E.O.P. 2: Shutdown Shenanigans, Ghost Marriage, & Monkey Permits

What closes when the government shuts downJapan Also Sends Out, Then Retracts, A False Missile WarningSwiss town denies passport to Dutch vegan because she is ‘too annoying’Drugged driver crashes car into second story of California building, officials sayCalifornia Agents Seize Chris Brown's Pet Capuchin MonkeyStifling a sneeze ruptured this man's throat, prompting a warning from doctorsNew California declares 'independence' from California in bid to become 51st statePet Translator: Scientist Developing Device To Convert Dog Barks Into English LanguageThe man who received death threats for taking his wife's surnameFlorida man arrested for DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for Taco BellParking officers fired after trading pizza for free parkingEnglish man convicted for attempting to kill, eat girl now lives in USWoman marries a ghost after getting fed up with dating humansMusic provided my Scilencyde! Check him out on soundcloud here and his youtube channel here.