E106 PIQUES USED TO BE CRISTIANO RONALDO’S ROOMMATE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 106

I smoke that shit and like literally I was like look at my I was trying to survive you're trying to remember Yeah, 100% and I love how snoop's just like yeah, that's right Welcome back to fall The number of podcasts in the world we appreciate you guys thanks for listening watching doing subscribing past episode 100 now We're really doing it guys ready to stay we're here to stay or the number one podcast and we're like good not make It's a fact science if you aren't subscribed please hit that button for me We do an audio only instead of Q&A with the guests after the visual on Spotify and iTunes hit us up there We got sponsors now next controversial mike's looking good. Are you on steroids? Are you doing steroids? Cuz you're looking bigger and the only thing you've been picking up lately is tequila.

Let's be honest Yeah, they're big bottles. I'll tell you this much. Challenger games are coming up as you guys know I'm rather martin is participating in the waffle throw. Yes, the shop what they're calling it out is and so I said to myself Hey, why don't I compete no?

I was immediately shot down by Logan the entire team So I'm unable to compete because of my ankle and also just because I'm a frail man, but I was a reason why No, but I could have I'll tell you what I think we got a Here's why because I'm the fucking chief announcer for the whole Who knows what he's doing and who's like older and is gonna play it straight like very like and Logan Paul with the strides on the curve And Mike's gonna be like a little more like a curvy penis. Please bring the dicks in wow He may win a gold medal, but he will never be back on Google prefer over you. Jamie. Here's the problem I swear to God if they don't provide a fan I'm not doing it.

Why don't you? I don't want to share your little friend right here. Can I bring this fan? I talk about this on every episode now.

Oh, I don't even know how to say do better branding I would you can say that I probably would ain't for not getting paid. Yeah, okay now we actually You should create your own thing called hey big fan. Oh wow Or hey fan like yeah, man big Mike why don't you focus on getting your domain name first? Yeah, I don't know what back what I understand.

What did you not want me to show? I can't there's something I can't talk about on here But there's multiple likes like little issues one of them was oh it said it said this shirt comes complete with This shirt comes complete with antiquated cocaine straight from Mike's nose Corner some pull it back up so you get the exact quote Snag this domain just do anything. He's got a sweatshirt on one arm. Why don't you put it on boy?

Sanitation I think it's sanitation are you gonna put it all the way on eventually can somebody get up Crayamar on him. Oh, we see you look like a silly old woman about to go to the shopping center in Greece like What are you? Milton said he's a weird person who eats turtle food. That's what he called it in Sweden He said he goes you're the weird guy who eats turtle food he goes not even turtle food anyways.

Hey, I'm a Malachian I do a last on the right. Oh shop now for I didn't register my domain a merch It's the shittiest merch in the game if you order more than $50 a merch it will come covered in dusted white powder left over from Mike's nose Wow Take a easy on you taking a shot at my old days. It's a straight drug addict We're gonna say about bullying you had I was gonna say bullying is not good never never ever ever bully anyone unless I'll be Over the age of like 32 because the peeks is about to come on do you ever give a fuck about like I don't care dude Like take shots me dude like I'm silly to get fucking everything I just looked at this, but look at this. Look at the resemblance.

It's uncanny. Oh, that's not true That's not true. Oh, you're smiling the same way, bro. Yeah, you're right.

Oh god. That's what Slenderman was made I'm actually looks more. Let's go back. Oh, it's exact What's the girl doing in the background probably just nothing Long strong I Have a real back in coon picture.

I don't know who doesn't actually I posted this on my Instagram I was fat dude, you know, I used to eat peaks. I had some people bring you on me to talk to you like this right now I used to eat hash rounds, bro. That was my my food a choice, but I loved hash rounds. This was my can't go picture Yeah, that's rough.

Oh when you were still T. Foo Yeah, I accept you know Maybe I should devolve and go back to the fucking Alright, so we're being a guest honor. Yeah, no, I have to wait really quick. I got to the right on your picture in the top Corner what can you zoom in on that picture?

There's one of the comment person. Yes on to that. He's got cucumbers Multimillionate, but no way you're billionaire to win Guys our guests is a human person. He's a man and he's been a friend of mine for some time now.

Hold on. Oh gee fine star You're not reading. Oh, we are past episode 100. I need to tell you all.

I don't think it was any more after last episode He said I'm not doing the Polaroid. We just passed 100. He's already no Polaroids. What was the other thing?

Oh? He was gonna weigh the same outfit in for two episodes which we always change and now he has read for 101 Epidemic he read a very specific intro. He didn't prepare anything's going off the cuff to episode two week You like this is why guys I'm level. I'm gonna do I'm the shit like I'm 100 episodes deep, bro I only gonna push the answer you know harder.

Hey, no, you're not bro in what what battle the brake pedal? Yeah, yeah Yeah, that was so down if you didn't check last time. I'll be honest with you if I do a violation I'm still extremely jet-lank. Oh, yeah, it was two days, bro.

It takes it's gonna take me nine days I do it off the dome. All right guys. He's an OG vine star. He's an influencer and he's a man Ladies and gentlemen, it's John Paul Peaks I want to just raise a quick question.

What what intro would you have given yourself? I think that was an appropriate intro I think I was good enough. You're hot. You're kind of covered everything there.

Just a lot. You think I'm hot. You're hot Okay, but wait, how would you explain yourself like like how would you describe yourself? I would say I'm an old man now on the Internet.

Okay, doing my thing and I'm here. I'm here. I'm like my old man You're 33 33 you got me beat by or live you be by by the way a lot of people I want you know this I'm not old you young like catch up dude like you're slow is why's why's hell? Always been like the old guy.

Yeah, you've always played the old guy when I was on vine everyone was like what the fuck you doing? You're 40 old what were you? 27 I was just having a good time, bro. Like just making content.

I bet you do take talks now that I know you do Do you done a few? Close to the podcast or weird bro. All right, so my first time on a podcast Welcome, I gotta tell you about the bad bro. You're one of my one of my favorite people to watch on Instagram I it's weird because you a lot of the girls that are in your videos are girls that I've like either DM or potentially had sex And like we pick them out like I mean I'm seeing faces a bunch of them here.

Wow. I love your are you objectifying women? No, you know explain this it's all about the eyes You see what see it worked it worked you saw the booty and then you got to see the eyes you once tweeted I'm a simple man. I see boobs.

I press like correct I really do they say simple is more sometimes So somebody called me out and commented on a picture of a really hot chick I'm her name's I think at Julia Rose you should follow around it's really hot and I commented She was lifting up her friends boobs for a selfie from underneath and I said this is the content I'm here for right and some one of the haters because he goes aren't you like 40 broke aren't you like 40 that was the voice of a bunch of like 40 bro I responded I go not like 60, but what age I have to stop like in boobs you fuck ass Is there an age limit up test dude fucking moron no way there's There sort of is yeah, because I can't wait till you get older. That's all I'm gonna say cuz you're gonna say some dumb shit No, listen, I'm just saying the older you get I think the less acceptable it is to be as expressive in public about your affinity towards breasts I like imagine if a 50 year old is commenting on sympathy roses autumn falls I Think there's outliers and so like I my goal one of my other goals in life We talked about some last episode is to be an outlier another outlier Howard sir Howard sir in the noradicaprio These dudes are in the 50s 67 who the hell knows it's all right for them to date 19 year olds guess who's about to be another one of those motherfuckers I am on my way. I'm looking like this look at the biceps I'll be walking out of the a RP offices with a 18 year old bitch pushing my wheelchair dog And I'm gonna be taken her to Applebee's and spend it 20% my right tirement money on it bro Retire you had a little trouble that word are you dating girls? No, no, no, I don't know Los Angeles is kind of weird I think in what man like the girls are Some of them are but I don't know a lot of it's like like this club club club club club.

