Elimination of the Snakes - Show #287

Dan loves his Nook reader.Dan's going to publish his book.Fact or Crap: One a piece for both Dan and John.Fred Willard - Masturbation law won't stick.Colorado shooting.Mail Bag:Some humor from Mike.One from Earl - A trip to the dentist.One from Chris in Texas - If you don't want to hear an edgy joke, don't listen.One from Al out in Jersey.Two from Denny:1) Segway company owner rides scooter off cliff, dies.(Old News, funny.)2) 8 TSA workers fired at Newark for sleeping on the job.One from Peter: Florida teacher compared student to orangutan on Facebook.Snake of the Week - An unnamed elementary school teacher in Manatee County, FL.The Rest of the Show:1) Joe Paterno statue removed at Penn State University.