Dykes On Bikes (But It’s Dykes On Cunty Pillow Chairs)

Guys, Tom FUCKED it and didn’t book our regular podcast studio so two things are happening Number one, he’s FIRED. And number two, we’re serving you a different look for today’s Ratfood - deal with it!!! Welcome to our white padded cell!This week we are chatting all things Mardi Gras, Oscar wins, going to Build A Bear as a fully grown adult, getting trapped in bus doors, fighting ticket officers with our viscous, viscous words and we even touch on some queer history! Get you some dykes who can do it all!It’s a gorgeous, jam-packed chat today and we couldn’t be happier to have you along for it!We hope you’re having a stunnalina week wherever you are, and we’ll see you for more VERY important content on Monday!Oo! Also! Here’s the deets to Adelaide and Melbourne live shows if you literally even care!LIVE SHOW TICKETS:ADELAIDE: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-platonic-human-centipede-af2025MELBOURNE: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/no-hat-no-play-the-cabaret/We love ya,Mel & Samxx—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://youtube.com/@themelandsam?si=jzeN-E_-DcE-DGHSFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!—Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well ProductionsProduced by Thomas Zahariou Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.