ELORDI Have Mercy!! MarGOT To Be Kidding Me!!

You’ve probably heard all about it… but not from our unhinged little corner of the internet. We’re giving our controversial take on Wuthering Heights. Are we top-tier critics? Absolutely not. But we stay in Delulu so we can deliver SOULulu. Also, can we talk about the price of popcorn these days? Because we had thoughts. Many of them. Staying on our movie-core vibe, do you remember Video Ezy and Blockbuster? The cultural reset of roaming the aisles on a Friday night. We reminisce about life before Netflix became the only thing to scroll through while half-watching something and being on your phone. Then we spiral into a chaotic round of Finish the Lyrics. Honestly, Beyoncé would either be proud… or concerned. And of course, we wrap it up with our classic Reddit AITA edit: I’m fighting with my boyfriend because he found out my brother is sleeping in my bed. Yeah. It’s awkward. You’re going to want the full story before you judge.