I did that fight. And then I remember Andy Bell, our friend, that's how we first met. And PLG. Yes.
Help me train. And they were my corner men. That's a good corner men for you fighting. That was pretty solid because PLG had to fight him.
No, he fought. He fought Elliott Sloan. Did it? Oh, yeah.
Was it Elliott? Yeah. And Elliott's a good friend of ours. We love Elliott.
He's good too. This cat is just licking my face. It was not trained and Pierre had trained a lot. That was a good fight.
And then you who did you fight on that one? Was it Andy Bell? It's possible. You fought him at some point.
Did you fight Andy Bell on that one? I don't think. No, because Andy was my corner man. Yeah.
Yeah. So I was trying not to die. Did I fight? If anybody is in a fight, by the way, make sure to breathe.
Yeah. That was the best advice I got. It is good advice. Yeah.
You didn't tell me any of that. No. Well, you didn't need it. You were fighting a shit sandwich.
Yeah. I was fighting fart. My goodness. You had something painted on your stomach as memory.
He serves. If memory if memory conserves us. Yeah. I wrote fart on my chest.
And then my favorite thing that I did again, don't fight. But what if? And I did body blows. Yeah.
So I was like, Oh God, I was gassed out really quick. And I just threw haymakers into fart sandwiches. Got they looked precise. They looked like precision strikes.
They were demoralizing to watch for crowd. I mean, I mean, I won. Yeah. Because you weren't trying to knock him out.
He could stand there all day and take them. It would almost he was almost praying for you to put him down. Instead, the pattern just repeated itself over and over. He tried to punch you in the deck.
You got angrier. You punch him in his little teddy bear tummy. He was so loved. He thought he was going to wear something funny.
We probably made whatever. And I was like, this cat is. You can stop him from licking because he will lick through you. He just ate me out.
Do you think that Rose sandwich thought he was going to beat you? Oh, he 100% you told me that he said he goes. Oh, Nick's going to be like hung over and like a moron. But I actually like trained again.
10 years Jim. Awesome. Jim in the Valley. Trust me.
Joe. Gusson. Nick Gusson legends. So they train me and like I had a week of this is and stuff letting him do it.
This is like. Yeah. It's a sandpaper. Yeah.
Off him. Sweetheart. Love you. So many blessings.
But yeah. So yeah, I had to train for a week. But I remember you yelling at me. That's my favorite.
You're like, hey mate. Whoever you talk. You're like, don't hell. You got to fought in Vegas.
Yeah. And then you make a diary on my chest. That's what I said. Yeah.
And I was like, what? I'm not going to get direct. Yeah. That's how we roll.
Yeah. Everybody knows if you're a good friend of mine. I'm coming. And you're actually was much thicker in those days.
I was being light on that. Yeah. I'm surprised you understood anything I say at that point. Yeah.
I'm always confused. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that's how we first met.
And we initially met long story short everybody's not to be boring. But it was like field TV. Wasn't it? Was you and Andy Bell?
We were on the panel. It was like, wow, I don't. It was great. Thank you.
Feel TV. Feel TV on a panel doing well. Isn't it like Chris Fairbank? It was like some talk show.
Oh, we were we were we were guests. We were guests. Oh, wow. It was you Andy.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was bonkers.
But it was amazing. Chris. Parnell. No, not Chris Parnell.
It was you're getting warmer. It was Pat something for sure. He was like their only yes. It was maybe Pat Parnell.
Chris Parnell is the guy from his in Chris Parnell's from S on all. Yeah. It was so good. So it's not a great skateboard.
Okay. So I'm sure it's better than Chris Parnell. It was Pat. Wasn't it?
Yeah. Field TV sucked. It's it did. Yeah, it was not great.
But I mean, they did their best. It was like Spike TV or it was like, but it was effort. Spike TV can like if TV is like Spike TV compared to TV is like TV compared to Spike. It was bad, bad.
Yeah. Okay. I had a TV show on field TV. So I can say it.
What does it have? What is it? Pat Parnell. I can confirm.
Okay. A power is great. I love Pat. He was a sweetheart.
Selfier. Yeah. All right. Too soon.
Yeah. Yeah. Field TV. What was your show?
Alice mania. They put it on TV. Are you kidding me? You're not Brian Degan fight like they made it a whole like series.
I know. They filmed at the gym and then yeah, and then they gave me a show a reality show. And then that was I had it was already a green lit was the first I've ever heard that. And the UFC bought field TV and turned it into Fox one.
What was it? Fox Sports one Fox Sports one. And I was told I don't know that's true. But I was told that Dana White was like, yeah, not I don't want that dude on here.
And I think it was that true. And I think it was because because Dana and I were friends a little bit like I still have his number and stuff and he would get me tickets to fights. But then you write a favor when I fought 10 guys in a row. Tully reached out to people secretly because I wasn't supposed to know who I was going to fight and right.
