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Satan is my Superhero
by Judas Falling
What if The Da Vinci Code was written by a drunk youth pastor on Facebook Marketplace? Hosted by sarcastic duo Judas and Lexi — two Australian atheists with Kiwi roots, punk rock souls, and a frankly irresponsible amount of research hours — this fast-paced comedy show drags religion, Satanic Panic, biblical lore, conspiracy theories, religious grifters, and supernatural bullshit straight to hell. With sharp satire, studio-recorded sketch comedy, original music, and deep dives into occult history, moral panic, religious deconstruction, and the weirdest corners of human belief, we fight holy water with historical facts and a killer soundtrack. You can expect televangelist takedowns, historical myth-busting, bizarre recurring comedy characters, and original tracks from our comedy punk band, The Genuine Hoots of Joy. It is perfect for skeptics, atheists, ex-Christians, metalheads, lore nerds, and anyone fascinated by humanity’s endless ability to invent demons in
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Book of Revelation Chapter 9 | 200 Million Fire-Breathing Horsemen
In Revelations 9 our favourite cranky god unleashes 200 million horses with lion heads, breathing fire out BOTH ends (insert fart joke) because apparently hell needed a cavalry! Which is pretty metal of him, not gonna lie. First up: some scary monster locusts clearly designed by a committee, none...
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Jim Henson's (accidental) Satanic Panic (Part 2)
As Big Bird sang "It's Not Easy Being Green" at Jim Henson's funeral, fundies managed to somehow twist this wholesome moment as evidence of a Satanic conspiracy. So how did the internet turn the nicest man in Hollywood into the Devil? Join us in Part 2 as we venture into The Dark Crystal…
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Jim Henson's Muppets — A CIA Plot To Turn Everyone Gay (Part 1)
Jim Henson escaped a cult, met a ouija ghost and used the power of colourful puppets to help the CIA turn Sesame Street gay... allegedly. America amirite? In Part 1 of our completely unnecessary two-part descent into Jim Henson lore, we follow the creator of Kermit, Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster...
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Jesus | Why Is He So Hot?
The Bible forgot to tell us what Jesus actually looked like, so ye olde artists just went with: really, really, really ridiculously good-looking. And almost always naked for some reason? Christianity somehow ended up with a silky-haired, muscular, half-naked thirst trap Jesus who has been turning...
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White Jesus!
How do you become a white supremacist whilst worshiping a brown Jewish fellow? You just rewrite the entire Bible until Everyone in it is white! Our Palestinian mate, White Jesus, takes us from the (very brown) early depictions of Jesus to British Israelism, the Ten Lost Tribes, an alleged…
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Coven | Heavy Metal's Forgotten Mother
Black Sabbath says they never heard of Coven and we, of course, believe them... it's just that the calendar appears to have some follow-up questions. Eight months before Sabbath dropped their debut, a Chicago band named Coven had already arrived armed with Satanic lyrics, inverted crosses, fake...
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Vatican City (Where the Grass Is Green and the Girls Are Pretty)
Ah, Vatican City—undeniably the most metal place in Christianity, where all you need to defeat ancient pagan magic is a Latin engraving and the unearned confidence of a garden-variety white dude. Turns out the holiest real estate on Earth was originally a gross, mosquito-infested swamp named…
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Chiropractors | A Ghost Told Me To.
Chiropractors owe their entire medical philosophy to a ghost from Iowa. Yes—seriously! And apparently, the aggressive billing structure was the ghost's idea too. Turns out alternative medicine wasn't discovered in a lab with "science" or "evidence" — it was channeled during a Victorian séance…
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Edgar Allan Poe | Satanic Poet
Poe: father of American horror, pioneer of the macabre, and — according to at least one theory — a man who caught rabies from drinking bat blood at a Satanic ritual before his final, chaotic hours in Baltimore. Unfortunately, the official data also suggests 66.6% of poets are child molesters, and...
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Book of Revelation Chapter 8 | God Gets High, Chernobyl Happens
God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a…
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Satanic NASA
Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L.…
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Five Nights at Freddy’s: Scott Cawthon & Christian Video Games
They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected. Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s, Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and...
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Aleister Crowley
Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666. Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment. In this episode, we dive...
