Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Dixon, Ryan, and John hit up their local theaters to inspect the latest Dungeons & Dragons movie and now they're bringing in D&D aficionado Parker to help assess whether the film rolled enough successful saving throws to spare the franchise's dying cinema presence. Is the movie's charm good enough to bestow bardic inspiration? Does it leave us with a burning sense of barbarian rage? Or is it somewhere in between, conjuring wild magic that delights as well as damages its audience experience. If you don't know what any of that means, don't worry, Dixon doesn't understand it either.