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If what the hell happened here, we pull a case of straight from the headlines right to you. We want to make sure you all know what's going on in this crazy world and it's most often in Florida because what the fuck is happening in Florida? That should just be the series name. What the fuck is happening in Florida?
WTF2. I think they can even tell us. Are you okay? Blink once.
I do have to pee now. I say blink twice if you have to go poop. Anyways, let's talk about it. Get right into it.
Pull straight from the headlines. We're going to go over what the hell happened here. On April 9, 2020, in Flagler County, Florida, deputies arrested a woman. They say placed Easter eggs with explicit images in strangers' mailboxes.
The Easter Bunny came early, folks. Deputies were alerted to the behavior of 42-year-old April Sustoni. Wednesday evening after they received multiple calls that she was allegedly placing Easter eggs in mailboxes, which for those who don't know it is illegal to open someone's mailbox and put shit in it. Fun fact.
She later admitted to placing the images in the mailboxes and said she was educating people, according to the county sheriff's office. Quote, our team did a great job in tracking this deranged offender down. Taking her into custody said sheriff Rick Stolly. Thankfully, she did not appear to be sick with COVID-19 symptoms.
That's what they were worried about. When you were running COVID through her Easter eggs. There were Easter egg porno images. Investigators said the Sustoni told them she gave up more than 400 pamphlets recently.
And the eggs were found to have a cracker in the shape of a fish, one sheet of toilet paper, a powdered drink mix, and a crumpled piece of paper containing pornographic images according to officials. And the crackers definitely unwrapped. It's not even cool shit. It's not even cool.
It's not even cool shit. A cracker in the piece of toilet paper and porn. The crackers definitely unwrapped. It's not like, yeah, it's even in a pack.
Even in a pack, crackers coming like two. It would be when you get them out like a dine or something. And Sustoni was arrested and charged with 11 counts of disturbing, distributing obscene material and additional charges were pending. Her issues are so much sass.
I know she was a proud of her. I was just doing the large work. I mean, the Easter egg, I was certain my drinks next year too, you bitch. The Easter money wasn't providing.
So mama came to town. Four hundred fucking Easter eggs with crackers. I was talking about crackers really quickly. The only crackers I would accept are one of two, one of three maybe chicken crackers which shout out to Melissa and Matt for showing those to me and making me love them with all my heart.
I don't know why they're called chicken crackers but they are called chicken crackers. Two, rich crackers always love them. They're always a joy to put into the night. And then three, I don't know what they're called but they're that buttery in the green box.
Yes. It's sort of them with soup like at a park. They're like, that's on crackers leaves. Got it.
They're the best buttery rectangular gorgeous. You get two of them chef's kills. They go great in soup. They crumble nicely.
They have that buttery, salty, beautiful taste. They're all three of those slaps. Yeah. You guys around those lance crackers?
They're the cheesy crackers with the peanut butter. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That was a snapper.
I know that's a sandwich cracker. You can't count rich bits right? No. Different category.
We can't even count. We're in different schools. I'm not a big cracker. I like crackers with cheese on them.
I'm not a big. Besides the buttery ones that I was describing or the chicken crackers that are seasoned, I'm not a big cracker person but I do have a question for you guys. What would you consider cheeses? They're in the crowd.
I live in the cracker aisle. Yeah. You got to call them crackers. No, maybe that is on the list.
I love some white cheddar or whatever they're fucking called white. Yeah, white cheddar. What else would they be if they weren't a cracker? I mean, they're not.
They're not. They're not. They're not. They're calling tips.
It's like, is it a hot cracker or is it a snapper salad? Because like everything can be a sandwich or a salad. If you think about it hard enough. Like it's macaroni, a sandwich or a salad.
It's closer to a salad. But yeah, that's this case. Crazy shit. I don't know.
That's like the Easter egg. Oh, I don't know. Nobody sent me a chef or Easter anymore. Like it's not like she's hiding it in your yard for your kids to find.
Like she was gingerly placing them in people's mailboxes illegally. And she just wanted to spread the word of the Easter buddy from down under. And not Australia. I mean, like, you know, in the fiery bits of wherever the fuck.
I mean, I probably would have laughed, but there would have been somebody who saw it and got their panties in a bunch. And I'll take like that seriously though. Although like, you're right. She could have put way more offensive shit in there.
But like, like maybe if she like did it. Oh, oh no. I just threw peanuts between it and it went in her water bowl. Okay.
Oh, okay. Oh, she just pulled it out and she's going to bring it onto my bed. Oh God. But you guys, that was a crazy WTH3.
Don't put Easter eggs in your neighbors. No boxes when they're unsolicited, especially if they have a piece of toilet paper or a crafter or graphic imagery. And what was anything that she put in there? Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.
That actually sounds kind of crazy. I want her to drink mix was that that's where I was trying to play as a mess. I wonder if it was like Gatory, but they weren't allowed to name drop for like legality reasons. But in any case, y'all happy Easter, happy past.
Over happy Ramadan spread the wealth. Don't give people Easter eggs when they don't want them because not everybody celebrates the holidays that you do. Not everybody wants a porn or a Easter egg or a porn to yourself. But you can send it to Matt.
Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's been really, really fun. I'm going to go eat.
Peanut's going to go eat. We're going to get some sleep. Not everybody. We're going to eat some crackers.
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