E96: The Audition

Perhaps someone put broken glass under the accompanists tire that morning, or offered them a hefty incentive to not make it on time-perhaps the spy handler conducting my black ops even instructed me to podcast about this incident so that the accompanist can counter with some harrowing experience in order to make me sound like an insensitive diva for telling this story. Someone would have to be very powerful to interfere with an audition like this.