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It's nice, actually. It's a very good look. Oh, good. Looks kind.
Mm. You're all scrubbed up. Adele likes to shower. She likes to clean up in the morning and certainly before every podcast.
I like to shower every day, to be perfectly honest. I know that there's a lot of opinions out there in the world about showering. Have you heard this thing about like, do you do like a full spa shower? Or what does your routine do the same thing every time in the shower?
Do you do all of the things every time? And it's weird because I never like thought about that before. And I didn't know what was the point of discussion for people or that there was varying degrees of showering. I just assumed we were all showering the same.
Well, sometimes my showers simply are not dusting. Oh, how do you dust your nuts? You love to say that. You're always like, have you dusted your nuts?
I'm like, my nuts? I don't know where that came from. That just came from me. Because when I think of dusting your nuts, I'll be perfectly honest.
What I picture is somebody who is maybe having like jock itch and they are like slapping like or like flapping like powder up into their ballsack to like their moisture. No, there's there's there's sprays connecting being one of them. I had a gnarly bout of ringworm on a tour about 18 years ago. What does that mean?
What is it? What is it? Is there you look? It's just it's it's it's rot.
It spreads out like a ring. It spreads out like a word. The just take that in everybody. Our OT man.
If I knew we were if I knew we were going to talk about I would have done some research because I want to I want to talk about this because I did have this happens to me and I my theory is I got it off a bus in England. We were when I said junior first reunited. We were traveling in England on this bus that usually was used to carry soccer hooligans from from England into the continent to fight and drink and then drive them back to the bus and then we have the driver of the bus was like a total English asshole. I mean I'm just saying I'm saying English because there is he's there's a certain guy.
Hi English listeners. I really hope you know what I'm talking about. They know they know they're nodding right now. They're like damn right.
They know. And so at that point I hadn't been on a bus in a while. Actually baby handler was on the bus to suppose was nearly the driver was such a good anyway. I would go to sleep fully clothed right when do you not go to sleep fully clothed?
No I mean fully clothed like in my clothes. Oh even the clothes that I had played with. Oh that's not a yeah. Busy because we had a new one baby on tour.
I was just acclimating to dinosaur junior. Anyways I don't know that makes sense. You went into bed with sweat is what you're saying potentially from the shows. Well that too and you don't always wear underwear.
What does do you anyway so in the middle of the night boy I would wake up in the middle of the night you know on this bus and maybe you weren't showering every day. No and then I absolutely you know me I don't shower every day so I I would then in the middle of the night get under the covers and pull my pants down so I could air out air my nuts give a little so I could gently yep and my there is that I just call it right off those dirty sheets in that dirty bus but now that I think actually actually my pants back on over and over again probably like that might have had maybe it was me maybe it wasn't the bus driver I'm sorry I'm sorry or those soccer hooligans I'm sorry guys are busting open this theory that maybe you've long held like for 18 plus years but I talk myself out of it right now interesting upon reflection I think my nuts my dirty nuts were actually of my own doing I did and I just kept him in there and and then I would like anyway I got ringworm off that tour and oh what so does it literally look like a circle on your flesh yes like a big spreading red circle oh when I hear ringworm I think of and this is so I do I literally think of a worm I thought of worms too until I found out that what it is it's it's not a worm okay see I could be wrong I should why they say it's a worm I don't know I suppose it's some sort of organism well this is actually really fine I mean this is fine don't worry about it Lou because you know we have made it clear at least in the past I don't know if you're a new listener but if you're an old listener you understand that we are known for loose known known for loose facts oh yeah raw impressions back track retraction vintage raw impressions back tracking retraction time I'm just saying that like it's we have been very clear that this is not like an educational podcast I would have actually really preferred to have done a ringworm specific episode to really because I would like to do research we can circle back to this we can stop talking about it right now and you know we haven't gone too far there isn't like this incredible I can share we could swing to a different worm the pin worm which is a worm when you start to talk about crotch rot and we got really itchy ass oh but anyway I got this this powder spray and I would like literally dust my nuts but I also like to refer to