eilise patton teaches us how to honey launder

Actress and writer Eilise Patton joins the boys for a fantastic playdate, covering rollercoasters, the ham family business, naming your kids LeBron or Hermione, and the dark world of honey laundering. The gang also analyzes a Playmate pitch designed to make ghosting easier and a newfound discovery that’ll get you drunk WAY faster. Finally, Eilise crushes sayings, invents rom-coms that don’t exist, and breaks down the strategy behind crafting the perfect wedding guest list. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW EILISE: https://www.instagram.com/itseilisepatton/ SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/  HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ 00:00 Intro 01:08 Granny Murphy’s Cincinnati Chili 05:24 The Groundlings 10:02 Super Bowl 17:15 Jonas Brothers 24:32 Eilise’s Most Bizarre Wedding Gift 29:12 Book Club 33:24 Celeb Gossip 37:10 Going through your Notes App 44:18 Online Hate 50:02 Roadmap 58:05 Pitch Submissions 01:04:06 Pitches 01:13:39 Prank Call 01:17:14 This Guy Rocks 01:24:56 Teach Me Something 01:32:27 Rom Coms that Don’t Exist 01:41:17 Sayings that Don’t Exist 01:45:25 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices