Earth Oddity 70: Fake News Generator

News Links for the Week:Open A.I.'s new text generator: https://talktotransformer.com/Man allegedly hiding drugs in backside accidentally shoots himself in testicles: https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles.ampWashington becomes first state to legalize human composting: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/washington-becomes-first-state-to-legalize-human-composting/Two Texas men die after attempting to ‘jump’ open drawbridge: https://katc.com/news/around-acadiana/calcasieu-parish/2019/05/24/two-texas-men-die-after-attempting-to-jump-open-drawbridge/Connecticut Fugitive Says He'll Surrender if 15,000 People 'Like' His Wanted Poster on Facebook:  https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Connecticut-Fugitive-Surrender-Facebook-Like-Wanted-Poster-510272771.htmlForest Grove man stole daughter’s cookie sale money to pay for erotic massage, prosecutors say:  https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2019/05/forest-grove-man-stole-daughters-cookie-sale-money-to-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.htmlSpider scare leads to Georgia woman's van rolling into river:  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/spider-scare-leads-georgia-woman-s-van-rolling-river-n1008216Having sex was just a pipe dream... Boy, 16, has to be freed with a circular saw after getting his penis stuck in toilet plumbing during bizarre tryst in Malaysia: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7061689/Malaysian-teenager-penis-stuck-pipe-sex.htmlWe would to thank Cajun Curl Original Spice for their support! For some spice that's extra nice that taste spicy but doesn't feel spicy, check them out over at www.cajuncurl.com. Be sure and use coupon code EOP10 and get ten percent off your order. Special thanks to Silencyde for providing the music! Check out his music on Soundcloud here:https://soundcloud.com/silencyde or on his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/Silencyde and on Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/Silencyde/We want to hear from you! Please email the show [email protected] You can also follow us on Twitter @_earthoddity and on Instagram at _earthoddity. You can call us at (662) 493-2059! Please don't hesitate to leave us a voicemail, we want to hear your voice!  Also like us on Facebook here and while your there, don't forget to join our group page and take part in all the hilarity that ensues! Have a great week and we love you! God bless you every one!