dusting nuts as because a shower for me means like I get my hair wet if I get my hair wet then I gotta brush my hair right when you say shower you mean I am shampooing I'm so big up I'm even washing my beard but you when you say I'm gonna do and he does this just sweet it's so sweet he just walks my son to go dust my nuts like okay I know that means it means you're literally just going into soap up the balls and your butt and your penis right am I right exactly okay and then rinse it off obviously because you don't want to leave the soap residue down there you know lift up your leg get that shower water the spray so that's good good job so a lot of rinsing yeah so and that dusting is just it's a localized little quick so see we circled back we can come back to ringworm a lot of my my policy of not dusting did really come after that did did did come after the ringworm it's also a really good recovery like if you masturbate or something it's a really quick fellow masturbators but yeah it's a really quick and easy way that you know if you've used like a lube or something and you're then kind of coated in the lube and your giz you're like oh god but maybe you've already showered that day or maybe you're not that dirty or whatever you just got to do a nut dusting yeah I don't like to feel all sticky like when I'm like I don't know who does it well you can get used to it human really can get used to just about anything especially a guy on his own yeah I'll tell you that yeah sometimes on tour I'm like sure yeah I know you come home with like a suitcase full of clean clothes I'm like what is this you're like I wore this one outfit holy shit I couldn't change my lucky jeans I had played one good show in these jeans so now I have to wear them for the rest of the tour those jeans always needed not dusting then they need a really good turn these buddies inside out actually carried I carried for a very long time I've only kind of stopped it recently I would love to encourage you to wear underwear I am I well that creates what so that to me is danger that actually creates it seals the environment it makes it more susceptible to moisture and the growth of the worms the worms appearing or they're not worms well the ring the ring the ring of rot anyway I started to carry a big can of powder my conazole nitrate anti-fungal right powder to not that you like it's a aerosol powder sure things a little bit especially if you spray it down near your asshole in your balls oh but I would actually just do I would do a cursory spray just to make sure because that won't my one time with like real invasive spreading ringworm was so unpleasant that I I would take I would take along the can just a preventative measure sure my ass was itching I was like cuz I was like I asked to me that's where I started asking go get ring well every other channel is fighting for your customers attention podcasts are where they've already given it no one accidentally listens to a podcast for 45 minutes they choose to be here they trust the voice in their ears and when that voice talks about your brand it doesn't sound like advertising it sounds like a recommendation from a front a cast gives you that trust at scale digital precision post-read authenticity and performance data that proves it worked don't fight for attention buy it with a cast learn more by visiting a cast dot com slash advertise no I think that's like if you have a really itchy I don't know anything about ringworm clearly I should have done much I would love to have done a lot of because I'm clean as a fucking whistle I have that issue you are anyway you can be like I mean you know I wouldn't mind you could go there to behind me but anyway I would carry this I would carry this people are like what carry this can of ten actin on tour hot that's hot you just set it on the table in the morning it's your coffee like hey Murphy J just me and my ten actin hmm I'm going to go into the bathroom now I'm not gonna take a shit cuz you can't do that on the tour bus but I am gonna spray my asshole right now I don't know it's the sound of that aerosol who what why does it smell like aerosol when you are powdery coating on every common are common one common bathroom no which don't poop in anyway I would carry that this this can sort of as a as a way to ward off ringworm just by having it's like a lucky charm I like to wrap it's fine now check this out when I go to Australia next week I'm gonna make sure I bring all kinds of cold medicine that way I don't get a cold and I didn't get a lung infection because the other times when I went down there and I didn't bring any medicine I have you come back to realize successive lung infections really and nasal infections yes but when I find out every time I bring like you know a bunch of mucin acts okay okay yes it wards it off just bring a flonys just go go that extra mile just the presence of the medications prevents the affliction I might even slip a knick on there which I know you can't take but just just for good measure to extra warding off like witchcraft some voodoo you know just I don't want any night well yeah that means looking at like what kind of puts me in that one else have that effect it makes Lou literally feel like just picking up a ax and anyway you know it's like it works for me yeah it's I've talked about this before again we could have done some research because I'm about to talk out my fucking itchy asshole listen there's like two different kinds of antihistamines you love this conversation oh my god you know the conversation if anyone knows Lou they know if any doctor has ever treated us they know and there's like one is like clarifying this diff diff oxamine whatever and I think hydromine and there's doxy doxy doxy yeah doxy and dip dip and doxy yep dip and doxy or twins because they both have the same function they are put in one is like one is like one is a tie one all PM the other is anvil PM right one is you son of you son of hello hello new medication you son of you says directed oh my god this is for your itchy brain you know breastfeeding women should not use what you mean what's in your medication again you know some oh great you tell me you the new man you son of you so wrong with me who am I I took you son of you nasa I took a nasa last night I took a half seat it was great a son is your your baby the one you like where's if I took if I was to take a uni song I mean nuts however you pick up the axe I would mm-hmm but the other one's I want all PM and hydromine has the other one that's like a little baby I think you're doxy and I'm dip okay make sense make sense I clarify for people I will okay next week yeah this is like we're passing up to my two subjects that I could be really passionate and informative about and he'd be so you're inflamed I was informed yes ringworm yeah and which I really I've only had one bout of but it left quite an impression in my fifty seven years also could just be dormant it could be a thing that it happened once you know that's what you're exactly right because it's not actually you're being smart you're being smart bringing that to an act yeah right if I get an itchy asshole mmm bam acting right onto the asshole it stings sure but it's working it is this the thing about it is this you know it is your circles fizzling is like my asshole is literally fizzling yes it's a lot like you know when you put hydrogen peroxide on oh that's satisfying yeah hydrogen peroxide so fun but you do it like I'm you're not supposed to do this again this is not medical advice it's not medical advice telling you spray your ass at your own we all we all risk we all live with a colony of ringworm whatever that is on the phone infection we probably do sure I'm sure I'm and then yeah and then if it will grow if you don't if you give it the environment exactly it will grow and it's related to athletes foot feet as well the same thing that's ringworm at least foot is ringworm okay that's like that's like foot wrap are you willing to talk about jock itch is crotch rock jock itch jock itch that's ringworm mmm anyway gosh I wonder if like football players have crazy ringworm then because aren't they wearing like plastic oh my god cups and then those like skin tight polyester jock itch yeah okay there's a reason why it's called jock itch mmm I think it's actually referring to your jock which is your genitals I know I know of course your package your package I know you meet into veg yeah this is great we're expanding to like the sports community maybe we'll hashtag jock itch and we'll get some real they'll be like I you know yeah we reach people this is always wears flip-flops in the showers because we shower here's the other thing you have to have to protect those feet before you like I shower now on tour every time every after every show I shower okay see you show more on tour I do I do on a bus tour absolutely right but on a yeah and a hotel tour yes right yeah you do it seems like you do but on the bus when you're playing right right you're sweating around the balls and you want to clean that shut up but when I shower after a show I always get fully wet uh-huh oh so you don't so you do a shower you do a shower if I'm on a hotel tour okay I generally stick to not dusting interesting okay because when I get wet in the shower there I want to really then I'm not like sitting I'm not in a bunk I'm not on the bus the bus is like this I mean they call it you know everyone calls it a petri dish mm-hmm but not only just for like getting sick but I think you know for you have to really you know you can't I can't just walk around like I do here in a row sure well you're yeah you're not performing on stage every night you know you're at home you're not like you know exuding that much sweat like yeah oh that's interesting so yeah you do shower more of course on tour on a bus tour on a bus tour although I do regularly yeah I know hotel tour yes of course of course possibly two to three times a day that's because of you know why I have a lot of starts with M I have a lot of parts like a B I have more time on my hands more time on my hands those hands are kept very busy yes you know mm-hmm sure so I roll yeah well wow how did this start again we were talking about showering oh I was saying I do like you shower before the show that was that's where this all came from I tend to because I was like completely clean there's a lingering smell of like that burning hair smell from the hairdryer because