Earth Oddity 274: Porch Pirates

News Links for the WeekMan with three parrots wanted for robbery in Fairfax County: https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/virginia/fairfax-county/man-with-three-parrots-wanted-for-robbery/Georgia Man Arrested for Stealing His Neighbors’ Entire Front Porch: https://themessenger.com/news/georgia-man-arrested-for-stealing-his-neighbors-entire-front-porchFlorida woman’s finger severed in library drop box: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/08/23/florida-womans-finger-severed-in-library-drop-box/Wedding drama erupts as bride explodes when young boy wears white, couple no longer speaking: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/wedding-drama-erupts-bride-explodes-boy-wears-white-couple-no-longer-speaking51-year-old man facing charges after driving Power Wheels Jeep under the influence: https://www.whas11.com/article/news/local/indiana/indiana-man-arrested-driving-power-wheels-jeep-impaired-vincennes/417-0709ad18-2eb5-44d2-a604-ae2f6f3042ecSomalian sports minister apologizes after slow 100-meter runner goes viral at university games: https://apnews.com/article/somalia-slow-runner-video-2bafeb6d93de898d9c3cb36070c285ccVisit our brand spanking new home on the web @ www.earthoddity.net!!!We would to thank Cajun Curl Original Spice for their support! For some spice that's extra nice that taste spicy but doesn't feel spicy, check them out over at www.cajuncurl.com. Be sure and use coupon code "EOP10" and get ten percent off your order.Special thanks to Silencyde for providing the music! Check out his music on Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/silencyde or on his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/Silencyde and on Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/Silencyde/Like what you hear? Please consider joining our Patreon. Sign up at the $5 dollar level and get access to Earth Oddity Extended where you get an extended version of the show and an all exclusive show once a month! You can find that at www.patreon.com/earthoddity.