I care too much about him like eventually like at some point we're probably not gonna be talking anymore We're probably gonna we're probably gonna break it and I don't want you to hold on so let's back it up who pre-rex a relationship We need to talk about this. I got this at dinner, too. Everyone breaks up at some point Are you by guys? I got to just finish the show without you I think that the vibes just selling brother downshot, you know everyone's quarantining everyone's inside with their loved ones Many time their family and whatnot.
We're just here doing bullshit podcast welcome back to Paul's at the number one podcast in the world And that's facts and that's squirrel, you know, I got that stuff animal because I have this tattoo next to my penis Well, and we you weren't gonna get it and then I said we should get it for the set Yeah, you get a good little touch. He's a good addition It is what do you call a strong vodka drink that you serve while you're locked up at your house for coronavirus? Couldn't tell you Mike a quarantini nice nice. What do you call a babe who's locked in the house with you?
Who's you know your bed wish my friend would tell me I don't know quarantining Should we bring the guests on I feel like just a bunch of bull on just one second. How you feeling? Not so good to be honest with you. I still haven't gotten my corona test and I don't I don't feel great and I think you may have gotten me sick, but it's just an upper estuary infection Yeah, and a dry cough, but that's nothing to be worried.
All right Wow the audience is quite dismal. It's like it's like a light rain as an audience. Well, it's it's been raining here in LA I like honestly the weather changes my mood. It's a low-pressure front dude.
My vibes are just down I remember when I lived in Ohio There was a month where it rained every day straight for the entire time I was a teenager high school It was the first time I felt legitimately depressed and as a teenager like I really even now I'm sort of confused on how to process emotion But I remember looking out the window in my health class and I was like I am I am sad. I'm chronically sad and I've been sad What is this it's crazy how much weather affects your mood? That's why people in Seattle. They're always Yeah, like the prat like downtrodden so when they listen a lot of Nirvana stuff like that sure there's been it's been raining for about a week now I haven't felt you know true happiness is really only one thing in my life.
That's making me truly happy right now I was trying to bounce put thrown over. Oh, yes on the show. This is this is a massive episode It's long overdue guys. She is the most popular adult films are in the world, but she has not shot in three years She's a sweetheart and happens to be dating and doing my best friend Mike.
Please welcome Lana Rhodes Wow, this is gonna be great. I don't think we've ever had a Really I need to help right off the bat, huh? She doesn't want to wear the headphones. How do you feel about that?
You're one of I think three guests have not done that I'm with other ones. Uh, I think Steve was one. Yeah, cuz he was like doing backflips and shit and putting his balls Between his legs and yeah, but why don't you want to wear headphones? It always like gives me anxiety and overhearing yourself.
No, just like having like Like changing my senses. I guess like putting them over my ears and it's just like really doesn't feel like I don't know it just makes it I feel like I really it's almost like you're the first like few shows when I put them on It's almost like you're stuck in your own head like it blocks off like you're any like outside noise and you really have to get comfortable like being in your own Interesting. Yeah, so I also just made that up to me Should I call you by your stage name or real name? I don't care either one's fine.
I mean if you google Lana Rhodes your name Amara I'll show you Lana. I'll call you Lana Before the pocket started today you were sitting on one of those love stacks over there with mite and I heard you say the following sentence My cooter's bleeding Great so now everyone knows my my period I should ask like how are you feeling? Honestly, you guys know I had some really serious cramps after me and mike's love making session Um today I'm feeling fine though You're very you're very vocal about your love making session with mike And I want to definitely dive into you were the one like a couple days ago like questioning us about our sex life I'm very inquisitive. I'm intrigued.
They don't ask the right questions. Well, like you posted this Got that bomb dick last night. It was true. It was really good But it's crazy because like I know that bomb dick is my friend and I've a name It's it's just a fascinating dynamic that you do have and she's got my shirt on it too, which she is now claimed as her I'm gonna need that back.
It's getting wash right now. Yes, please watch it. My dryer is broken Have you ever been used to a relationship the intimate part of it being this like it's so weird It's so weird for me like I've watched other people go through it like a Banks and alisa your brother multiple times you with Chloe, but even especially not me even they aren't as vocal about their sex About the sex portion of it. Yeah, I mean, it's uh, it's been interesting.
I kind of I guess I've kind of looked at it It's kind of like just like a fun thing. I'm so you know, I'm such an open person I think both of us are we're so willing to like explain our lives or content I don't think Mike really carries that like for example whenever he got his lini sucked Some of the infamous Um, she said that he had a small dick and he was like babe Can you please tweet them my dick is not small? This is your problem. I'm not gonna do that's great.
That's like that's almost instant karma So I would say that Mike almost wants me to tell oh and on the podcast that we did the other day He was like babe going to detail tell them how good I did Like you wanted me to be so graphic. It's just like I don't talk like that. It is very good. Oh, okay What makes it so great?
Oh, see this is good. This is when you can actually utilize that that nondisgression Why why that I do you want to tell them when I tell you? Yeah, go ahead. No, you tell them No, if I say trust me if I said I'll be eating by the audience.
Yeah, literally It's so personal though. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know if that argument applies with you Yeah, I feel I feel shy now even to post newts on my Twitter I was gonna ask you about that So I'm like I don't know like everyone's like you should be fine just doing anything But I'm not I totally get that and when I tell people when I talk to people about you I say amara who's like his girlfriend and lana roads are completely different people like truthfully um The the stage name that you have in lana rose I didn't know what to expect the first time I met you when I brought you into surprise mic and you're you're so much more chill and sweet And realef in what I expected. Thank you, babe.
Come on. You're usually yapping up a story You were on the podcast the other day with us you talk the whole time you talk the whole time What all you ever want to do is talk about yourself Why did I know why did I know this is gonna turn into a recession? Please Nothing about me, but I know everything about it So what do you see in him? I mean you sweet sometimes he's sweet a lot of times a lot of times Yeah, besides I never have a problem with something when he always tells me that there's nothing wrong And that's what really annoys me about him What like for example whenever we went to that restaurant the other day and they upset me talking about my pants You should agree with that.
