Elon's First Principles

Did you hear what Elon's up to? He wants to plug our brains directly into computers so we don't have to wait so long when we Google something He's also going to send some of us into space He's already launched a car up there It's still flying around the sun It has travelled further than any other car in the history of cars Elon, his name even sounds like a planet Did you hear what he did in South Australia when they had problems with their power infrastructure? He made them a big battery, the biggest ever. Did you hear what Elon said about Lidar? Lidar is like radar for self-driving cars But Elon worked out you don't even need it Because you can do it all with regular cameras Huh Did you see Elon on Joe Rogan when he smoked that joint? He didn't even get high I guess because he's already such a space man or maybe just because he bumsucked What about Elon's tunnel drilling company? It's called the 'Boring' company which some people might say is ironic But it's not really When Elon's Cybertruck got a broken window at the product launch It could've been a PR disaster Instead, a toy company made a remote control version With a cracked window decal and everyone had a laugh Also, you know that project you're working on Do you know what Elon would do? He'd strip it right back to first principles You might get a little frustrated because you thought you were almost there, almost finished But Elon would explain that you didn't think it through hard enough yet You didn't really break it down into first principles like he would In a strange way, Elon can see into the future But that's hardly surprising really because he's making the future Thanks Elon.