Yeah, but my My kid yeah, but so I'm not about that. I just want to find a regular girl That's chill, you know that I can you can like just chill with have fun smoking and you're telling me these girls aren't that Do they look like that? No, I never you find girls like that there right? No way in and out there's no way there's no Airport is no you grass bro.

So imagine this you're sitting there and you're like hey You really want to go on a day guess what her answer is yes. Well, I know why cuz nobody else. There's no other people It's just cow so much selection here. Yeah Too much right because sometimes la is just like wow.

I just I just need a day away. I need a day with nothing Mm-hmm every time I get something cooking dude every time I get something like yo, I This is the one this is the one I'm like I can spend the rest of my life with this girl You know I've been talking over for probably call it like a day or two and so I know for sure okay for sure I've had sex Multiple times I know for sure I want to meet my mom. I want this girl to meet my mother right then what happens is I say You know what but before I do that let me take a poop and scroll the gram Mm-hmm guess what I just found 14 new ones I see you every day on my Instagram first like is hey big mic on every single girl. There's a few there's a few people who are like that Diplo's also like that.

Oh, yeah, Diplo drops the likes and comments. It's he another one that will be wheeled out of ARP Yes, absolutely absolutely And by the way, you know what I think it is I think it's humor bro humor's timeless so the 19 year old guys like a 19 year old girls like Yo, this dude's 65. He's got a playable penis. He takes me a me can also I don't even like the place but guess what this dude makes me laugh bro And all I want to do is laugh all I want to do is laugh He could use a shoe horn to put his penis in it Can't get hard enough You want to stuff it in there looks it's flatter 90 we have so far after episode 100 actually even episode 100 There's not much value Anytime laughter happens that's about you No, no, no, I've seen it after the hundredth episode, huh?

Yes, and it happens maybe three four times a year when it was 10 p.m I went upstairs and Mike was sleeping fully clothed and that's the only time that he's just When you put yourself to bed at Logan's party No shadow cage 16 year old woman is leaving who saved Mike's life. You were there. Yeah, I was there Yeah, I was there to see Mike's belligerent. I seen him feeding shots to right right there I was like oh this vlogs about to get My finger She loves fingers.

Yeah, I'll see you got to smoke some weed with Snoop dog. Yeah, how's that? I was actually really so what this looks like this looks slightly photoshopped really I think it's just a quality of the image to be honest. He's not there.

Hold on. Hold on. Is this photoshopped? No, no, no You're lying bro.

You don't think I have enough clout to fucking hang with Snoop. I don't want to look like you're analyzing the joint Bro, okay first of all, I mean that is the most craziest we'd ever smoke I smoke weed every day, okay? And I think that was called like Louis the 13th or 14th. I don't know my Louis I smoke that shit and like literally I was like look at my I was trying to survive you're trying to remember Yeah, 100% and I love how snoop's just like yeah, that's right Shipp back or what bro when I hopped in this charity basketball game I did a couple days ago and I pulled my hamstring when I went on the field or the court for the second quarter the Snoop Dogg was on and I was like I'm about to fucking guard Snoop dogs is crazy.

I wonder if he's high I did end up getting contact Hi, I'm Floyd Mayweather was also on the court But the reason I pulled my hamstrings also because of Snoop Dogg like I was trying to guard Snoop dog by chasing him down it pulled My fucking hand so he's busy fast he falls. He actually has a basketball court in that place that we were chilling at yeah Has a whole facility we were there for this Super Bowl. Oh that was his place. Yeah with like the arcade He also fights you know that no bro.

I heard with Khalifa fights Yeah, what Snoop Dogg does fight as well and snoop looks really mean when he plays basketball to our appendages must be long Oh, I talked about appendages. I put it like this. He's like a giant squid that's never been discovered Really big one just a hand in your hand up in your face everywhere and I thought and I thought like um he's kind of skinny right So I was like snoop those kind of like a toothpick bro like I want to be able to run through but no he's muscular and bony in this He's strong bro check check it out. Oh shit.

Oh shit. Okay with an ad hop and shock Okay, we'll be by the way shot at doing Johnson the trick about ads right how to get a market page Yeah, you're going to premium. No you go left and go back and forth. I mean I'm gonna get the copyright but check it out.

Oh look at this look at his hands up. He's got nice footwork Give a chance for his age. Yeah, bro for his age for his height for his lack of luck for sure like trust it doesn't look like it He's got something he's been practicing for a minute. Yeah That's three to four months of I'm gonna see if I she can but he looks a little slow also Do you think he can have a date and 19 year old he strikes me as the person I can't can't or cannot I can't you know what because he wouldn't put up with their bro like you twice he's why I guarantee you like this because like I Want to you know make sure that we're inclusive here I think like um Eddie Murphy could for some reason I don't know why because he's like super funny That's it again bro goes right back to like bro Bro, I just can't picture after guarding this man's and realizing how serious he is He's not gonna date a 19 For sure I'd say you probably so I'd say you probably get about there's 28 grams an ounce I would say if you're rolling up like 1.2 1.4 You probably get about 20 to 22 joints per ounce.

Yeah, and so you're talking if you do eight ounces a day You're talking about 160 joints a day. So are we high right now? No, I wish I was why not? I don't know.

I just felt like I'd be so it'd be better to be sober. I tried to get a little bit of anxiety and like I'm feeling a little bit when I smoke because I was like, you know what? Let's just go on sober chill out with the boys. Oh chill with the boys So interesting how how now kids are watching content that's just like filled with weed is in every music video I mean we're talking about it like you know we were kids I mean wiz gleef it was one of the first ones No snoop I think he could I don't think that Or they would blur it like literally on MTV there'd be a blur over like for like um when he get when doggy I got released like all the songs off that album like down and down and down and Like yeah, they can show it it was still very legal like very sad one of his songs.

So he's like uh I started smoking weed in my videos. Yeah, I'm with the fucking lyrics right I saw I saw him with performance and he was smoking on stage Just was like 2014 2015 and he went out of joint on stage and started smoking and I lost my shoes I was like yeah, he's gonna eat so much trouble I was just legal and actually in Sweden when I went to Sweden it's still illegal there And so it was weird for kids to come up to me and be like I'm like If I wanted it out of already There's still like should be in shady about it like it's still a drug Some weed you sat on It's so interesting with the culture how it's shifted because of that Yeah, and I someone who smokes weed how have you seen it shift? I mean, I'm happy that it kind of was downgraded per se like not being illegal because there's so many beneficial things that marijuana provides people I remember watching it I think like before is a league before was legal I watched like a cnn documentary of how children with epilepsy are being cured with with marijuana Like with oil for CBD oil And just something like that like for for a young kid to be you know three five three to five years old having seizures and all of a sudden be cured by Brennan shab say That was really like the breaking point for like marijuana as a plant once uh There was a company called charlitz web and it was a bunch of brothers in a couple I don't know if there's two or three of them in Colorado and they came up with this strain that was so high in cb So so cb rich that it was just curing apple not curing But it was treating epileptic seizures and children left and right right p kids that were having 90 100 150 Grandma seizures a day which is like yo put the spoon in the mouth is like they could die any second It was taking care it was handling that right and it was just wild I often think about like how a plant could have as many uh benefits That um the cannabis plant has because you know you hear about super foods like asai the buroop and nut yeah Um, it sounds like cannabis is like a super plant like how many things gonna be used for right? There's there's hemp clothes THC Now cbd it's yeah, which is which and the uses are all completely different.

It's literally fucking crazy Space honestly like I've envisioned and I've talked to people that actually think weed is from space like a comment was sent from a faraway Alien planet and they sent this little weed comment because they're like yo humans need to wake up And the people start smoking weed Like a seed or was it like a bag of weed it could have just been a bag of weed and then the seed spread and it's cronged Everybody's getting stoned on pangaea. I brought this pangaea That's part of the reason the world so fuck now. We're also divided imagine pangaea same kind of type It was not frozen to like imagine that And article I think it was that and also tomagotchies like those two things like me because I remember it was pangaea everyone was together chilling And also everyone was together chilling playing with tomagotchies But at least there was that togetherness of yo we're all in the same continent. Let's share together in combined enjoyment of a tomagotch Was the idea came from pangaea There's a connection Do you like watching anime stuff like are you in the gaming community at all?

