E15: Rise of Zombie funds, UK regulator evaluates valuations, the Warriors score big in minority sale, Birkenstock straps up for IPO, capital pours into olive oil, OpenAI at $80B+

This Week in Private Markets recaps key events and themes from the past week in private markets: Private Equity’s Slow Carnage Unleashes a Wave of Zombies FCA prepares review of private market valuations Golden State Warriors valued at ‘US$7bn’ as minority shareholders put stake up for sale IPOs Could Screech to a Halt in a Government Shutdown Iberian olive oil producers draw private-equity interest as prices soar OpenAI Seeks New Valuation of Up to $90 Billion in Sale of Existing Shares Learn more about Tap at https://www.usetap.com Follow Tap on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/company/tap-tech-inc Disclaimer: This podcast and the opinions contained within it are for entertainment purposes only. Nothing contained in this podcast constitutes tax, legal, insurance or investment advice.