Dunkin the Vampire Slayer TWO by Greg Crites

DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER II Death Rides A Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse The second installment in the trilogy! In Dunkin One you followed the heroes as they pursue a High Council vampire all the way to Brazil and up the Amazon in search of ancient scrolls that may contain a cure. Now, in Dunkin Two, from the Smoky mountains of America, to Nepal, France, Australia, Italy, these three are on a quest that spans the globe. A quest to rid the earth of the bloodsuckers and find a cure for that nasty vampire blood. Many things stand in their way, high council vampires, hit men, ninjas, ancient prophecies, and an unspeakable horror unleashed on the world by desperate vampires. And worst of all, Devlin's having serious anger issues as he comes to grips with being more powerful and more of a jackass than anything on earth. ...oh, and more jokes, one-liners, and wiseass comments than should be allowed in any single novel.