E16 - Hazmat Kingdom: Zachary Returns from Disneyland to Testify

Zachary went to Disneyland and somehow came back with the timing of a man who visited the park during a literal hazmat incident. So this one-er is less a trip recap and more sworn testimony: what he drank, what he survived, and how close the Happiest Place on Earth came to becoming the Most Procedurally Concerning. Inspired by the March 10 backstage incident near Star Tours, because apparently even Disneyland can have an “unknown odor” day.