E006 - The Tale of Long John Schlong

Al took a wee mental health break there but is BACK with a walloping new chunk of good times! WARNING: EXPLICIT TALK OF CARTOONISH GENITALS IN THIS ONE In this glorious homage to the comedy gods, Al talks about Tom Brady and "Deflategate" (don't worry non-sports-fans, it's not exhaustive); the tale of a (very real) man named Long John Schlong; St. Martin/St. Maarten the tropical island, and the time Al witnessed a boat burn down on New Years' Eve; people whose personalities are just RuPaul's Drag Race stereotypes; and Al Val's experience with bullying growing up with the Lithuanian community. Forgive your tormentors and forgive yourself, people - even if you have an inconveniently long appendage.