I'm like everything's fine like I want him to be more like yeah, babe You're right like I'll give you a pound of blood and be like you got this baby, right? Yeah, she's one minute support I'm sure not always I think that's just I think what you're describing is a relationship And you guys have to find the balance but both of you both of you because if he's making a point that that particular circumstance I'm not sure I was sure all my boyfriends in the past have been like yeah, babe, you're right Of course definitely she's definitely dated like a lot of more like This is lana rose. I'm just gonna lay down and take whatever she's offering type guys like I just tell her what it is You know what I'm saying like when she argues with me about dumb shit or what I consider to be dumb shit I'm like yo, this is dumb shit and I'm not willing to have his argument with you And she's like fine I'm fucking leaving and we argue for a little bit and then she leaves and then she calls me five minutes later and says Can I come back now? I'm like absolutely come on back But you're driving or paying for your own uber because I didn't make that fucking stupid argument You know you would pay for my uber back and you didn't make that argument happen What are you trying to do right now?
You all you do all day is literally sit in front of me and tell me how great I am and then you come on the show just on roasting Happening right now. You couldn't even explain why it's bomb dick Yeah, what do I feel like it fits really well? That makes sense. Yeah, like it's probably the best feeling one for my vagina that I've had It's like one of those good.
It's a good fit. Yeah, it's a good fit That's cool that maybe that means you guys are meant to be because I'm sitting between you right now and to be honest doesn't feel like you're a couple She's being mean today. I think she takes his route when she tries to like produce like quick comedy Like that she wants to just hit some bangs It's funny though. Maybe it's just like defensive because I don't want to talk about myself You are the guest of the show But also more than the guest of the show, you know, you're part of the family now.
It's like it doesn't have to be what you want to talk about That's interesting. I could give you some questions. Yeah, I have tons So he says she's part of the family now in you are and it started as a vlog, right? Like it started as a vlog.
I brought you in to surprise my friend Mike with you and now all of a sudden you're dating him That's kind of weird. Yeah, it's crazy. Remember you asked me in the car You're like in any way would you ever like be attracted to Mike? You're like Mike and I was like no fucking way You said you're like white guys.
Yeah, because you're her last husband or and people He was a Syrian. He wasn't white. Right. It's different.
And I was like the only white guy that you ever Why did you do that other white guy? Every story I have just collapses under the pressure of truth I'm just kidding. Has it been weird being integrated into our world and like this weird shit goes on at this house I'm not really used to like living like a normal life. I guess so it's not like that different for me That's maybe why you fit in like we're all kind of just misfits You know what's weird too?
Remember I told you this before like I felt really comfortable with you guys like just off the bat Like usually I have like really really bad anxiety like around new people and I won't talk at all I was so I wanted to do my best to be as respectful as possible Yeah, because I know like given your previous line of work I'm sure people treat you a different way act a certain way towards you even like that situation you're describing at the restaurant Yeah, um, which but can you you want to? I mean it might not have been the reason because we found out like there was like another girl who was wearing like a similar outfit Like literally like it was black pants with like cut out so then like issue was there's too much skin on your butt that was showing That's what they were saying yeah, but I mean these pants were like there wasn't really anything wrong That's sort of why like I internalized it as like they were discriminating against me because he knew who I was and I felt like They might have looked different on me than on someone else just because who I was But then there was another girl who I don't think is in the same one I work as me who was wearing somewhere outfit and they told her that she couldn't wear that too But she thought that it was because the color of her skin so we both because like both of our outfits weren't bad So we felt like discriminated against but I'm not sure if that was the key both he felt slighted I mean who knows if there's like actual validity in it and there might be I'm wondering though If it's the same guy and he just was like they're too hot they can't be here Let's look at as a holistic issues Have you have you dealt with that kind of stuff like in other parts of your life and like what has it been like I feel like we haven't given much context because we brought her as a friend like we talked like Danny the viewers about like when How long did you work for how did you get started? How long do you shoot for and how long have you been out for like it? Give us like a quick like 30 second like context that doesn't hurt me I Okay, so whenever I turned 19 well, I'm working adult like since I was like 16 Sorry, what's that not like porn though, but like I was like damn seeing from like 16 like I had like sugar daddies online whenever I was 16 Wait really?
I was still a virgin like I never slept with anyone. She was just hustling. Yeah I used to like to get like my first pair like strip or shoes I like found like guys on Craigslist that lived in like different states And I think like I used the name Danny and I was talking to that and I'm like And they like I like pick out strip or shoes that I wanted and they'd send them to me And I like I'd send the pictures like my feet in them and I was like 16 And so I got like my first pair of shoes and I went to the strip or shoes. What are strip or shoes?
Like the clearer like shoes Okay, and my mom saw them and she was like what are these for and like she's seen that they're for a different name And she was like really confused and I was like they're for my friend Was that was that before after you were Kitten that by the hippie mafia because that happened as well, right? Okay. How so explain that how old were you? I was like around the same time Right before okay, so can you explain this you were troubled teenagers or is it to say or you maybe just didn't find your way right off the bat?
Um, I had like something happened like earlier on and before that I was like a really good kid like I was in cheerleading like I was just like perfect And then I had like this trauma and then I found it like hard to fit in with people And so I found like these other people that were just really accepting of everyone and it was these hippies But they were actually like criminals they weren't right? Hippie criminals was a worse kind yeah, and then that's whenever like they like put me on to like Stirping like go get money. Oh, that's how it started. Wait.
You so you were working for them in a way Yeah, and like they were like doing other stuff like tell everyone it was like a group effort And what is a group effort to bring a collective of money to the whole yeah? So you could do what as a guess just like I don't know just probably for them to buy drugs I don't know was the leader Why did you do that just because there was a group of people to fit in with just 15 like I feel like when you're younger like belonging and having Friends is more important than it is whenever you're an adult and so then like I was kind of like my sister How she's like I just want to know what my friend And so that was like my most important thing whenever I was that age was just like having friends I guess I don't know. I don't feel like that now obviously I'm like a complete loner what um what was the trauma? Do you feel comfortable talking about it?
I probably can't I haven't even told my mom. Yeah, you don't have to Um and then and that eventually led to you being the small person that got put through windows to rob houses at one point right? Is that what it was? I never talked about the camera.
Well people don't know you're Well, people know that I went so I went to prison for like a year from like 16 to 17 Or like almost 18 actually as a result of that what I just talked about right? Yeah, and like I look out of this clan of hippies They're like bump up the jimmy handrix boys. We got house a rock today put the little girl through the window will make out with all the bricks What the fuck is going on out there? You should go imagine me the first time I'm hearing this story and in the relationship She's like well, she's like before I started doing porn when I was about 16 I was a house robber with the hippie mafia and I'm like, I'm sorry Can you just play that back one more fucking time?
But it's part of the overall story of me and her because I said this on no jumper and I said on a couple other podcasts as well her stories well crazy Or only as crazy as my craziest stories You know I'm saying not even and so a lot of her like yo What the fuck is she talking about fits in well with mine? What the fuck is he talking about? You end up with these two people have very troubled past but are now in very very good places as you can tell From a business and a financial standpoint She was able to use the industry for what it was worth for her And then now she's she's an Instagram model just like anyone else and she's got eight and a half million followers and she gets crazy engagement She's got a labor guinean and re and e6-3-mer-sates and a Range Rover and two houses and she's crushed it, you know And so she was able to pick up the pieces of her past and turn it into something that is wilder than most people ever Accomplishing their time life and so it's one of the really attractive things to me about her is just how she was able to flip that Where do you think of that? I'm trying to help you because I do the unfortunate thing especially when it comes to anxiety or even just mood is like there Some days she will talk a lot and I don't know if it's the rain or the weather or the set or something But she's being shy today.
Well, it's also because we're interacting on the set of a podcast not like his friends Like I'm here to ask you questions that I kind of already know some of the answers to It's more like the setting to like it's like very clinical and like that's what's like giving me a idea It's also stupid but the sign like wow Really? Do we turn this light off? No is it? Well, is there a chance like is there a chance that she's the only person that's mentioned this and we have a cold studio I mean it is a very no, it's just a very um Ginger sits next to me.
I'll make me feel better Is it like something that I can cuddle with? Yeah, I'm gonna give you con rest rest in peace. All right, P Kong I mean have we have we not thought about this is the set uh intimidating Dylan Actually all podcasts are now she's holding calm is this why she cuddles you? Is she always cuddling me?
Constantly is he a good color? He's really good and I saw an impulsive What the fuck what is that hold on Yeah, receive I saw it over This is kilo This is kilo in position eight. Uh, it seems like we've got to compromise liability on the set Uh, I'm gonna need someone to come in with a test immediately Get on the corona kids ASAP over All right cool Anyways, what was that cough? Yeah, you feeling okay because we know my cat upper respiratory block and a severe dry cough It's not like there's a two main centers of global virus.
I want to give it to him I think it's passed for both of us. We might have actually had corona earlier on I'm telling you this because you're gonna missionary sex. Oh, because you're coughing each other's faces this close We it started in my enemy at jake paul's fight. That's where I'll start it because I was super sick and I didn't want to go out Oh, I do remember that.
Yeah, that's not what started for me and then I gave it to him and that's what he was sick with like last week It's crazy to imagine that like within like a week of knowing her that we end up on this like journey to Miami together And we're locked up in a room with you and the girl that you were talking to I think that's why it worked though Because like when you're in a tight space like that with someone you bond very quickly, you know Yeah, like I even walked in on you guys having sex ones and I say walked in but I was in the kitchen And so yeah, tell the story Logan I was minding my business in the kitchen you remember this Point is I just like saw you guys, you know, it was like a second time So it was all it was like a heated it was yeah, so it's an important moment And you saw us and you were very playful about the situation I'm kind of happy that you stopped it because that was before me and my grabbing good sex and it was like so awful Yeah, I started happy that you intruded well, there's dude. I mean a lot of relationships are like that it takes like a very Particular Chemistry set to match up during sex and it sometimes doesn't happen right after that Yeah, the first two times like I thought like no way I'm gonna like date this guy or keep having sex with him because it was just So bad I was like this is so awkward and like horrible We like we like tried to like we like tried to like not force it But it was like in shared spaces like it was either next to you or next to Riley really like you you were being too like Like hyper about it like literally the second the time that you like stopped us he like Defense he was probably pretty fucking excited like Lana you are the number one porn star in the world I'm sure people coming with expectations for like what you're gonna do and what you're capable of and I don't do any of that Like I'm probably the first few times you have sex with me as well Like I'm not gonna be enthusiastic about it or do anything special because I don't like you enough yet Like for me the more I'll do during sex depends on how much I like you Yeah, how do you how do you I don't understand how do you turn that flip on like the line of roads? I saw on camera the three years ago like where does that come from well? That's just basically like I wanted to be good at my job So I think of things look nice a during a scene.
How should I act right really to make this scene better so that it sells better And so you know I can excel yeah Yeah, but did it feel like did you enjoy it like I feel like work at one point? I think whenever I first started I think I was like excited You know like new career this that and then there was a point where I was excited about like my fans reactions to my scenes And stuff like that saying oh, you're so good like this was so great And that made me feel good but like sexually it would like I never felt anything sexually doing it now Yeah, interesting by the way in my defense the reason I was so excited one of the reasons was one Obviously because what you said because it being her but two was we were in a room that had no door on it Saying with other with three other people in the fucking room and I when I found an opportunity I was trying to fucking strike quickly Exactly and then of course you walked in in this infamous scene of you interrupting chairs being thrown strangulation and also push never Stop my combusting in that right? Yeah, I can get tricky anyway Every time like you call me crazy like I just think of that because I was like the most over-judgerated reaction to something I can get away with so much now I pushed him like I salted my friend even before that he was so mad like you went from zero to one No, no, he was he went from frustrated to very very angry because I pushed him I think that was that I became like two men just going at it I think that was the closest I've been to getting to actually getting worse fight. Yeah, yeah, probably I've never seen him like that I felt like you guys are fighting a lot like on that trip and then I was like settled down close quarters We're living in the same room together that was that was like the day before that you guys really clashing like I don't think people understand the balance of being friends business partners vlog partners Podcast partners like I think people like watch the show turn on and they're like This is their relationship like like you guys you guys see the tip of the iceberg of what this relationship is the other 99.9% of it unfortunately is underwater.
It's like even with us fully exploiting ourselves like they don't know the daily back and forth of You know problems were up against business things were up against all of the dealings that go on all the all the stuff I mean I'm even Weary of that with you two because like I don't know anything about your relationship All I know is like I introduce you guys and like I put you guys on the vlog sometimes But every time you're like gone you disappear even like when you put her in your content like is it weird? I don't know just like being having more of your life on the internet now because you were typically pretty private Besides the stuff that people keep right Sharing anything that intimate like in the vlogs like it's just like our last vlogs funny So my last vlog you said you're trying to jerk my golf at CVS. Oh, yeah, that's funny It was funny but it did actually happen. I have a hard time sharing like actual personal stuff like that's so fine Like it's not it is it's not really amounting to like who I am as a person I feel like it is the polar opposite for everyone else.