Yeah, I watch a little bit of anime actually jerry and max jr. Got me into it. My favorite anime of all time is death note I don't know if you guys have seen it was death note It's actually made from what I never watched it the reviews are horrible on like the remake But death note is it's basically like a book dropped by the gods that a kid finds and you can basically write your right the person's name in the book And I don't know what the time is like it's five 10 seconds a minute But whatever you write if you write that person's name in the book and you write the cause of death that person dies from it and Yeah, like Fate Exactly and then there's this guy l who's basically trying to figure out who this person is that's killing these people and he's killing people Like for good reasons right the cause of death though. Yeah, who would you write in the book and what would you be?

This is such a bad question. I don't know I think of like an enemy of some sort Who's really ruining it right now? It could be a business. I know what everyone's like everyone like who's watching probably say Donald Trump What if I had to be my In sleep painless He's a nice guy even though he says some like things were like I don't know if he should say that he's you could see deep down.

He's a fucking genuine guy Here's the thing just because he enjoys with no pain enjoys comedy enjoys comedy So it doesn't necessarily have to be in sleep to be no pain. Let's just say there's a semi truck with a large plow going to 50 Simple Simple answer which was which was the Trump which was probably pretty popular answer I'm not saying it would have been my answer, but it's private and you interrupted and sent me Why would you do that? Is it a paint based answer? So let's go it's good, bro.

I didn't get much thought I really don't want anyone No He may say he may say the following Yeah, I will agree with People I Uh, yo listen All right, we're listening I would do death by pineapples. No, yeah, I heard coconuts kill People's do kill people They fall off I'm a little bit more people die from coconuts and sharks is ghost in the show the legend game on my trip to work I know 50 people a year Only five people per year diet from sharks. That's that's crazy. We should be That's amazing Look they're running Projected This is Holding a lollipop This girl's hair is on fire She's wearing like an aerodynamic speed is this a nose or a hat?

It should say beware the exploding coconut trees. What how many sharks did you say kill humans? Okay? One of you was crazy.

Oh, we humans kill 100 million sharks per year Piece of the shit the sharks really got their numbers. That's even the game out a little bit Imagine how scared sharks are of us not very really. Yeah, they are you have to be is ghost in the shell anime Have you ever ghost in the shell no it was a movie that it just came out with us Scarlett Johansson I think played the lead role. She's hot and so You know what I really fell in love with the guy and I have you seen the movie her yes, I have really creepy She's her voice.

She is so Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, definitely be you're me to that I don't know if I would I have a child be my me to just audio I I feel like do anime people gang up on internet personalities that say something's anime like they're You gotta be careful also like no, but also like Please don't say what you're about to say I'm not gonna say they were like bro trust like the anime kids aren't gonna come after you before you but they're not they're not like they don't Stuck his angry people. They just love watching animal. I didn't mean it. They're just like anime Oh, bro, you're in your ignorance on anime by the way ignorance doesn't always mean like a negative thing You just don't know what you're asking questions goes to the shell anime.

I don't know. That's like like imagine the dude who's like my Like Enemies huge anime girls are hot Anime girls wait, hold on like the actual anime Talk about this because I'm gonna take this to a place where this con I know where this is going. Okay. I know exactly where the same age three two one Hah anime porn.

Okay. Okay. I believe it's called Okay I find myself once I would say once a month watching probably once a month watching young Asian women being penetrated by beasts No, not lying on anime I was all section for it. Okay, like large fucking tentacle driven Just monsters, bro.

By the way, they're like cartoon dicks pulsate when they have sex When they come they like you fire out of like their fucking toes I think it's like for me like once every two years I see something and I'm like what is this click it watch five seconds I'm like that shit looks kind of realistic cool That's my regular boy. I only see it in the previews in the little sidebar You should tell me watch 12 of those a year Tell me it's not right. You might be my me to a polygonal fucking monster fucker. Okay, dude Let me tell you something right now.

I'm gonna make up the state. All right. I have been having traditional Man on girl sex since 2000 and fucking 2000 okay like 1990 or some shit I'm bored, bro. That's why whenever I go champs not add in a more than one more importantly more than two And if I can a large hand tied beast, okay, so like don't judge bro because I'm just a little bored Dude, I'm just a little boy.

I just take a break from sex. I think you take a break from last four years I was in for two years two years about sex. Yeah. Yeah Personal question.

What was the load like after two years was it like just like oh wait that was regular or was it like It was quick quick. Yeah, imagine He had a couple of deliveries. I took a month break from sex before the fight. Yes That was that I heard like not okay I talked to a guy who's like really into like this whole like finding himself type thing And he told me that he hasn't mastered being like four months Has he found himself because he said that he became a total different person like he wait like he was telling me that like if you jerk Off and you masturbate you're like letting out the she your life force energy exactly That's exactly that so what's happening here is that man has a problem that is that is that is a very personal problem that what Wait for Bro, if if not if nothing makes you someone other than who you are you have a problem Like The only reason On this or is to reproduce that is art that like human race Human race is to reproduce the one thing you're supposed to do is release and spread your How I'm boiling this down to some simplistic shit Mastern dating so having sex apparently from I don't know if you want to turn it on this but he says it's a transfer of energy So it's not about the nights about the master Some I don't even want to say cultures because it's kind of just like different practices, but some practices It's a tantra so some of them don't even they don't even release during sex tell about tantra they exchange the energy It's like breathing it's a practice of getting connected with your partner Like Mone but you're not hooking up no you're hooking up you're doing it But you're you're both breathing in sync so you're both you're energetically in sync It's not like a one person is getting more than the other it's an equal exchange Some practices like there are monks that have never came in their lives like they'll have sex they won't come Cut my penis off There are a lot of Benefits like you were saying like your friend was saying that you do become a different person There's a lot of benefit to bringing kombucha Yeah, but when sex is always on your mind and you're in a habit of like Having sex with a lot of partners and then you unplug like i'm speaking from a personal experience Unplugging from it on a serious level does align you with the shit you're supposed to do in real life I will like that's not a sign on over there.

You're right less less posting more bags more Quack more cheese more bread exact so you are so like in your primal instincts all the time and you're like oh Like going for pussy every day No I have a lot of stories, but the majority of mine are like a oops I slip fell in on your dick type shit I do I send a couple dms a day the majority of my time is spent marketing consulting I wish I was I wish the story was cool, but I really don't spend a lot of time chasing ass I go to the club it's true. It ends up on me and it's like almost like a beautiful perfume like a butterfly or a butterfly I'm really putting very little effort You think I put an effort but uh not effort but work if that makes sense because you you play the game Like a lot of like oh tell me more about your day. Hey come over bring your dog. Well, let's not let's not well I'm not playing I'm actually interested By the way, that's why I think I connect with humans in general's because like I care I care That's why girls like me oftentimes like playhouse and fall in love because I ask some questions that like most dudes don't you know Saying yeah, but I did this in oh this isn't can I do a sweet and sorry Show I did this in sweet um hung out with this chick and uh she she came out of the town We were just sitting eating scones drinking tea and we had just met we had just met and I started just asking questions picking her brain about Shit and she's noticed she's like what are you like doing like no guys really asking like questions as deep as the ones you're asking me Right now when I just met you know, I'm not sure if I feel comfortable like telling you about the like the death of my mother Um, by the way, it's not just like We eased our way into like a spot where I felt comfortable asking that and I said listen.

