Eidolon ROCK #45: Everything Will Be Alright

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, various forms of violence, references to death, including child death, characters struggling with grief and trauma, allusions to trans- and homophobia, figurative and literal depictions of detransition, and allusions to abusive parents and abusive romantic partners; these content warnings largely apply to the first 45 minutes of the episode."Doo-doo, doo-dooI believe in you and meI'm coming to find you if it takes me all nightWrong until we make it rightAnd I won't forget youAt least I'll try and run, and run tonightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightAlright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alrightLa, la, la, la, la, oh-hoI've made mistakes, I have regretsI lost my shirt on quite a few bad betsBut then you took me by surpriseAsh and feathers, mismatched eyesI never knew, I never knewIf you're afraid, then take my handCollective sigh and we'll strike up the band, oh-hoAnd if the world should fall apartThen I'll be there to keep your heartFrom breaking up, from breaking downAnd it's alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alrightEverything will be alright..."EIDOLON POPROCK FULL CREDITS:IRIS CHRISTIANSON AS:Chris Masters (Jawbreaker)Flamingo ChrisChris Masters (Killer)Bartholomew LightkillMary(HR15 M45T3R5Christopher Masters IIChristina LightningKitChristina MastersChristina Masters (Former Multiverse)Bartholomew Lightkill, AKA The GamblerChrisFABBY GARZA AS:Ursa (Shade)Ursula BexarUrsula-UrsaUrsula Bexar, AKA Baby Bear, AKA BBCarly Rose"Hollow" UrsulaUrsa (Bear)La OsaSenate Majority Leader Ursula Bexar (D-CA)Aura NightUrsula-Ursa-BBUrsula Bexar (Jawbreaker)UrsulaMAXIE KNIGHTLEY AS:Harvey Danger GodloveHenry Lucard Day-EastmanRuby ThursdayFormer President Henry DraculaPresident Harvey Faustus StokerHekaton ZeccariusSabrina BryanSir Harvard Godlove"Hellbender" Hatch Danger MidwayHoward "Howie" Williams RockdoveSome PostmanProfessor Harvard GodloveSerketHarveyTeoth (Harvey)Maxie KnightleyMIKE PAINTER AS:James StudebakerRon Moreau, AKA RonnuiStrixJames Studebaker (Adult)KennyHarold B. GoodlightSupreme Court Justice Jimmy "The Wizard" StolasMetatron-JamesJames Studebaker (Jawbreaker)JamesMOLLY RHINEBECK AS:Virginia-ValentineVirginia Valentine (Killer)Holly WilsonGinny ValentineLady LuckVirginia Valentine (College Student)Holly Wilson (Former Multiverse)HollyZOE TUNNELL AS:Sloane ParkerCaroline RoseAbby MorrisonPorphura DawnAgent Sarah ParkerSloane Parker (Jawbreaker)SloaneLEXI WALTNER AS:Chili Frito PieJenny CalbertDetective Valerie Danger MastersCecilia CitadelChili (Cheetah)Carolina Cayenne ChiliValerie Danger MastersJenny Calbert (College Student)ValerieTYBERIUS WILSON AS:Professor Quentin BrooksQuentin Brooks (Young Professor)Quentin Brooks (Reincarnated Professor)Ron Moreau (Abby's Co-Worker)Quentin (Spider)St. Quentin Genesius"Inception" Quentin BrooksArch-Baron of Webb Capital and U.S. Lance-Cardinal, Governor Quincy Prescott Edison IVQuentin Brooks (Jawbreaker)QuentinCRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK AS: Alexis LorentzenCactus JackAna Borba(Former) Agent Alexis LorentzenBurgess Ethelwulf Joseph, AKA Burgess Aethelwulf Joseph, AKA Aethelwulf Burgess Joseph, true name and proper spelling kept secret as a defensive measure against the Fae FolkNeedlemousePistachioAlexander, son of LaurenceTeoth (Alexis)Viridian DayAgent Laurel AlekssandersenAlexis Lorentzen (Jawbreaker)AlexisGUEST STARRING MARIE OAK AS LILYLUKE VARNER AS:The GMThat One Weird Explosion Sound Effect From ROCK 3MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY, WITH ADDITIONAL VOCALS PROVIDED BY OUR WONDERFUL LISTENERSEDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK, LUKE VARNER, IRIS CHRISTIANSON, FABBY GARZA, CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK, ZOE TUNNELL, AND MAXIE KNIGHTLEYEIDOLON ROCK WILL NOT BE BACK IN TWO WEEKS, NOR WILL IT BE BACK ANY TIME IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. NEITHER WILL EIDOLON POP. THEY MAY RETURN SOME DAY, BUT FOR NOW WE TURN AWAY FROM THE CITY OF DREAMS AND SET OUR SIGHTS ON NEW HEROES AND NEW ADVENTURES. WE THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS FOR JOINING US ON THIS JOURNEY, AND HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO LISTEN AS WE PLAY TO DISCOVER NEW STORIES TO TELL YOU.