I think so I think so oh, yeah, absolutely What do you mean of course? I have I have a different perception of like what's socially acceptable like sexually like to say I went out to say like the lines like kind of word for me because of like my past I feel like yeah, absolutely Why did you start doing porn? I never know the answer to that question I just like one day I think I was like 14 and I just like got the idea. I was like No way, but surely you were What's the possible weren't you the conscious of what people would think of it like you happen to come out successful?
I feel like I knew that I was going to be though like just that 14 I was like you're gonna be like the number one porn star do it really then you had that she had she thought about the same way You did it being number one or crazy Sorry pretty much like everything that I knew that I was gonna do with my life never I was younger like happened like exactly like it's kind of weird Manifestation I'm just so worried about the people who have like that goal in mind or a large goal a massive goal like that It does not happen like you got you a lot of your you're a point zero zero zero zero one percent When I have they have to like know that it's like not gonna happen How did you know that 14 I was like 110 percent sure like my guidance counselors in school my therapist was like that's not a good Idea like you can't what you said you were still but we're still a virgin at this point Yeah, so it didn't make sense at all like I haven't even had my first kiss Oh, and you wait why did you tell your guidance counselor at school? They're like don't you want to focus on school like don't you want to go to college like you're gonna be a loser? Like you're not gonna have any money you're not gonna do anything I was like no I'm gonna do this this and this and they're like well That's not gonna happen plus like you probably need therapy because who should do porn whoa yeah How would you know that you would even I feel like I'm missing like a key? Pocket of your life that would maybe explain a little bit more try the thing that she's not talking probably Yeah, which is which is fine because I've always been intrigued by this and by how you got to where you were because you also have this Like hustler mentality where you quite literally like game to the fuck out of the system and you still are today I Don't know just wake up every day and like work towards things.
What though is it? Is it what are you chasing money? Is it right now? I'm kind of like like I was just tell you about this other day Like I'm sort of feeling down because I feel like eventually you get to a point where you're like already on a high level And it's like what do I do next?
Yeah, and I like having a goal in waking up every day and working towards something I just don't have that right now and it's making me feel a little like down in depressed What about a goal of just maintaining happiness? Well, I think she's saying that happiness comes from yeah comes from success and like achieving things and I feel like if I think too much about Happiness then I'll be more depressed than sad This feeling is not uncommon dude like we talk about it all the time Steve Weatherford talked for a talk about when he came on I'm probably he won the Super Bowl and he was in the locker room and he's like Well now yeah, that's it and then he stopped playing football and started became a motivational speaker Tyson Fury won all the championship belts One he was at the top and it's like now what then he fell into a massive hole of depression and drugs Yeah, I honestly think like the climb to get to where you want to be is like the happiest so fun And that yeah, and then once you get it's just like you just wake up in the morning You're like what's my fucking purpose interesting I told her to pick a new a new goal because But why do I do like honestly like the higher you get in your career or just in life like you have less goals to choose from and it's like What is actually a realistic goal because you're are you are you you have any projects you're working on or anything any Endeav're that are undergoing in your life nothing that I'm like really excited or like passionate about maybe maybe try to get one I Just like pop in okay, that's it but I haven't had any of those like moments Mmm lately she started shooting some YouTube content. No, it's not for YouTube. It's for corn.
But originally it's like it's like YouTube content It has sexual tell it tell about it. Um, basically I decided to start shooting some vlogs Taking some inspiration for you guys or vlogs. Yeah, porn vlogs and then like I'm mixing like sex in with it It's not like it's like her and girls and toys like it's all going her own It's actually other women. Um, this sounds so bad, but I I'm really like bored of like doing sexual stuff on camera and so it's mostly I'm inviting young girls We're still excited about having sex on camera and then I have them do the flashing and sex on camera And I'm just I just basically direct them really Just like oh my friend.
She'll like be doing a vlog so I breakfast She'll take her shower and then like some girl will stop by that They'll be the one that like interacts actually so that goes important But the thing the thing is is I the other day She had been talking about doing YouTube stuff as well And if you look at especially the vlog that I put out if you're watching on Thursday on Tuesday two days ago She took over the vlog at one point It was welcome to the Lana show and I wish I could pull this up part up because it's so crazy how good she is when she gets rolling It's just I think like a lot of people I know I think a lot of people out there watching this right now can relate to being shy or When you first get put on to something to having to feel it out, but she's great on camera She's great on camera because most people watching this know that but in a different Whenever I'm recording stuff for your vlog that whenever it comes to like mine I'm like fuck what I do it's so much harder, right? It's so much hard when you overthink it's so much you have to you're thinking about everything and you sort of have to like you think about The story the lighting like how you're gonna edit it because you did I saw my show me that cut you did that jump cut We threw the clothes with the girl and she was also and it like it's cool You're like not just a point and shoot all the time. There's actually a strategy that goes behind it Does it is it hard for you to get into relationships like was this hard for you? I'm pretty much I'm a relationship person so I'd say I'm more comfortable in a relationship that not in one I guess just like finding a finding a dude who isn't insecure about your past, right?
I've never had guys not want to like date me because of like the porn thing I feel like cuz I'm so different in real life Like they don't even think about me like that once they get to know me But sometimes it is like like with my ex he'd get very upset like so we broke we were together Before I did porn and then we broke up because he went to prison for a period of time And then he got out and I had already quit porn So we got back together and the first you mind to really really difficult for him like because he while he was in prison You were shooting yeah, but he was telling me It's horrible He broke up with me though before he went to jail So he couldn't you couldn't have any say about like me shooting porn or anything is there a chance you just Spiked fucked all those dudes on camera cuz he went to jail. Oh, he broke He broke up with me wasn't nice. So maybe it's quite possible. Maybe you're I think that I felt like I felt like abandoned by him And so I was just like because there was I told you that I wanted to do porn whenever I was 14 And then I didn't do it for a while because I was with my ex and then also everyone was like You should try going to school and all this stuff So I tried that first and I tried putting off doing porn And so I guess whenever he broke up with me and just like left me I was like well No one cares about me anyway, so I'm just gonna go and do this oh yeah Blessing and I was just and a curse but like I don't really yeah I don't think it's like a spike thing was more like a sad thing like he doesn't care about me So why should I care about myself and I'm just gonna go do this but it turned out really well for me So I think part of the reason maybe also is because you're not shooting anymore.