I just met you. Um, your This is crazy But here's my number I said listen I just met you and I would love to sit here and exchange pleasantries and talk about meaningless shit But we have approximately two hours together and I would love to pick your brain and talk about what it means to be human and most The most human experiences come from trauma and maybe we can leave this conversation becoming slightly better versions of ourselves because we've exchanged some sort of pertinent information about Being human Like we could like we could say here. What do you do? How what did you do today or I could be like yo?

What did you learn from this experience of losing your mother at 13 years old and now I can take that information you use it my life? So he so when I say what I said before about the work he might have had that conversation Five to six times last week with five six different people and so that represents 10 to 12 work hours of his week devoted to conversations that won't continue Because he's going from Sweden back to the United States. I'll never talk to these girls again Do you know how many emails videos I could have edited books? I could have read like bro I cannot spend time having dead mother conversations with people that I'm not gonna talk to ever again I can't do it when I'm drunk.

I can if you put me in a diner at 4am when I'm blacked out I'm in more about how that happened. You got grounded when you're six and never got over the traumatic I do that shit, but if you four p.m. On a Thursday, maybe like I'm in outlook. I'm banging out.

I'm like go challenge your kids Yo, let's go this that boom boom boom. I can't do it But 2am leave Warwick one latches onto the arm being bang uber eats uber home Yeah, so you can only can you only do it if it's for your benefit? Not for both of our benefit. I generally try to make them finish as well.

It doesn't always happen But if I can't get it done with my dick with my tongue so and I eat and it's I'm very I'm one of great guy I just I'm just not super two-hour deep conversationally for girls that I know then their girls I like those girls like to them like are you this the same or I like let me talk about your back like that like that I think you need some love though. Yeah, you do right. Yeah. Yeah.

I need to do it. I feel like it's anything to say Like most people watch me love Can you imagine? Can you imagine? That would be the highest rating of the best.

Oh my god Like That would be great I'll say me be it and you be the back You're literally on like social media to like for fans to like vote which girls can like be part of the show and then boom 12 solids Yeah, I like to choose from and there you go Go let's talk about this further if it can happen if you're watching this it may happen But I want to get back to this like pillow talk situation and like do I because you're looking at me like you feel like you feel like you want to punch me in the face right now Okay, and that's fair but like listen I I have a good amount of the girls that I've done that with where I have gotten pretty pillow talking with especially on time two Time for I know about their family from Sactown. I know about the mom who's got this problem. I get there I just won't do it on the first I try to wait until I see like yo is this girl Like am I gonna see this girl again because it's only time I'm gonna see you I try to avoid the like really like deep conversation Because what am I gonna do with it just stuff in the back of my mind who knows I just I just like I've been like I was like that Like 2014 to 16. I was like oh yeah, let me smash this and that but I feel like honestly when you start with that Like there's no coming back.

You know, you're exactly if you're gonna have sex with someone like right off the bat Like it's never gonna end good like there might be a small percent chance, but like there are two girls that I've gotten close to Wifing over the past Five years and both of those didn't let me hit for six to eight months Six to eight months and so I did the whole I did the whole like hand hold first date second date third day and all my friends What yo is she gonna let you? No, I fuck with this girl. That's so true girls. I don't even want to say this I hate to say it but like if you're fucking a night one unless you're only there for that which is fine Understand your your losing some potential suitors Ways for sure like 100 percent like there's been so many girls where I've like hooked up with like almost instantly and then I wonder why doesn't work Like wait, what the fuck like we did like we had sex and like there's no like surprise or nothing like to look forward to as far as like sex Like I said this before on this podcast my future wife.

I said three things. I'm remembering to right now About my future wife. Hey honey. She was hate me before she gets to know me like she'll be Like you do like that too.

Number two. She won't let me smash for at least a month and I'll hate her Money be more than that it probably should be more than that I don't get to go. Yeah There's one other than I'm forgetting but when Mike was talking I was looking at your elbow, dude What's what's up with your elbow? Can you just show the camera?

It just ashy is fucked dude. Oh mine was last week and I started what's wrong with it. What's wrong with it? Can you show it please show the camera?

Can you just turn it out straighten it out because it That's really hard. Oh wow. He looks like a gravel part. I really got I I'm just staring at I'm so sorry Motion I got some lotion.

Yeah, you lotion your skin bro chicks love soft skin I just don't want to see you guys all the way out of the ass yeah, you're pretty soft pretty soft. I just getting got less soft over the years It's pretty good. Have you ever felt my back? I don't really want you should What if I said yes, I have just reach out my shirt.

Actually fuck just reach out my shirt God, it's like a baby's body. I don't know. I don't know my skin is my all my skin stuff in my back, bro Girl's like oh my god. It's a baby's bottom and I pride myself myself.

It's all skin but rough hands It's all the balance. I got rough man hands. That's good. That's good one thing I do want to say to the impulsive audience is if you if you want to go the route of hooking up every night You can do that but there's another route where you unplug from these things for a little while and there are some Dimes there are some 11s.

There's some unicorns floating about in the higher frequencies angel angel your girlfriend She might be doing something so I think you you have to you have to take into account that if you want a unicorn if you want someone who's just Amazing like the soulmate level consider unplugging for a little while right because they're floating out there But you just can't see him if you're down in dirt A lot of times too like they'll let They'll let you hit the first night, but then they'll just be like oh I let him hit and he I think there's nothing more attractive to a girl than you being like Yo, I don't really want to rush this like I'd fuck with you like if you say that to a girl It's like this like what you don't say and like but then again. There's also a lot of girls that are like oh You don't want to rush okay. Hey, Jimmy listen. I got a problem over here 100% but I think it depends on where you meet them like when you go to the club and I leave with you know some random chick She's trying to get it you go to air one and you're buying plants for your fucking nursery You're in bed here, you know, you're in a better spot.

Yeah, some soulmates You definitely got a you shoot your shot in the red area cock blockers made a Other day that got picked up and I believe call her daddy always says we have a friend That sometimes they'll say mike, but a lot of times they just say we have a friend They'll say my name occasionally put up a tweet the other day that said I was in I was in Sweden. I was talking to a girl for like the last five minutes of the night It was like that last ditch effort like three seconds on the clock and I was just like y'all got to go And so we go and wrap this like burger shop and I'm like y'all met the grand right around the corner And she's like that's nice. I'm like all right whatever I don't fucking get what your name and then so and the friend goes the friend goes Fuck Astrid you're not doing this and ashford was like can you relax Rebecca like chill out? All right and Rebecca's like a no and I'm like, I'm like, I'm just sitting here I don't care because by the way fast you're going in my head if ashford goes home Rebecca I go to the grand hotel I see you get some mozzarella sticks and then go to sleep Win-win so so by the way ashford was able to fight off for a backup at all caution a back to the hotel had the you know Supremely mediocre Shit So this so this shit all goes down and the next day I wake up and I make a tweet about Rebecca I said There's there are some girls out there will do anything to block their friends from getting dick I said just shut the fuck up and eat your nuggets Rebecca.

I'm not gonna kill your friend And you know because a lot of times will be like I don't trust him You don't know he can't be a crazy ass man like and so I wrote that tweet and there were some girls in it that were like That's what we have our friends do when we don't want to hook up with the guy And I'm like no, no, I'm sorry. You're not understanding what's happening If you don't stop this shit, I'm gonna fuck you up in this denny's I will fuck you up over my grand slam Rebecca leave me alone and the friend is like I'm like yo Rebecca. What's good? Join me.

No, fuck off. What's she not getting enough love is that way? That's like it's almost always like that. Oh, she's getting no I'm sure there were some That said you should ask her to join in I thought that was a little no because that girl is also not that tight to do not Never know Situation where a friend joins in after she's like no Like for either her or her friends you've had some girls on your Instagram page lately that are all about the first Oh, yes, you have I'll just Start here Also, if you're watching this understand that if you're looking for soul man, it's a better stuff.

All right, it's my fucking sorry dude Okay, what do you want from me? I'm doing my best. Okay, it's called comedy entertainment. Okay be better do dinners Don't have sex in the first date unless you want to in which case do it but also try not to We're gonna say look at what you think of this What happened to you?