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New Listener? Start Here (3-Minute Trailer)
If you've ever been told you're going to hell, you're going to feel right at home! Not a chat show. Not safe for church. Definitely not normal. This is a loud, weird, structured comedy podcast that takes aim at religion, conspiracy theories, superstition, and the general stupidity of the…
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Video Games Can't Quit Hell
Is there such a thing as too much Satan in a video game? From the demon-slaying chaos of Devil May Cry, to the time EA faked a Christian protest and sent reviewers Rick-rolling “bombs,” we’re diving into gaming’s unholy obsession with Hell. This week, Judas and Lexi unpack why developers keep...
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Book of Revelation Chapter 7 | The Rapture
What if Heaven had a strict guest list… and you’re not on it? We dive back into the chaotic fever dream of the Book of Revelations - specifically Chapter 7 — where John of Patmos introduces one of the Bible’s weirdest and most misunderstood ideas: the 144,000 “chosen ones.” You’ve probably heard…
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DOOM, Demons & Moral Panic: The Game They Tried to Ban
Why was DOOM so controversial — and why did politicians, pastors, and parent groups try to ban it? In 1993, DOOM didn’t just invent the modern first-person shooter — it also sparked a full-blown satanic moral panic. Banned in Germany, blamed for youth violence, linked to Columbine, and accused of...
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Spiritual Warfare 2.0: Prayer Armies, Dominionism, and Christian Nationalism
If your church has a battle plan, colour coded demon maps, and something called a “prayer army”… you’re not dealing with metaphor anymore. We track Spiritual Warfare into the modern era — where “principalities and powers” become the New Apostolic Reformation, Dominionism, Christian Nationalism…
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What Is Spiritual Warfare? Invisible Demons, Visible Damage
If your god is all-powerful, why does he need backup? Somewhere between “not against flesh and blood” and organized christian exorcism, the idea of spiritual warfare turned a metaphor about personal temptation turned into a full-blown cosmic battle plan — complete with the Armor of God from...
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Andrew Tate Explains Satanism (Incorrectly, Loudly)
Andrew Tate thinks Satanists secretly run the world, worship karma, control pop culture, and advertise their crimes in plain sight — which is a bold claim from the king of toxic masculinity given he’s wrong about Satanism, morality, science, himself, and literally everything else. Join us as we...
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Worst Sketches 2024
In this episode we replay our biggest mistakes, the worst sketches from 2024. When we say worst. Of course we don’t really mean they’re the worst. Except for maybe, the first one. It’s the Rev Stef doing Slayer doing The Phantom of the Opera… ...so yeah. But there’s fun stuff like Jezebel, she’s...
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Book of Revelation Chapters 4-6 | The Box Set (Vol. 2)
Too many beasts, not enough time? We got you. This is a supercut compilation of our deep dives into Revelations Chapters 4, 5, and 6 — stitched into one continuous, apocalyptic fever dream. 👉 no skipping between episodes 👉 no losing the plot 👉 just one long descent into heaven, hallucinations,...
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Best of Sketches 2025
Send us Fan Mail Support the show Welcome, Sinners! We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs. Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.
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Why the War on Christmas Won’t Die
Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall...
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DIY Demon Hunting: How Protestants Turned Exorcisms Into a Side Hustle
Turns out you don’t need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism — you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and ritualistic, the Protestant version goes full freelancer...
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Catholic Exorcisms: Turning Trauma into Theater Since 1614
Some call it “spiritual warfare.” We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 — turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror shows for the masses. In this episode, we dig into…
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The Exorcist Explained: How a “True Story” cursed America
Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real? Yeah—that was The Exorcist’s fault. Join us as we dig into the 1940s “possession” hoax that inspired the film, the novelist who sold it as truth, and the church that…
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Misfits: The Danzig Years — How Glenn Danzig Invented Horror Punk
Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreams— led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan. In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we dive into the...
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Boy Band of Biblical Doom
The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon. ~ New look, same blasphemy—check out our shiny new logo while you listen~ In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories...
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Book of Revelation Chapter 6 | Four Horsemen & Unhinged John of Patmos
The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history. Expect plague balls, Elon…
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The Jezebel Spirit & Super Bowl Halftime Conspiracies
This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the...
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Beyoncé, Jay Z & The Satanic Rumors: Mythbusting Christian Conspiracies
Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches…
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Teeteaze Unleashed: Patreon’s Forbidden Snacks
Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.” You're welcome. Inside this episode: Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon...
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Gods Who Would Totally Get Cancelled Today
What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common? They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate...
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Zoroaster and the Devil’s Origin Story
Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds! In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satan’s first résumé. Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started...
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Baals Deep How Horny Storm Gods Became the Devil
In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan. Meet Ba’al Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Ba’als who were...