Oh, I mean that's the reason why we're dating Like if she was still she wouldn't be we wouldn't be dating she knows that and and it's and it's that's not me saying Like you'll never do porn again It's as long as we have her relationship together. She won't be shooting scenes Do you know what I'm saying like if she found that she wanted to shoot scenes that was more important to her I would say I would give her my full blast Oh, well I've put now at this point I'd probably quite upset because I would want to lose her but like I want her to be successful and be happy in her life And whatever whatever that is but I think also there's a lot of people a lot of men Maybe watching the show or now or watch my content who have comments to make about her past when in reality like given the opportunity anyone of those guys would Drop to the fucking these away from you know what I'm saying Like these are those are empty problems as you said you've never had a problem with a guy in the past Once you show once you guys have interest in each other where they say oh you're past or what you're currently doing Yeah affects that yeah, I mean I understand if I'm still shooting like for example I told you I was talking about one guy Tommy I really liked and like I was working on months like getting him to date me like he didn't want to because he was friends I'm gonna find out get a girlfriend that I know about but I was like so so so close and like I like worked on him for like months and months And like he was finally gonna date me, but he still had a girlfriend So I signed the browser's contract and whenever I did that I was like I can't like have him break up with his girlfriend and then like I go and do this So I sort of like push him away I knew that I'd be fucking up his life if like Noble yeah, if you're gonna shoot again And then when we started talking because this is definitely a huge topic people that are fans of yours have been waiting for this new browser's content Have you talked about this at all? I mean we talked about it a little bit on you talked about on no jumper She wasn't there for that, but but yeah, what happened with the browser's contract and I mean what happened there? I don't think that I was actually gonna do it I just I was like breaking up with my husband like I was feeling bored in life kind of like the dancing thing And they like offered me all this money and like all this stuff and like I was just like this seems like it'll be exciting I offer like a spice to my life but also because I have that issue with like body fluids and I I just don't really want to have sex with a bunch of like random people I guess I don't think I actually would have been able to do it honestly She has this strange anxiety that I guess came came about recently came about recently of body fluids I don't understand how you went from like being so overcompreled it and just cool with anything to a point where you are You don't want anywhere near you now because I've Cuz I've seen some of the most disgusting come shots like what you just have talked about these you had one that looked like mashed potatoes And then you said no it was like boogers and luckily it didn't land on me It was a scene with two other girls It was a VR scene and we were sitting on like a rock and a pool and he was supposed to come on our faces And luckily I didn't get on me, but I just saw it on the other girls and I started gagging You got post dramatic yeah, I think that was the opposite of the PTCD I don't want to come in my mouth anymore on my face and I think I started like dodging it at that point After the male actor and like you've always had willing participants and now you have this like person that's like playing froggers They're like Just come shot to shooting all over the place missing missing People started noticing too because they're like why isn't Lana letting it get in your mouth anymore.
Yeah, whoa That's his reaction when you quite literally has no idea what the fuck to say to something like That's great, and I'm also and I'm also looking over at the one day when our sound our sound guy who monitors what's Set on this podcast isn't here to listen to Danny is just listening all our Christian sweet pure virgin Danny Everything is just right in her ears Brad Brad the sound engineer didn't come in because of Corona. Yeah, you're here Danny You're here dealing probably traffic Can see flex This is locked in she's locked in and clocked in what about you Mike. Yeah, how does a guy like you not being secure? In this relationship, so one thing that's really helped with me.
Are you talking about? Like you see the comments. Yeah, you see the kids in the real life. Yeah, not only is she you're great, right?
Yeah, I love you. She's like she's the breadwinner. Yeah, she got more clout And she has a notorious past three things that would take a fire most gentlemen You said a little bit on a 22 podcast, but I want to pick it right a little bit here Yeah, I think I think the biggest one is and I think what you're talking about from Adams Podcast is that it's regarding my past is that which piece you're talking about everything? I think I think more than anything the biggest thing is is knowing is knowing what's important to her I know what's important to her and so like she she has this past you know she has this has all the things that happen but Our relationship and what we've built between each other and like the care that we give to each other and how we feel about each other I know is so important to her and so like yes She has every single rapper in her DMS and every single football player across the world and soccer player basketball player Yes, like we know that it's been established But she quite literally deletes the messages in front of me She's like you are you are what I care about you are the thing that I care about and you're the thing that gets me off You know what I'm saying?
So when somebody like her says that to me like what am I gonna be insecure about? You know what I'm saying like just like it's like it's like I think a lot I think a lot of girls out there can relate to this So and I hope guys are watching this that feel insecure in the relationship can relate to it as well girls don't act like us They don't act like us. They don't act like guys do guys are in relationship And then they see the next hot piece of ass and they're like oh my god Like I wish I had those those today and that today and that today The richest man in the world could hit up whoever's watching this girlfriend right now And if it's a real one she won't answer that message because she has a relationship with you she has a mental connection with you Women create this strong Chemical and mental bond to their mates that is unbreakable in certain cases and I know in LA We have obviously have difficulties with that and people cheating all that kind of stuff happens But for the most part women are Our mates there they have a lifelong partner gene built into their their DNA into their code And so even the way that she loves in the first couple months of this relationship is very indicative of the kind of person She is she does not care how much money you have how many I touch down you through how much rap you've put out in the past She doesn't give a fuck she looks at me as the alpha of alphas. Is that true?
I mean I mean I'm a little bit but mike's the number one guy That's what the alphas You know at viral because on his vlog right he mentioned like an Australian soccer player with like a hundred plus million followers Yeah, soccer player with like 43 million It's like the two wrong ones. Oh, yeah, I think the cause drama because those two were like married something in this one single Okay, okay, that's good. Yeah, but I mean, no, I just I just don't and I also just like don't Similarly to her where she thinks about things differently in life. That's how I am too.
Do you know what I'm saying? I think about things very very differently Versus like with the average person like the average person like the average person would be like oh my god Like she's she's been with all these guys before me like how do I measure up? You know what I'm saying as long as she's telling me after our sex that it was incredible and that like and I'm Asher what I can change she's telling you we're communicating. I have no I have no issues What's whatever with that?
