Edgar Allan Poe | Satanic Poet

Poe: father of American horror, pioneer of the macabre, and — according to at least one theory — a man who caught rabies from drinking bat blood at a Satanic ritual before his final, chaotic hours in Baltimore. Unfortunately, the official data also suggests 66.6% of poets are child molesters, and Poe is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statistic.This episode, Satan Is My Superhero shines its black light on one of gothic literature's most influential weirdos. We cover the Faustian bargains, the occult obsessions, the time Satan literally refused someone's soul because Hell was already well-stocked, and the genuinely unhinged theories about how Poe died. We also cover the cousin. We cover the cousin extensively.Tightly scripted. Fully produced. Deeply uncomfortable about poets as a category.Look, if you've made it this far, you already know you're one of us — the kind of person who started this episode thinking "interesting literary history" and ended it reconsidering the entire genre of poetry.Patreon supporters get two bonus episodes a month, early ad-free access, plus exclusive extras including music videos, audiobooks, and behind-the-scenes content that probably contains more facts about dead creeps than anyone needs.(Satan is contractually obligated to inform you that 66.6% of Patreon members are NOT child molesters, and the ones who aren't poets are definitely fine.)👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here www.patreon.com/satanismysuperheroCONTINUE THE JOURNEY - If this episode has left you with complicated feelings about canonical Western literature, good news — we've been here before. John Milton gets the Satan Is My Superhero treatment in episode 5 on Paradise Lost — the one that started the whole "Satan as misunderstood icon" conversation in English literature. And unlike Poe, Milton (as far as we know) kept his hands to himself. Which makes him officially the best poet in the SIMS data set, which frankly isn't saying much.👉 Listen to PARADISE LOST | The Original Dark Lord Fanboy Here SAUCES- Primary sources, figures, and texts referenced in this episode:Le Duc de L'Omelette (1832) — Edgar Allan PoeBon Bon (1832) — Edgar Allan PoeSilence — A Fable (1838) — Edgar Allan PoeDevil in the Belfry (1839) — Edgar Allan PoeNever Bet the Devil Your Head (1841) — Edgar Allan PoeReverend George Bush, Professor of Hebrew and Oriental Literature, NYU (yes, that George Bush's ancestor; yes, we verified this)Further reading exists. It is extensive, peer-reviewed where possible, and organised in a system that made complete sense at 2am. A full bibliography is available on request, or you can just trust us — we're basically the Reverend George Bush of podcast research.GET IN TOUCH - Got a story about a dead Victorian pervert, a weird local legend, a theory about how your favourite author made a Faustian deal, or just a burning need to defend the honour of poets everywhere?📬 [email protected] mail welcome. Fan mail mandatory. If you are a poet, please disclose this upfront so we can route your email appropriately.Send us Fan MailSupport the showWelcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs. Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.