she dries her hair as well generally yeah well because I have very fine limpere I wasn't blessed with your beautiful gorgeous curly thick locks I think we can all agree that you have just a beautiful beautiful hair is pretty thick well okay you know you're not you're not you are not mousy yeah and hey I I like mousy's cool definitely I'm not but you're not mousy do you like what I am I do okay I do but if you were what am I if you were mousy okay I'd be like totally into it but you are not mousy you are like what am I now I want to know like a Venus oh you're like what are you what you're fit that's another English phrase fit fit she's fit I don't know if that means it's a good looking I like what I like about fit it could be anybody's idea of beauty right right no like someone could think I don't want to go on about it yeah yeah no I would like to just say no my hairdresser Jackie has said my hair is full but fine so that means it's yes yes so she says you have a lot of it but it's fine so it's like I have a hard time holding up a red in my hair kind of just falls out I have to do a lot of work in order for it to stay to get like a ponytail in there I've got a really like squeeze and cinch that shit because otherwise it just falls out and I think I told the story of how my grandmother like forced to perm upon me when I was love that fucking for a while it was funny I was like in fourth grade and of course things like this probably from the most part don't happen as regularly now but like I was staying with my grandma in Wisconsin for its freedom and she took me to her little hair salon in town which Lou has been to downtown Turtle Lake it's a I mean it's got one little did I take you into that storefront where that guy married a woman from Vietnam and she has like a lot of Vietnamese kind of trash keys and the store is kind of cool but she she took me there she put me under the curlers had me get a perm because she wanted me to have curly hair I have very very straight hair and oh my god I just I remember these curlers like in my head because they have little spikes on them they were like old school like 1950s 1960s curling rods they weren't even like the foam ones I gave you in the 80s this was this salon was straight out of like 50s boof font big-ass hair we're talking aquanette spraying around your head the amount of chemicals you guys whoa I mean I feel like I just got cancer just thinking about it and corrosive anyway so yeah they then poured a bunch of chemicals on my hair I had to sit there for like two hours in the hopes her hope I didn't I was actually very indifferent I was like okay but I I have a memory of being sort of like okay like I wasn't crying I wasn't having alessum tantrum like no I it was just sort of indifferent to it I'm like well grandma wants me to get a perm I'll get I guess I'll do that and so I don't know how you would actually tell her no yeah I didn't tell Fritz no I didn't for it's a couple of times I don't know if I would tell her no yeah no this is a woman that drove a huge car like at 100 miles an hour true down the road when she was like 90 this is true at the police she wouldn't stop driving she's kind of a badass yeah they were like yeah did she smoke at any point I don't know if just my mom I don't remember that cool I know it's probably why she lived to be well into her 90s yeah that's true because her brothers were who I probably have only done that yeah seven yeah they hard-living in my family in the in the in the in the Ostrumans so long story short basically they they unrolled the curlers off my little poor head and I remember even as she enrolled them they were kind of limp then you know and my grandma's like you know they're gonna bounce they're gonna go outside we're gonna get a hot and sure enough burned was your little scalp so bird I actually would get scabs because I got multiple perms I would get full-on scabs on my head so which again you just accept these things it's amazing the things that you know super star truly I just these red oh you pull a little scalp a del baby delzel scab so and then yeah and then I remember by the time I was enjoying my hot dog it they were basically completely fallen flat curls and she was crying she was just crying so she was crying yeah and I remember there's a picture and I look and I look really happy I have to look at this ugly girl every day I was trying to make her beautiful from my house I know and and she told me to practice standing up straight so she would give me a book to put on my head to do like walking around the living room standing with my posture she's got a bad ass oh my god that was cool yeah it's a sound letting us know we've yumred on for she actually was able to hold her I know is amazing I have a picture of Grandma Frida holding Izzy oh it's so cute thank you for listening raw impression freeform I was free for my podcast freeform feeling freeform feeling it trying to feel it feel if you feel it explain it feel it explain it keep hearing podcast ads like this one for example but always wonder how you actually get involved with them for your own brand or organization well it's easier than you think we're a cast and we 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