You know I'm saying so I think everybody has a past everybody's been through stuff And I guess I'm just it's easier for me to get past that kind of stuff and just live in the now and what I see in the now Is a very very sweet girl who's driven and beautiful and focused and hilarious and I love spending time with her And that's that's what I see that's what I have damn that's what we don't fuck up a I'll say you a video of what she's like when she when she turns on I just want Yeah, Mike you said my point no no no no no no wrong turn on yeah go back just a little Be awful like everyone just watch or get gang bang now right now here in the I think you're a very very very sweet girl You guys like Bonnie and Clyde I'm just gonna say outlaws driving away in a Lambo Delana shift yeah, it's my cute man. I'm happy for you. I'll also fuck you I didn't make that the editor did but but you see how she can like when she gets comfortable like from a dialogue standpoint I'm like if you did that on your vlogs like you'd get millions of views You stay close to them like babe I can try I told you guys I was gonna be really bad at this No, you're fine. That's the infamous Riley read my life.
Oh really? Yeah, she did throw it. Should I see you can put it on Well This conflicted no first of all I don't think it's Somebody was just talking I don't know she did get pretty far I Don't think Stairs later in the sea like Personal knowledge whether or not you could do it. We could also sanitize it Riley like this and she just goes oh I don't know she had a technique though.
I feel like I have a bigger mouth than Riley though My whole head's bigger than her head how weird is it when there's like when you're talking to a pornster when there's like Or I was feeling like she's like your little sister my girlfriend and like you talked about this guy stuff Like Much bigger than rise I'm like that's nice. Yeah, I'm just like I'm just like this normally like if like her like his So when they're on the show I'm like yeah, why don't you fucking show the fucking on and I'm just like I'm like I hope she fucking stops it That's crazy. I was gonna ask you this because you mentioned this in a vlog before that you like fast sex, right? That's what made the super written speedy sex.
What does make a guy go to sex? Um, well with Mikey I just like every time we have sex like every single type of stroke like he doesn't just do one So I guess this is it because you care. I think it's big I hate to say this but I think it's because of I've been at it for a long time I've always experienced everything like that kind of gross is now like everything Well, that's why I think like why is he still good at sex and I'm like fuck it's cuz he's fuck someone girl Oh, no, well, that's also been the other kind of savior and this is the thing I talked about on Adam That's been the other savior for us like if I was like some like if I was Dan the male Danny coming into this relationship Some simp guy that's like trying to figure out like no, no, I just did a virgin just a virgin that's all I mean I'm sorry. I don't know how it came out But if I was just like if I was like a virgin like simp dude who came into the relationship never having sex before and just like I'm okay with the fact that you've done all that stuff.
Dave. No, I think it takes an experience cowboy to wrangle the style That's not what I mean either. That's all I mean is like my past is is fucked too It just doesn't happen to be on camera. Do you know what I'm saying?
So I got one time with the VCR that's sure that we talked about on the show before But like I think another thing you could speak to it more But I think another thing makes a good lover to and maybe you could test as well as the details are like even as much as like Creating a girl's head when you're in missionary she doesn't have anything to put her head on for some reason like the pillow moves You know what I'm saying like certain like little moves like are the details that come along with experience You know what's helped me a lot is my wrestling background really? Yeah, just like I know how to like manipulate bodies and like I'm always aware of where all your like limbs are and where your head is Like WWE no like wrestling wrestling It's real but like a limb big Both my parents are pre-elipic were you athletic? I take back what I said about your babies guys Yeah, we should just go something else pretty upset when we got home. I was upset with myself Logan took me More than anything he was not even bringing her into it Basically he was just saying Mike is gonna have a good babies Which was and at first like we joke really hard at each other the first time He said something like that though like one time we were sitting on the love sacks and Logan was like you don't want to have kids With him like you should have kids with me you said something like that Anyone else there was a judge you to say the verbatim otherwise I don't remember like exactly I didn't tell you Something like that like what I need to verbatim try to say what I said That's whenever I told you like that our kids would look like I'm buying on my ice I don't I think you were I don't remember exactly what I'm talking about like from a sperm donor point of view not like me and Logan like oh Oh, I think it was cuz um I forgot you said you didn't want a kid you did want a kid And I said I'll donate my sperm to cause you know she wants to use a certain That was it anyways do you do you uh do you want to talk about the surrogate situation at all like not why but like you want She wants to have a carrier for a trial.
She doesn't want to have an extra she wants to Kim and Kanye do Really? Oh really? Most of the time what David doesn't realize because he was roasting me forcing that I want to use a surrogate and a sperm donor A lot of people use surrogates. It's because they can't have kids naturally.
Where can you go? Can you go? Can you I'm not sure I've had because I was trying to have a baby with my ex husband and I did have a miscarriage So I'm not sure That's completely valid and I wasn't really looking to use a surrogate until after that happened. So David you should feel very bad about your I'm so sorry I'm thriving chaos and calamity fucking and excitement.
Yeah, it was me. I apologize over This is cute. We do confirm. We have a cough on deck.
I'm gonna need a negative pressure outload of this room in the next 35 minutes, please Designer babies David has a problem with designer babies. David wants babies that are born out of love I agree with him. I do I really do but I believe that the route we are going down is closer and closer to a place where designer babies are more Accepted. We've been talking about this for years.
I bet you buy 20 35 20 40 people are there's more designer babies You know coming to fruition people want a certain color skin. They want the certain color eyes. They want the right brain It's not just about that whenever you make a baby chemically through the lab like with an egg test to be your egg Baby They can test the egg for certain genetics like Yeah, so I could make sure that my baby doesn't have schizophrenia like my sister because Growing up and seeing that like it was really really hard for me and my mom So I honestly wouldn't want to raise a kid with that because it's very Very hectic even like my mom's still babysitting her to this day So it's important to me like not to end up in that situation for sure. I think there's a a buttload of uh complications that come in 2020 nowadays or anyways with Test tube babies.
So I've heard really yeah still yeah, just like to come out. I mean obviously it's not a natural way of conception Why do you think they come out as like psychopaths? No, no, no, I just know there can be a lot of health Complications should something not go right in the test tube that is incubating your child We've watched a lot of shows. There is a documentary on Netflix about it actually We document you want to talk about that?
That she leaves our up forever listening we know that she says whenever when she should be saying when and she says she calls him documentaries They it's like they just didn't just come to the issue. She says document here's my question in the document where you're talking about was called We watched it. Yeah, it was a cold again, right? It was part of like a series.
It was a series full pot series. I can't remember watch it on the garage that time. Anyways, um Here's my question. Implo- yeah, it's called uh Unnatural selection.
We talked about the show before here's my question employees are imperfect Employees as you know better than anyone employees are imperfect right? The people that are doing lab and designer babies are at the end of the day employees What stops said employee from accidentally putting the genome for lettuce into your kids armhole and now your kid comes out and he has a cabbage A cabbage as an arm. Do you know what I'm saying? Like that kind of shit doesn't happen when it's from the egg That only happens when they take the like genome three to the whole four it does sometimes with the cabbage in bro or like kale What if your baby has toes made of kale Can you fucking imagine that shit or a fish head if it's a physical thing they would be able to early on and they would obviously like So like your cabbage aren't baby just gets sliced and died put them in madam madam So We're so far You ever shoot porn again no really because I heard you're trying to drag my friend into your only fans And I won't let him do it like his hand maybe Is your hand been an only face no one time I asked him to use his hands in my video, but he said no Is that ever gonna?
Are you ever gonna break don't do it Mike? No, I don't I don't want him to because I don't want I care too much about him like eventually like at some point we're probably not gonna be talking anymore We're probably gonna we're probably gonna break it and I don't want you to hold on so let's back it up who pre-rex a relationship We need to talk about this. I know this at dinner too. Everyone breaks up at some point Are you by guys?
I guess I'll just finish the show without you So guys you can sign up on my only She's she sharp. Why would you say that babe? How long do we have left? Am I at risk today?
No, babe I said this because the point that David had is why wouldn't you have a baby with someone that you love and my you don't love me No, I don't like wait Show is just tumbling down My point was what's the percentage of people that get divorced like Yeah, no one really stays together forever. So at some point like not no one half Tired now lower lower lower. Are they really happy? Are they really happy?
So whenever gets to that point where you're not happy in a relationship I think that you should leave well you've had the luxury and I've had this too of Kind of being able to do whatever the fuck you want when you want and the moment and I probably relate to you here the moment I get uncomfortable with something I have the privilege to be able to cut the cord Yeah, but there's like something noble about staying in a relationship and making it work With like my ex-husband like probably for like half of like the last year that we were together I really didn't want to be with him anymore and I told him that but like I stayed just to make him happy because Did you guys go to a couple therapy? Um, no, I don't think that we did but I'm talking about making a true effort No, we really did well I made a true effort He was still really happy in the relationship and I tried to stay for a really long time just because I knew if I left It was gonna lower his sperm count. No his um chance of beating coronavirus. No cabbage arm disorder See it's even better 45% of marriages in the United States today ended divorce But to her point 60% of second marriages ending divorce.
You think they get it right and so you're absolutely right There's a good chance And I'll be spanking myself What I think is gonna happen is Mike sad that he doesn't want to get married ever and he doesn't want to have kids ever So what I think is gonna happen is that I'm gonna want to do those things and he's not going to want to and that's where we're gonna like Partly, he's learning about both those things. He also said he'd never be in a relationship and I've never seen him like this ever The day he came to me and this was sort of He came to me and he was like hey, man. I think I think she's finally like crossed that line I was like she broke through the wall. I go what do you mean Mike you and I was like what do you mean?
What's it recently? No, no What was it? Tell me not because it makes it look too desperate one makes it look like a dickhead Was it like? No, I can't say Instead of the time.
No, no, no, the point is you broke it you broke it and like I've lost my friend So I'm gonna need him back soon. You broke it You can't have him back It's just gonna go worse for you. Okay, I'm slowly dragging You she had a drag me kicking and screaming dude And at first at least if you're a liar like I'm impulsive the other day you said that you don't like cuddling like he's like the biggest I say I say to her here's what I say before bed before we go to sleep at night She tries to she tries to face the face caught on me which for like for like sleep it And then I say to her head right here No, so she does that and I always get hot and I also there's like a lot of breathing and obviously potential riders And also worst case scenario you have like Potentially someone looking at you where sleeping which obviously is the scariest thing in the entire world There's nothing scarier and so I always say the same line for her say assume the position That's what I say door and that means flip over facing away for me And I'll give you the arm yeah, and I give her the arm and then as soon as I hear this We put then you have to turn it over and then I flip it the other way and then she tries to spoon in the middle of the night But I'm not a huge cuddler but one thing I will say about her also She over the past my you're sending a fucking novel to Charles Emerson. What the fuck are you doing right now?
You know right notes one the other thing Now I was doing that the other thing she's done to is had some high profile freakouts When we've woken up when she's walking up in the middle and I heard you started screaming one night You had a nightmare, huh? Oh because he was like babe. Can you move over? It wasn't every first-star dating whatever You can't you whenever whenever whenever the first Whenever is a broad spectrum we first started dating logan paul.
I'm helping you um I guess he was like babe. Can you move over and I just started screaming I thought that I was sleeping next to like a scary Jeffery dog many ways you are sleeping extra scary about why do you say that just like what you don't want his ex-girlfriends told me She like came to my show in York I guess I wasn't his ex-girlfriend, but it was a girl He used to talk to that grew up with him and she just kind of followed me around the club the whole night saying my sister I can't believe he likes you so much you should have asked her what that word meant and you know what she was I was back and forth between cells you have a psychopath do you know what she would have said if you asked her what the word meant? Somebody's studying sociology any normal human should not be diagnosing people so Like there's a sociopathic spectrum every single human somewhere on it some people are zero some people are 100 So welcome you up there. I'm definitely more sociopathic welcome to welcome to yeah She's welcome to humanity like everyone changes every day anyway what?
So woke me up there night We got a fight at like what time we get oh she was trying to leave the house at 4 30 a.m. Because she was telling me that I don't really like her We got up we got she woke me I look up I look up next to my bed and she goes and she goes babe I can't get out the front door. I'm like probably because you're not supposed to be at the front door since 4 30 a.m. You're supposed to be sleeping Right fucking there.
So we do it's like I want to leave you don't like me and I know it and I'm like babe So the fuck down I like you a lot. I think even more if you're right here. I'm sleeping right now She's like I gotta get out of here. So finally I convince her I'm like listen I don't know what you feel we talked about she gets back in bed then of course you have the breakup what happens next to the makeup Sex and now it's 4 45 now.
I'm looking at the watch I gotta get up and fucking like the fuck so I finish about a an hour later She she starts she wakes me up out of sound sleep and she's like Bugs bugs bugs everywhere With this chick right now I gave her CBD worms and I think she they're 3,500 milligrams. She's a person her side She might take a half. She's like babe. Can I take two or three of these?
I'm like if you want to have fucking lucid dreams. Yeah, go for it. I just start ranting with her bugs No, I was like baby It's weird like over here and then I realized that there weren't bugs and at that point like I already thought that like I like fucked up from like basically Keeping my friend up I'm drawing a tantrum at 5 a.m. And then I wake up and have like a It's like a differentic up is Guys, please help me And I was like shit.
I really fucked up. He's gonna break up with me Hear a lot of stories about your guys relationship that makes me really want to be in a relationship and then it stories like that I'm so happy that I'm not they're just little things then and you look past them and you say you know like babe Like I don't know what you're going through last night, but we work past I mean there there's one time where I took a edible I think or like a CBD that had like THC in it or some shit and I was laying on the bed And I couldn't get out of my mind that I thought that if she smiled at me She would have cornice teeth and it became a massive fear of mine I'm like I know as soon as she opens her mouth She's gonna have cornice teeth rose of corn on the cob is teeth and then later on that night She was giving me head and I couldn't stop thinking that she was giving me head with corn teeth And I couldn't come because I was because I kept thinking like there's no friction one of her teeth was gonna pop in the popcorn Also, you're just saying a lot of weird thing, but I anyone stopped talking on my head. You don't say You know what and you know what her first thought was I was clearly really going through it right now I should fuck with him and she goes she's like she's like babe. Oh my god What the fuck is on your face right now?
And I'm like what I'm like why are you doing this if you're fucking me please stop I'm not fucking with you something is on your face right now It's growing and I told her I was like what if you did that to me and I immediately ran and jumped out the window off the second Sort I just ran and jumped through the glass out the window What would you have done and that's why you have to think before you do those jokes to people that are maybe not a hundred Sentimental stable like myself David before no he smokes a lot. Yeah, I was like I was like did work I feel your sharpen David's they type her oh conscious and just like aware of everything I think he was full for it. Yeah, I see shake him his head No, it's tough to get David You're devious. I've seen you fuck with him a lot.
You've even tried to fuck with me Yeah, maybe it was me try to fuck with you actually How much like I my relationship with David obviously Mike me and Omar starting to go What's going on why are you why are you guys not like I need you to be the closest with it? You're gonna be the best man that is weird. We got our 60% are you sure? Are you sure?
Are you sure? David David doing it said I mean wait wait wait I hug Dave multiple times today. I don't think I've ever given you a hug I like to hug my boys girls Until we're in the kitchen at 2am No, I just had like my issues and past with like that. So I'm like yeah, but like I think it's I don't know actually That's a good point that you've made also you might also just be a little more integrated I really am and I'm also integrated and I've had this problem other integrated people were like I Won't interact with them because they don't yeah, so we're gonna be it yeah after the podcast ends are gonna be sitting like Across the room like this What's the name of a person who's an introvert and an extrovert because I think that's me an ambiver That's because in many ways like am I actually this you know you're an introvert right now is like we mean She's like you like don't leave your house you like talking to new people and yeah in many ways It's true, but many ways is fucking not like I'll be the person at the grocery store I mean you guys pictures me talking to like everyone where you were you naturally like that or did you have to grow that?
I've always been out going oh, yeah, I've always been out going I just like I think I'm really comfortable with the people I do have around me and like I don't know you're still like semi-new right? So I don't know if I've made it as much of an effort as I probably should have now that you guys are especially getting like serious to Learn everything about you. How do you? Sorry?
I don't think you need to know everything about me. What do you want from me? I'm all right. I don't know.
It's just I was just pointing it out, but it's I mean I don't have like an objection towards it I mean that's not weird. I'm always with you guys too. We're just talking about nonsense Well, I mean we're all just we're all just completely you know entangled in our own lives like think about it like she sees David He's David's usually just moping David's usually just moping around I thought about that It's also it's not even like we're shooting them. Yeah, but there's a lot of times.
He's not shooting you're working out You're 24-7 when David's not shooting he's in moped mode. He's a fucking moped. He doesn't work out. He doesn't do anything He said moped loves moping if he was close to any kind of automobile be a moped That's true.
No, that's true. That's the best that's the best Now you wouldn't this the safest place to be you ever gonna shoot point him didn't you? I don't know. I feel like I'm just double check guys.
No babe. I'm not we might hate two million subscribers We might uh we might be done. I feel like that was a lot Lot heated up heated up during the second half. It's great.
It's just straight like I said just strange like balancing Objectivity like feelings for check it out. It's true business friendship Relationship Content not to be respectful while getting content. This is dynamics weird. Yeah, just me Yeah, if you watch this and it didn't seem like it flowed like normal.
We're all just like kind of walking Like I literally like suck at like these like interview podcast style things like I'm so bad at it Um, do you think you suck at it because you think you suck at it? Oh So I don't know what for some reason it's just like whenever I sit down like to do something like this I just get like really bad anxiety and I'm so bad at talking whenever I have anxiety I'm actually glad you can't because we talked about having you on much earlier But I'm glad we brought you on now that you especially are this involved and you know all of us a little more And this is like a semi comfortable environment at least Yeah, for sure because we talked about having you on like like six months ago before you guys even met before any of the vlog shit Honestly, like I probably wouldn't have came because like what you were talking about like I hate also hate doing like interviews and stuff Because people only want to ask me ever for and like sexualize me the whole time It's like I don't want to talk about for sure for sure You know what the cure is for anxiety on the set What? 170 episodes because let me tell you when I sat in that seat for episode one I ran off and cried really why didn't cry but it was really sweaty That's all right. So what happens?
That was a great episode a lot of things are coming out. We're gonna find you on instagram Just my name guys. What about only friends? Do you want to plug that like are you sure?
Well guys a lot of roads on instagram. Thank you for joining us for this episode on pauls if you had that subscribe button We love you guys and we'll just in next that's the best I got I'm sorry