You write was one of them. And so we're a bunch of other you're right. Yeah. We lined up 10 this great.
There's gonna be Diggstown. The guy fights 10 people in 24 hours. So we kind of did a twist on that and I worked 10 people in 10 minutes. Yeah, you're right.
A favor. Keith Chardine. Oh my God. Yeah.
My is Griffin. You thought all those guys in a row. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Well, wow.
Thanks for stopping by. You figured it out now. Yeah. I know.
I know your history, mate. I didn't have I'm not attaining. I thought it would be entertaining. Holy shit.
I know you know, tell me to pick all those guys. But who picked those guys? Tell me I just got the biggest coolest names I could. Yeah.
Those are like huge names. Keith Chardine. I don't want to take a punch from him. Yeah, I've taken a bunch from him, unfortunately.
But also fortunately, I was you know what I love about you. You know, I love about you. I'm kind of game off it. You are such a gamer, dude.
In terms of like evil. That's a battle. You're a battle ax. I thought Shane Kellen.
That's insane. This is dumbest thing I've ever done. That's horrific. I've done some dumb stuff.
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No, listen to me. Listen to what I'm telling you. I've been a pro skateboarder for 30, too long. And I still skateboard.
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BetterHelp.com slash Ellis today to get 10% off your first month. That is BetterHelp. H E L P dot com slash Ellis. I mean, you've done a lot of dumb stuff, but the dumbest thing about it was the fight between myself and your favorite was quite a scrap.
Like we actually kind of went at it for one minute and that that particular scrap went a little viral on YouTube. Like people were posting it everywhere and it got like millions of views and Dana White saw it and Dana White was like, dude, you're in the UFC. What are you doing? Punching this fucking moron and also letting him punch you.
So he got in big trouble. He told me he was like, dude, Dana was like really legitimately pissed. And then if I tried to fight somebody else who was in the UFC and they told Dana, he would be like, go there and don't come back. That was the.
And if you think the UFC pays bad, try fighting an L as me. So then somehow in a roundabout way, because you know they did. I love. I got paid nothing.
You know what we speak. I love the UFC. I wasn't trying to piss off Dana White, but I did accidentally. So I was kind of, I was pretty bummed out about it because I really didn't want to do that to him, you know, like, but he was like, fuck that guy.
Like he keeps doing stuff where it's like endangering my fighters and I didn't see it that way. But now looking back, yeah, that's a valid point. It is completely. But I didn't, I never thought that I could, I never had any plans on hurting any of them.
Like, I just thought like, right, of course, I could last a little bit with them. And I understand it and not to mention like, you know, I could be like a bitch and I could sue him if they broke my face or something like the UFC would be responsible. Like, I now see how ridiculous that is. But at the time, I definitely didn't do it to piss him off.
But now I see why, because at one point, I think who's the girl that was going to, she was like, I want to come to your house, anything. She's a UFC fighter. And I was like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, but first maybe called Dana White because I've heard that he's not a huge fan of my event.
And she called and never called back. We never spoke. Okay, amazing. So it was one of those things where then once somebody was like, what about this angle where he's just in the crowd and you say, it's anybody want to fight me.
And then he comes up and fight you that way. It's not really your fault. And it's not really. And I was like, I don't want to be in trouble with Dana.
Right. And even though he has no control over my life, I just don't want to be on his bad side. And when I found out that he might not like me, that bummed me out. Like, I got to be on the other side.
I thought it was cool to be friends with the UFC. But okay. So what's our next fight? I've retired.
Let's see. All right. Let's see how that plays out. Unless you want to maybe fight fart sandwich or whatever his name is.
Yeah, he probably I think he retired. Well, well, well, I think he retired after you. I'm gonna fight Jason Ellis. Here we go.
You should do that. That'll be a fucking nightmare. Are you scrapping days done? Yeah, I've retired to Jason.
Let's both retire. Okay, no, it's supposed to be retarded. Sorry. That's already done.
Yeah, I know I'm aware. I can see your beard. What's wrong with my beard? You look like you have handsome down syndrome.
You look like a down syndrome. Oh, really? Turd. Oh, thank you.
A turd. Yeah, like if it's made you turd. Yeah, she's not going to want anymore. Do you know that?
What is that? She's don't go why anymore? Dog shit. What why?
Because of what's in the dog food. So is that are you upset about that? Little bit. I'm kind of offended.
Okay. So you don't want to buy no turds. I do want to buy no turds and I'm pissed that there isn't anymore anymore. But if it was, it'd look like you.
Yes or no? My new special coming out. It's my next special is called toilet head. My new one is called make joke from face.
My next one is called albino turd. It's be produced by Jason Ellis. Yeah, it's gonna be fucking nonsense. You really are.
