Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever

Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost15:29 - Sprained My Eyes16:48 - Weather17:39 - Neon Hippie18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty20:42 - Eunuch Maker23:55 - Dumpster Diving28:08 - Breaking Bridget32:45 - Phetasy News35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsor, Neon Hippie!- Check out their amazing skincare productshttps://neonhippie.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" ----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe