E53: 30 Annoying Things About Living in a Small Town?

A hit piece came out railing against small towns and it ain't pretty. We're not just going to sit here and take it either. No! We are going to just sit here and talk about it! Let's do our best to keep it positive as we debate things like having to drive everywhere, gossip always getting back to the wrong person, and the use of the word adorable. Oh, what's that? We're out of time? Well, at least we get through the first half of this list.