Elon’s Black Eye, Sydney’s Bathwater Soap, and Selena Gomez’s Vape Scandal

This week on Risqué Business News, the girls are asking: what the hell is going on?? Elon Musk showed up to the White House with a mysterious black eye, and no, it probably wasn’t from his 5-year-old son, X . Meanwhile, Sydney Sweeney is out here bottling and selling soap made with her used bathwater — and yes, it sold out. And Selena Gomez is once again facing internet backlash, this time for vaping despite having a kidney transplant. We’re also covering a horrifying cat torture video ring (trigger warning: it’s as dark as it sounds), Iran’s haunted house-style depiction of hell, Meghan Markle pregnancy conspiracies, and a cancelled “human zoo” stunt from the internet’s most unhinged woman, Bonnie Blue. It’s a week full of chaos, scandal, and questionable hygiene. Tune in. Follow us on Instagram @Laurasogar and @mae_planert and you can watch full video of the episodes on YouTube.