I was having three some some Like three some bro for some reason for some reason I perform Exponentially better so do I Pressure I think so you function well under pressure. I really do yes I'm like having I want to say that I don't believe it's the pressure It is what I would call the hentai effect you have had so much one-on-one sex in your life That you have become slightly numb to it now if you add in either a hentai beast or a second partner Whichever one you decide is more is better. Okay, you have now aroused your your sexual interest in a situation again, and so I think that's the effect It's not that there's pressure to perform It's that you're doing something that you haven't done a lot of even if you've done a lot of it You've done less of it than you have one-on-one sex. It's you're like damn I got a finesse and caress.

I got a seduce and go through my head is like produce my head is like there's two now or three Yeah, I have like I'm like worried about like coming too quick when there's one yes So I'm like wait hold on if you had one more the time gets divided in half Yeah, right it's an assembly line You got a tree like an assembly line which actually elongates it because you could because you know that once you get to 60% on the Swart meter you have to you have to remove yourself from the situation Take on you have to observe momentarily take a short break and then go to another situation Spencer's out Danny's toast I think David's German's David's German's Dave you like this combo? Oh wow Two guys two girls Depending if you're in a single file or not I got it. I got it. I got one, but this is this is interesting.

So what's good you roommates with Christian. You're not over now though Do don't I think that one's photoshop this one? Do you know this? You were roommates with Christian or no?

What's good? What's good long story short when I was 14 years old I was playing at the highest level in Toronto soccer or football as the Europeans would say and my team went to Portugal for a tournament and we played against sporting Lisbon which we put which is actually that's the stadium that we were in there and We played against Benfica and I think it was a suitable or another team anyways, we made it to the finals against sporting we lost one nothing and I won goalie of the tournament and A scout came up to my parents and we're like we want your son to stay and at that time I was in like grade 10 in high school so my parents are like no There's no way like he's gonna leave in the middle of the year Let him let him come back in the summer tryout then and then if you guys like him then you'll stay then so I ended up coming back to Toronto I trained my ass off went to spring training and Portugal with sporting ended up making the team staying there and Yeah, it became well at the time. I didn't even know like he was gonna be Christian Like he was just another dude on the team like I will tell you though He was the best player like he was he's 16 there I'm 15 and he was already playing on like the beat team So like just below the pro at 16 years old. Oh, so he like everyone knew he was gonna be an incredible player But no one like myself.

I didn't know he was gonna be the best player arguably in the world like it's crazy So we lived actually underneath the stadium So this is so random. It's so like I might even be the only Canadian to ever play a game or play with Christian or an Aldo like on the same team I don't know what this is that's our but this is crazy. Yeah, and my dad is my dad actually became really good friends with Ronaldo And still it still is whenever my dad goes to watch a game. He'll come out say hi to my dad Like it's really fucking I didn't speak Portuguese so my dad came and lived with me for three months or lived in a hotel for three months because he does He has the winters off and he was basically like my translator.

So he was having Portuguese. Yeah, I mean that's from Portugal So he's Portuguese. Yeah, is are you half Portuguese half Portuguese half Italian? Wow?

That's one of the reasons I was able to play in Portugal because was I became I got a Portuguese passport So I wasn't like a foreign player. I was actually became a Portuguese citizen What was the future of your sporting career? So after this yeah, so after this there was a so I was 6 to 15 and That year there was a rule with that you wait for came up with that if you were under the age of 18 And you didn't have a guardian or someone to like sign off as as your guardian You you're only allowed one player in the country or one player out of country to stay So I had to come back after this year wait till I was 18 and then I went back to Portugal And I stayed there again for another three years I played for a third division team called this portivo de Braga Sorry this portivo de Beja and then I went to I got scouted to a first division team But I got after that and I played on the farm team for about a year and a half Contract ended and I got an offer from Toronto I've seen the first year that they were a team in MLS So I came back to Canada did spring training in Florida with Toronto FC and when it came to signing the contract I got fucked over by the agent basically who was a professional soccer player I was a professional soccer player. I was I was I was pro But I mean a lot of my friends who I played with in Portugal like won the Euro Cup like it's You don't strike me as an athlete no offense for that's fine like I'm not in the greatest shape right now Yeah, I was a bully.

Yeah, you actually go on YouTube like I have one clip from my college that was on there I was like this I was like crazy as far as like I wasn't afraid to fucking throw my face I broke my nose three times like I wasn't afraid to throw my face in someone's foot your channel No, just type in my phone name J.O.N.P.A. U.L And then like there soccer. Oh my god It's me in the green green jersey that you're gonna see make this incredible save These are coming MVPs Who are you? This is fucking crazy.

You really step behind. I just be high jump and everything. That's a freaking gnarly save Yeah, I don't even know if you need to lift your legs up The atrix like honestly like in soccer is like a little bit the actress of course, but You have to like use the kick And then after that there's like a corner kick and there's another So this is wild. Yeah, so did you consider going back to Europe to play for a team?

I actually I actually Your defense your defense you're like furious. Yeah, what's curious can they hear the audio? I mean, I can put down you guys hear the audio you hear me fucking flipping out I flip the fuck out That is the last one I think that I fucking the last one Defenders crazy because you're so chill now Like honestly for anyone that's watching and is playing some soccer and isn't it you have to be the craziest guy on the field Like it's literally you're the only way your team's gonna win right like you're literally the last person in the defense is soccer the most demanding Physically physically demanding sport on the planet. I think it could be I heard that rugby's up there Rugby is like a lot of running a lot of tackling all but I think soccer is football is definitely one of the because it's 90 minutes or 45 minutes A half straight.

There's no no I mean stop it just when you go get injured all that kind of stuff That's a photoshopped Yeah, actually saw him in now. It's three years ago I saw him in LA at a club and part of me when I when I came back and he went to Manchester United and he became the biggest I always wondered like shit Like well, he still remember me because you know, it's been a while and and every year he plays with like new players all the time So I went to I forget what club it was it was close to Bootsy Bell was like down. She was like a karaoke club I do not I do not I forget what it's called. It was called There and you know dragon that's it Justin Krabi promoter So I'm just yeah, I'm not just I'm at his booth chilling right and he knows the story of me We're not he's like dude.

I got fucking surprised for you. I'm like what girl you bring He's like no even better so I'm very cool all the sudden there's a booth beside us gets cleared I'm like oh something someone someone big's coming Bro see him like fucking laser beam. I'm like holy fuck if you burn the same room and like part of me's like I've been preparing myself for this moment For this shit like cuz I'm like what am I gonna see is dude again? He's gonna remember me I You know sometimes you know when you get that big you just like no no no no I have people I when I go back to Ohio I'll see people I'll be at the club like on the table and I'll see I'll see someone and I know exactly who they are first name Last thing to go.

I don't think you'd remember me like yeah So I got that same feeling that they get like it's just you don't you don't like I don't just feel like insignificant in their lives I know I was gonna say really quickly that's longer than I put here So Comes up to the booth security all around the booth. No one can take pictures. No one can get close It's like they're kind of like blocking everyone for you from him. So what do I do pull out the Instagram with the picture?

Oh shit go to security guard. I'm like yo we used to play together I just wanted to say hey, what's up? Whatever he goes. All right one second gets my phone gives it to him looks up and goes Yo, peeks what are you doing?

Holy fuck sir. He lets me in. I'm literally only one in the whole club that like is literally in his booth So we're talking and he's like yeah, I've seen your videos which was like oh shit That's fucking wow Some of the videos and we just had like a very he was with a girl at the time. Yeah very brief conversation was up You asked me how my dad was and I was like dude Let's let's take a picture like to send to my dad and he's like oh let's chill for a bit because like I'm with a girl I know I have to entertain her But let's take a picture when like the club dies down club dies down like literally everyone's trying to take pictures of them Everyone's trying to come up with them and I was like you know what like I'm satisfied Yeah, I like I don't want a bother to do that.

I don't want to be annoying like you remembered me. I'm cool like that's it That's not noble that's awesome. Yeah, and I was really thankful the time like he could have easily said like yo cool All right, yeah, but he literally said come let's have a little chat and Cool and like there's a lot of players who I've thankful I'm thankful for social media because I would have never connected with him if it wasn't for social media I've I played with you guys me. No, no, he is my name is Diego Costa.

I played with them on but I get he's arguably like top 10 strikers in the world We live together in Braga for ten months. He came down. He was playing for Chelsea at the time Chelsea like knew I was a fan of the like team They invited me to like it was like some sort of Hubel Hubel event and same thing like he remembered me We were having conversations and now we're talking all the time like so there's like positives with social It's like it really does connect people because at one point I never knew if I was gonna see or talk to these guys again, you know and it allowed me to do that So I'm very thankful. It's why I'm a weird side story has not close to that much weight, but when I travel people always come up to me and they say Sir you're almost can you pull along here?

I can see it I can see it I can see it He's by the way He's also one of the best players in the world, right? Yeah, one of the best defense. I can see it. And by the way, also that looks like me and also could be a caveman with ease as well.

What do you what do you say? He's sorry. Oh Ramos, and I go I got I know exactly the other situation. I go.

I'm sorry. I'm not him I get this literally five times per trip. So you know Ramos People say like can we're reefs sometimes. Oh, yeah, you gotta do it Robert DeNiro, I like I'm older women with a boat.

Yeah, I see both you told me uh oh DeNiro I was thinking down to junior. Oh, oh, oh you got a little birthmark on the side there and shit That was like the other one maybe you said you want to talk about Instagram? I talked to you before you came on Instagram has 10 countries right now Like no, we saw it. No views.

We saw it At first when there were like still I said they should remove the likes better from mental health and then I saw and then I saw I signed on to the Challenger games at the Challenger games Instagram today, and they had removed the likes from that account Sorry, what yes from that account. I cannot see like a Canadian account or something No, it's it's look I'll show you around and I hate it. I hate it. I feel like I don't know if this is me on the incentive is Also, I can't here's the thing sometimes wait sometimes I watch it We also don't need the iPhone alright, no, I didn't win But when you had a flip phone and the iPhone came out.

You're like, this is a piece of shit Oh, I said that's way to advance for me exactly exactly this row this look Look at this looks like no likes this here's why oftentimes I'll look at a watch a video because I see it has a lot of You as it's a good video, but is that a good way to yes? Yes, I guess it's why is it all the shit? Yeah, why I don't know though I don't know because what is it? What does what it does?

This is what it does though on the other end of the spectrum is it takes out your ability to have to go in and filter content So you just mindlessly scroll you just mindlessly scroll you've watched a video because it's got a lot of likes You don't watch it because you saw it you went after it. No, it's not People who are mindful with their time, yes, but I will say this just because it doesn't show likes the algorithm is still going to propel the Videos in the same way true. It's a based on the likes it gets that it doesn't show It will still it's the Understand like so they built an algorithm that is based off of likes comments Yeah, no, I can't but obviously like in the near future They're gonna be cut down for sure because no one's gonna like something that I don't know me personally I just scroll now like Who's the door for competitive cuz like cuz so there I don't want to get me There's this company called photo. It's built.

It's an app built by the same people that did musically They've got all the money in the world now, right? And they reached out to me they wanted me to be like one of the initial influencers on the platform Which I did because I suppose some pictures there, but they've got a new app which is top to bottom photos It's almost like scrolling vertically through Instagram stories It's top to bottom. There's no you know one picture per scroll Let's say they keep doing likes and Instagram's like oh we're taking away likes and people just are switching I told my getting shit and it's not it's not Saying because I mean the compare your questions It's I just don't I just don't understand how they build an algorithm based on likes views comments all that they keep the algorithm And then they remove that from I think the most important question is how does this kind of curious to hear from all of you guys? How does this improve mental health?

I don't think it improves at all. I think first of all I think that instant like for Instagram to say this is for mental health They like they've created an algorithm that literally fucks with people's mental health You know because you create a piece of content that you know, you're proud of you're happy with right and for instance myself I have two million 2.1 million followers. It only gets seen by 500,000 people that demotivates the fuck out of here for sure Create more content because I'm like, okay. What's even the point of having two million followers?

I might as well have 500,000 But why make content pieces is to get likes? No, it's not but I want people to be happy I want people to laugh. Do you think part of it is you want your entire audience to see your content? I would like I mean, I know that all my my audience is not gonna see it But I would like it there not to be something in the way of them seeing it once here's what it is Okay, you're a grown man I get it and you can handle if your post doesn't get a certain amount of likes I just keep picturing Sarah Oh, it's new little hilin who is the shy girl and on Instagram her picture gets two likes and the popular girls go Say her only got two likes on her last photo.

She can't come to our part I can't imagine going up and I just go be validated by like I work orange camo pants jeans. I was like the loser weird I was like to be a maverick. I was a different kid If that was if I wouldn't gotten shit likes wrote how would that have so do you think this serves younger kids and younger Culture the future. Okay, I think it's sort of the future.

Which is cool I mean, I think that's it's just a button whether or not the the user wants to show like Envues Turns that off. It's clear that she's like yeah insecure Where we're at where we're at where we're at feel like we uh Like I would almost look at it like a way to be unique like no I turn my legs off because like I want to put what I don't know like for me Like my way of life is there's always a way to twist something to make it beneficial for you And I think that a lot of like I I respect Mental health greatly obviously have been a huge proponent of mental health conversation on the show and I get a ton of really great feedback for it but I also I also am a little weary of The postification of this country and so I'm I'm on the fence about it Like I want people to have the best experience of their life With likes affecting their health but at the same time like I think a part of me is it's because like Tam bro, like I remember sleeping in trunks of cars You know what I'm saying? I remember sleeping with fucking dirty needles around me and shit like that of my friends and then going to their funerals JF that when I was 18, right? I'm not doing I'm not doing I'm not doing I think it's very it's like a there also is toxic masculinity Which I think you're dancing on that fine line because if you're calling it Pussification for people to become more conscious more aware more empathetic Which a lot of people do call that right?

You know you make fun of people who are who are more conscious because it's you can easily make it look like they're a pussy It's like imagine if um someone Put everything that happened in life under an umbrella of like conscious like so they're like They were like um wearing shoes doesn't allow me to connect to the ground as much and I'm like that seems kind of dumb You're gonna step on a fucking nail and they're like yeah, but you're blocking consciousness. That's what's kind of starting to happen Like people are saying like go vegan electric cars all that I agree with whatever like people do whatever they want But I promise you it will start to get to a tipping point where like we we've we've I'm gonna I'm gonna tread lightly here I'm actually gonna shut this down on my part altogether because I was gonna hit a few notes right now that I'm gonna be careful with But I will say like where do you start to draw the line between like okay? Wait, what does it want to hit? Nothing but what I was gonna say was like what I was gonna say was like taking away the likes which like like you're you're you're removing something because Semi weak-minded people would not be able to get over the hump of not getting enough likes It starts to open the door to participation trophies like you Like what I'm saying like what I'm saying is like it's like yo at what point do we continue to drive home American exceptionalism or global exceptionalism Where being the best makes you the best not being a part of the game like all I played so I'm the best Do you understand I'm saying listen I'm all four things that will drive better mental health I'm all four people being comfortable I guess like and I am somewhat liberal on a lot of those policies even and so that's why when it starts to go crazy to me And look start to look crazy to me.

We've reached a point where I'm a little bit pushed back Well, I think we have to experiment with stuff for sure I mean I agree with the experimentation phase of it for sure like you're not gonna know Whether or not something is better or worse without without trying it So I think that's why they're trying it in the in the countries But for me like I use likes not in the fact where I'm like oh I'm getting x amount of likes I'm better than that person I kind of use my likes in a way where I'm like oh okay I posted this video it got less likes than this video Is it because of this or how can I make this video better like I feel like it's people critiquing my videos For me to make better videos in the long run it's a performance metric from that's how I use it Well, yeah, so you can still use that but now there's now I feel like it's gonna be construed where people are just gonna like oh There's no like like you said like I watch this because I like because I like because I feel like they're not gonna see It's like oh okay like whatever. Let me just scroll I watch it cool Or what about fans or what there's a lot of engagement that happens on the internet where people like stuff because they want You know that you they like it or they want to be a part of a group of people that have liked something They want their name you can still see that so we'll all see that Right now Yeah, it'll say like like by the data and others just won't say the number Look at the challenge games page. It doesn't even say that it literally is nothing Nothing so they're testing different versions. Oh, okay.

Look. It's almost like a thing that with no picture with no likes Oh, yeah, it's almost like you don't know likes. I mean, I was looking at it. I'm pretty sure the picture got something And there's a good I think we're not there's no likes.

I really know like 3,500 comments. Yeah, so now are you supposed to gauge how well something did I'm just trying to think about the journey. I'm trying to think about the posting journey you post this picture Like it just looks like no one gave you Post and you turn off the app right which is kind of just oh, but also horrible for Instagram But yeah, I don't understand how much time to use I would say honestly I so I'm kind of on the phase where I've been doing Instagram for like four years five years now So I'm kind of in the phase where I'm like okay, I posted all right cool. No, that's it I just I just hit that I do the one scroll in the morning of like okay You've watched you've seen everything and then if I'm not posting I might check it like once it once a day afterwards like half an hour And that's it.

I love I love I love Gaging my success via a metric like a like a like a comment But recently I just stopped giving a fuck because like I remember Andre we took this picture in Sweden 600,000 likes it got and which is Probably one of the lowest performing pictures on my page for a while. I fucking love this photo Yeah, I love this photo. So recently I'm more like man I don't give a fuck here actually let me show you something go to um go to any celebrities page I'll go to I'll use I go for example Oh shit I 17 million followers half the likes I'm getting 300,000 likes No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I bet this one got a lot watched for a little more some of them will shoot up there I'm just saying like there comes a point where even like a list of libraries like Taiga likes what is likes mean? What does that mean?

But their businesses and social media facts, right? Support it's a support system Now like labels are playing for playlists thing that living with this isn't that like our our job is within social media Right. So whether or not he gets 200 likes 200,000 likes 50,000 at the end of the day if he's selling records what the fuck does he I stopped caring because Jake made a comment to me like two years ago. I asked him about his Instagram likes and his engagement because I started to drop and he goes, well, fuck about Instagram.

I go, why not? What's your likes? I've made zero dollars from Instagram. How much money do you make from his?

And I was like, that's exactly what Jerry says. Exactly what Jerry says. I'm coming from Instagram. I make money from selling merch, the hottest, hottest merch in the game or absence.

And now some sponsors. It's interesting to see these studies that are coming in about mental health with social media. There's studies that are showing 70% of young people are dealing with some form of anxiety or depression. I'm all the teams right.

All of us. Yeah. What's the caption? You know, like, are people going to like it?

Like, is this good enough? I think when you just look at like, look what Logan's doing right now. Look at how much anxiety that produces. There's so many different things to look at, different things to potentially compare yourself to, to fall into.

So I think we've entered into this lane where we've been in the social media space for five to 10 years and now we have to rethink it. Yeah. So I think there's nothing wrong with rethink. Like honestly, at the end of the day, I really don't think there's anything wrong with them experimenting with it.

If it does help, fuck by all means do it. Like, I mean, I have nothing against that. I just hope that it's like the right, like I hope it's the right experience. Also, I feel like I hope it's like.

I hope it doesn't take us backwards. Yeah. Because the thing is, is we're at this point where so much of our time is spent on this app. We're spending an hour and a half or to almost two hours per day on Instagram.

Oh, Justin. Just Instagram. Which is insane. Imagine that amount of time.

So yes, that does benefit a lot of people, especially us as creators, but is that the best thing for our society from a mental health standpoint? If that does negatively impact us, but to better public health. Well, by the way, it's probably negatively, it's negatively impacting the creators, too, from mental health. I don't want to, I don't want to, I want to be careful.

I'm not shitting on the testing or rolling it out as a whole. All I'm saying is just, I don't think this is the line. I'm saying like, where is the line for as we, as we, as we, as we do, I'm with you. But I, but I agree with it because I actually think that my, my anxiety and my kind of nerves, I think are caused by a lot of things.

But I think they have spiked in the years since looking at a phone all day has become the ritual for sure. You know what I'm saying? Like, and so it's, I remember the days when you just went out onto a playground. I had no anxiety.

Oh, you went over to your friend's house and you just played like there wasn't. Training car like for a school and they played like. Yeah. But like younger kids are not, you guys, nice is probably nine years old.

Just like yeah, check on my ticktock. My tic tock. No, but that you go to my sister like as shitty as it is, bro, as, as shitty as it is. It is where we are.

No, like playing on playgrounds and enjoying like real life human connection stuff. That's great. Mad noble, but this type of technology and learning how to use this type of technology is the reason that Generation Z will create the flying car and the generation and our parents created luggage with wheels. Hold on.

I highly disagree. You don't think that people are learning how to learn because of technology? As I scroll, fatasses on Instagram. You hold on, or all the other 9 million people that follow each one of these insta thoughts.

Which one of them is going to create a propulsion system for a few people? No, no, no. What's the capital of Austria? Let's have a question.

What is it? No, what's the capital of Austria? What's the capital of Austria? What's the capital of Austria?

Tell me, is it for Ghana? Tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you didn't know that.

I would search it. Wow. On Google. Okay, imagine, imagine, imagine.

Imagine, imagine, imagine below us has information at their finger tips. They can learn anything right now. They are going to be so much smarter than our parents in our generation because everything is right here. They are learning so much.

Here's the problem. And on the playground, as great as it is, you don't know what the capital of Austria is. The biggest, the biggest thing, I know you're pissed off on the steps. The biggest, the big guy could tell.

He has. And I'm, I'm, I'm, what do you say? Can I talk? It's because, dude, sometimes you just suck.

Oh, the energy's okay. I'm pretty sure I'm sucking the energy. No, you suck the energy. Really?

I always have to talk. Like there's sometimes where it just needs to breathe so other people can talk. Okay, really quick. Like right now.

Can I say what the fucking say? That depends on the, that depends on the, the preface that the person wants to search out the capital of Austria because I, because if you're on a playground playing and you say, I have to know the capital of Austria, you would have gone to the library, you would have got out in encyclopedia and you would have looked for the capital of Austria. And by the time you did that, bro, I can tell you the capital of 10 countries to more, the whole world, every country in the world I have the capital at my fingertips versus going to the library and getting the book. And, and, and, and I hear what you're saying.

Like it takes a proactive person to want to find the capital. Guess what? One Elon Musk created the Tesla. It takes one person who wants to know a little more, a lot more and they can now because of technology.

Elon Musk didn't have that though. Like Elon Musk started a lot of his. No, I'm saying it takes, it will take one person who has a hyperactive brain and wants to know everything. And guess what?

Now he can. And this is just the start of the story. So the issue is there's gonna be a lot of people that fall through the cracks because we're not as, as a, you know, our education systems parenting, we're not teaching kids how to use it because people don't know. So when we went, when I was in college, I'm sure each of you can relate or in some workplace, you have someone teaching you how to use an app, how to use a website, how to use the internet that didn't even use the internet.

Like it doesn't make sense. So I think the biggest challenge we're gonna face with like what you're describing with Gen Z, I completely agree with you. Technology is going to create all these ideas, but the biggest issue is there's gonna be a lot of people falling through the cracks. Real, some drone, motherfuckers.