And how can guru cunt? Maybe that's my fourth one. Right. Eight may out.
Yeah. Each am a box. I fucking salty queer. I feel like your box would be salty.
Yeah, it's got pure salt. Yeah, I'm not afraid. I got popcorn pussy. How's that work?
That's my fifth special popcorn pussy. And what's that about? It's about your face. You fucking dick.
Getting aggressive today, dude. No, I've horrible diarrhea. You always have horrible diarrhea. No, I love Jason more than anyone.
One of my favorite people. That's more close second. Close second Andy Bell. Is there the only two people that you can remember right now?
Yeah, I remember nothing. I remember you. I remember. Andy Bell.
Andy Bell. Yeah. I read that stuffy. Oh, that out of nowhere.
Yeah. Who is Pat Duffy? Just a check. Skateboarder.
Okay. Yeah, legend icon. Okay. Yeah, Danny Wayne.
Yeah. Wow, that's a guy here. Call him. Okay.
Wow. We're doing the whole old DC team. Huh? Yeah, okay.
Game on Wayne. Okay, I'm on Garth name a famous person named Wayne. Wayne. Wayne's world.
That's not a no. Yeah, that's not a real person. No, he's not. His last name was world.
Yeah, same as world. When. There it is Falcon Crest. When Falcon Crest.
You've said Falcon Crest. I know. It's my favorite show. Wayne and hockey player.
Wayne Gretzky. There you go. I was just trying to help you. Okay.
What was it? What was it really? Wayne that would have been acceptable. Would have been an acceptable.
Would have accepted Wayne new. Yeah, but that's his first name is a little. Yeah, Wayne Gretzky. Yeah, right.
Are you a big hockey fan? Do I look like one? No, I'm more figure skating. You look like you can't skate.
I can skate. What kind of skating? I think you might have been able to skate at one point, but not now. What?
Skateboarding. Andy skating. I'm skating. I bet you can I skate.
I mean, I can roller skate. I'm just seeing Reno 911. Oh, fair enough. Yeah, but I don't think you can anymore.
That's what I'm saying. I think you've lost it. Okay. I think you're being judged duty right now.
Fair enough. Okay. What can you do anymore? All of it, everything better than ever.
Next question. That's not even true. I did 540 other day. That's not true.
You're a 540. I backside. 500. No, but I can get just as close to it as Tony Hawk.
Tony Hawk landed it. Yeah, but he can't do it now. Yeah, but he did it. Yeah, but he can't do it right now.
And that's what I said. That was my statement. Okay. Could you do a rollerblading.
I will never roll a blade. What if I bought your rollerblades? I will kick them up your nose. You're kicked into my butt posting?
Yeah. Into your pussy. Okay. What?
A pussy? Yeah. From. In finance.
He has a busy t-shirts. Okay, but what if I what if you attempt it? Gave me Michael's pretty hot. What if I gave you money to trade?
Try and attempt a 900 roller blade. No, I'm not even for the money. I know, but what if I gave you? No, I won't do it.
I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do it. No offense.
I'm happy for it. And it's not roll a blending. It's in lining. Have some respect for their for their sport.
Okay. I respect that. That's just the brand. Okay.
I like that recently. So I have some respect for their for their sport. And it is a sport. It is a sport.
Yeah. God bless. May he bless Rolla. May he bless in lining.
I love in lining. I don't but I'm happy for you if you love it. Okay, but just a strong word. What if just I'm gonna triple down on this go if you attempt.
Okay. What about roller skating? Yeah, 900 listening. Could you do a 900?
Yeah. Roller skating. Yeah. Okay.
But why is that different than rollerblading? Because I won't wear in line boots. You're stuff saying rollerblading. You're naming a brand.
It's like saying why won't you do quicksilvering? Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Okay.
What about in lining 900? No, I won't do it. In a song. No.
Well, I wear a song. I won't one the other day in robo-vog. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I I'm sorry, it's not.
I'm not. I'm. That's where you put the other satisfy. He's who I'm.
Okay? He's like. Yeah. Let me know.
Yeah. Not Petro. I do not know. Yeah.
So I do it up all over that way. Right. How much money do you want to give me? Monopoly money?
No. I don't know. Actually, money. Yeah.
Um, can I pay you a pubic? You're trembling. You're trembling. You're you're chickening out because you know that I'll do it and take your money.
That's what's horrifying. And then I'll get your gold teeth to be able to trade you. Yeah, sure. If you give me one million dollars, that's a lot.
That's too much. Fair enough. But what if? Let's move on.
What if? OK, I paid you a pubic here. I don't want your pubes. I know.
But what if you don't want? No, Jason. Yeah, you have pubic here? Yeah.
I don't believe it. You don't have to show me. Are you hitting on me? No, I'm not.