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Book of Revelation Chapter 5 | Seven Seals and a Butthole
What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them? In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for...
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Pat Robertson in His Own Words
To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his passing, I pulled this one from the Patreon feed for you. In this episode we follow up our biography episode on the life of the despicable little troll Pat Robertson, by giving him the right of reply and concentrate entirely on his own words. Featuring...
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SciFi Satan in Terminator and More
In this episode we broaden our search for Satan in Science Fiction. In the previous episodes in this series, we looked for him in the Christ Myth. Tales of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers. Now it’s time to find the devil in his own science...
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SciFi Satan in The Matrix
In this episode, we once again return to the Christ myth, in our search for the devil in Science Fiction with The Matrix. The Christ Myth is usually the story of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers coming to rescue us all from evil. I would…
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SciFi Satan in Dune
In this episode we try our damnedest to avoid the golden path. But no matter how much emo teenage pouting we do it still all ends up in genocide and our kid turning into an immortal homicidal worm. That’s right, it’s Frank Herbert’s seminal epic Dune. We will once again look for Satan in Science...
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SciFi Satan in Star Wars
In celebration of May the Fourth, over the next four weeks, we’re pulling apart one of our first season episodes, putting it back together with dozens of new jokes and unashamedly admitting, we don’t think it was all that good, first time round. And in this Sci Fi Satan miniseries of minisodes...
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Creflo Dollar: God’s Favorite Billionaire?
In this sinful episode of Satan Is My Superhero, Judas (and Lexi) dig into the diamond-studded sermons of Creflo Dollar—pastor of World Changers Church and poster boy of the prosperity gospel. We investigate how wealthy Creflo Dollar really is, why he needed a $65 million jet, and what’s up with...
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Constantine the Great Big Liar
He wasn’t Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasn’t a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus. Was...
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Book of Revelation Chapter 4 | God’s Weird Throne Room
Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelations might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine. Taking you straight through heaven's…
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Pastors Behaving Badly
In this episode we avoid the most violent depraved and abusive things pastors make the headlines for every day, because this is a comedy show. Instead we will concentrate on their light hearted misogyny. Special guest star appearances include Pastor R.C. Sproul Jr, The Impact Team, Ashley…
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They Hate Women
In this episode we celebrate International Women’s Day and grapple with the huge throbbing phallus of Christian fragility. Engorged and swollen with an urgent pressure it must release. But first we should ask ourselves the question, did Jesus hate women? Coz his followers sure do! This episode...
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Jezebels in the White House
In this episode we stroll down the corridors of power in high heels, paint the White House pink and take up residence in the OVARY Office. We’ tell the story of women attempting to enter the White House via the Electoral College and the trouble that brings. We’ve got special guest star…
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They Hated Kamala Harris
In this episode, we ask the question, why won't Jesus allow his chosen people, Americans to be ruled over by a woman? And did the Bible predict her downfall? We’ll be joined on this quest for knowledge by some very special guest stars like Texas pastor, Tom Buck, Joe Biden, Southern Baptist...
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Worst of Sketches 2023
In this special in between season’s episode I have pulled one from the Patreon. Here we dwell on all our missed steps in 2023. What missed step would be complete without special guest stars like, Michael Bolton, Mutt Lange, Brother’s Grimm, Russell Crowe, Disney, Eric Clapton, John Wayne, Paul...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
What if The Da Vinci Code was written by a drunk youth pastor on Facebook Marketplace?
Hosted by sarcastic duo Judas and Lexi — two Australian atheists with Kiwi roots, punk rock souls, and a frankly irresponsible amount of research hours — this fast-paced comedy show drags religion, Satanic Panic, biblical lore, conspiracy theories, religious grifters, and supernatural bullshit straight to hell.
With sharp satire, studio-recorded sketch comedy, original music, and deep dives into occult history, moral panic, religious deconstruction, and the weirdest corners of human belief, we fight holy water with historical facts and a killer soundtrack.
You can expect televangelist takedowns, historical myth-busting, bizarre recurring comedy characters, and original tracks from our comedy punk band, The Genuine Hoots of Joy.
It is perfect for skeptics, atheists, ex-Christians, metalheads, lore nerds, and anyone fascinated by humanity’s endless ability to invent demons in
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What if The Da Vinci Code was written by a drunk youth pastor on Facebook Marketplace? Hosted by sarcastic duo Judas and Lexi — two Australian atheists with Kiwi roots, punk rock souls, and a frankly irresponsible amount of research hours — this fast-paced comedy show drags religion, Satanic Panic,...
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