Huge amounts of things. More drones, more technology. We're gonna turn into Wally. Remember the movie, Wally?

I said this movie is incredible. So much technology, revolutionized, transferring planets. Fat people in chairs that move around, there's float, whatever one's a drone, they're all drones. What technology are you guys most excited for?

I wanna know that. What are you guys. Mike's excited about a toaster, a toaster. Oh, a toaster that.

That's revolutionary. I can't remember what it was. I think it was a real toaster. I think it was a toaster.

I think it was a toaster. I think it was a toaster population. It's already invented though. Yeah, so it's got a little bit of a viral of a dude that was laying down and he had like a string and he pressed like the toaster was like stuck to the roof and he was laying down.

That's amazing. I think I'm excited for- Toaster shot in his mouth. How did he butter it though? Wow, he must not like butter on the roof.

He's like, no, what a fucking weirdo. That's good, dude. I'm excited for the hyper loop personally. Living in LA or just any technology that can eliminate, let's just say 70% of cars from the road.

That'd be a good one. Mine's deep and dangerous. Okay. No, the chip.

Oh, the chip and my brain. Oh, the neural, neural. So whatever it is. Yeah, that's Elon Mossett, right?

Where they can, where like I can think about the text I want to say and not have to use my thumbs and just pop some of my screen. I can think and everything's just boom. Is that what it does though? I don't know.

No, no, it doesn't exist yet. Oh, okay. That'd be cool. So you're trying to like that's like what you would invent.

No, I would invent, I talked about this yesterday. I would invent a some sort of injection that can heal any injury in like a week. Like I would do it on myself right now. I hate injuries and as you can just plug yourself into some sort of, I don't know if it'd be like a steroid or what and it just heals my pool hamstring.

She talked to Elizabeth Holmes about that. She probably like, oh yeah, you watch it. I don't know. Toasters fine.

I wanted to make one more quick note on the Gen Z thing. Cause I'm not saying I disagree, but I'm also like to play devil's advocate on it. The biggest killer to invention is distraction. And so we've talked about this time and time again, that Bordeaux is the catalyst for invention.

You're sitting there, you say, wow, here's that problem. Wow, I've got an hour with nothing to do. I'm waiting for my train in Vienna. I've got nothing to do.

Let me think for a while. Now that never happens. Cause you're always on your phone. You're reading about the mountains.

You're reading about the capital of Vienna now for no reason, by the way, because why are you doing that? Before, maybe it was a blessing that you couldn't get that information because now you're thinking about. That was your arbitrary example. What I'm saying is there is the boredom.

We talked about the death of boredom. There is no boredom now. And boredom used to spawn these beautiful ideas. Wait, but I know for a fact, we're like, yes, the phone is stimulating, but I get bored even on the phone.

I was about to say, the phone doesn't even stimulate my boredom anymore. Like I get more bored fucking being on my phone. Yeah. Yeah, but it was just fucking like a little.

And then what do you do? I call my friend and be like, yo, I'm fucking bored. What are you doing? I'm going to hang out.

Honestly, I feel like when I'm the most creative, I'm not bored. It just comes to me because I'm doing something. And my brain is just like, oh cool, that's funny. Or that's cool.

And just anything, just living life. You know, that's what sparks my interest in my brain is when I'm like living life. And I'm like, oh cool, this is interesting. Or what if this would happen?

I like your devil's up. Hey, could we go to audio only? We've been out to Shiffer. What a second show to you.

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I just solo golf clamps. I want to do stand up comedy, dude. That would be dope. I want to do it.

I think I could do it. I like performing in front of people. Just like the threesomes where I'm good under pressure. I swear to God.

I swear to God, the stand up. The stand up back is just like a giant orgy. But I'm the only guy that's the performer. Honestly, I feel like I'd be able to write it, but I don't know if my...

Time ain't shit. Yeah, the time... I just feel like it's... First of all, the stand up comedians that you see are fucking incredible.

These days, like... I think I know why. It's their nonchalance. Yeah, like they don't want people to see...

It just flows. I feel like I'd be there like... It's an ex-jean. Bro, I feel like you shouldn't try to overperform.

Yeah, 100%. Like some comedians are worse like that. Like when I watch Kevin Hart, it looks like he's going to be hard as fuck. He's putting on performers.

But like Theo Vombro or even Chris Delir. The kind of just talking and having a good time. It's a comedy to me. I don't know, it's a teachable thing.

I've been funny since I was two years old. I think you can learn like... Maybe. I think you can learn kind of...

Wait, that's how I'm talking about. Like I'm saying, to be a good stand up comic, I think you have to be really funny. Do you know what I'm saying? Or...

You just know how to make people laugh. Bro, so example, you're 100 times funnier than me. I'm like base level funny, but one thing I do have is my timing, bro. Oh yeah.

My timing. My timing's sick. My timing's sick. Especially if I do write shit down, bro.

Like I know I can deliver. I'm an actor, bro. I'm an over and over and over and it's not like the first time I'm saying it. And the timing is going to be there.

If I memorize a script, I think I could do it, bro. I mean, I think you should try it. If you're thinking about it, you might as well fucking try it. I want to do it with you, bro.

I want to go to open mics. Let's just one night. Me, you would ever go to open mics. I'll come, I'll watch.

I would do it. The funny thing is I wish we could do group comedy shows. No, so you're already putting it out. You want to go down with the team.

You either got to go down or up individually. At least I was thinking I want to go up with the team. I wasn't thinking about failure. No, we could cross it, but I think I could do it.

When the mic was in here the other day when we were preparing for the live show and I hopped on it real quick, something about hearing just my raw voice and knowing that's the only thing there is in the room to create energy, I was like, fuck, do you say something funny? Almost like you might not do this, but when I'm trying to impress a girl and who will go for the first time, whether it's on a date or even just want to try to pick her up, I'm performing, bro. And I have a 99 out of 100 hit rate with jokes or whatever. I can navigate.

I'm 150 miles an hour. I'm swerving, bro. I'm driving under semi-troll. And performing it the same way is like, you can't fail.

You got to perform. What would you talk about? Life experiences? I love a good story.

I feel like that's a good religion. I'm an ex-troll comedian, right? Like when I was watching... No, that's number one.

I remember when Russell Peters popped off. I'm from Toronto, so he's from Toronto as well. And the people he was talking about were the people I saw every day and I was like, holy fuck, this is hilarious because I totally get what this motherfucker is saying. So it's the same thing with if I would ever try to stand up, I would try and speak for my life experiences, like, find a situation.

I think so. I think that's the best. I think that's my first time. I think that's my first time.

You guys watched my first time. Dude, it's good. He was good, unfortunately. I think he had a heroin addiction.

So we were talking about anxiety earlier. Same thing. He would wear sunglasses during his performances and not even look at the crowd sometimes. But his thing was one-liners.

So every single joke back to back was a one-liner. Oh, one of those guys? Yeah, he'd be like, he'd be like, rice is great when you're hungry and want 10,000 or something. Like, dogs are forever in the push-up position.

Like, like, sit like that. Like, you're like, how the fuck is it? I went to the doctor and all he did was suck blood from you. And I was like, I'm not going to see Dr.

Accula. Dr. Accula. Like, how the fuck is he even thinking this shit?

Sometimes I have like one set of lines, but then it's like always really quick. Over and over and over and the audience just laughs. Wait, three seconds laughs. Wait, two seconds laughs.

That was a show. I've also seen the comedians who all they do is interact with the crowd. That's it. That's their whole set.

No actual set. Which you could probably be really well. Interactive people? Like, yo, where are you from?

I don't know. Kansas. It's a fucking... I've obviously had so many people were so sure of that was the thing for someone to do.

Besides like my whole life, I've had that, like, person in my ear, like, you have to... I've had that, too. And I just... I feel like it's just...