Emergency update. We have Pauly the Saint out here, intoxicated. Pauly, gotta go today. How'd you shoot today, Pauly?
Terrible. It was Keller's fault. I shot a 32. Keller's.
You shot a 42. So we shot a 42 then. I was 10. He was 34.
Are you recording right now? Are you really on shit? This ball is gonna shit on yours when it flies fast. If they circle back shit on you, I'm gonna roll back out.
I wouldn't have had the long drive. Do you think about Pauly's fault? It was a pop-up. I heard Steve Hardeman said I hit the ball two yards.
No, it was negative two yards. Two yards. Negative. It was negative two yards.
It was my fault. I don't like these courses in South Carolina. They got bit right. Fairways!
Somebody was a monkey with my clubs. Do you remember when he walked all the way to see what Mikey was? And he was in the water. I'm like, he said, take the water.
Dirty water! Shut the fuck up talking about me! In the water! You know that was goddamn Mike Keller!
Fuck! This is some bullshit! Tomorrow at least I get a package! Mike Keller is never meant a pun that he can read!
It's not possible! I'm gonna grip on the vodka! I'm gonna kick their ass! These guys, you can get a beer!
And it's their fucking superpower! Me! I'm sloshy! And I farted 18 times!
Stupid vodka! They may be checking their fucking bags tomorrow! It better be beer! They have only!
They may be drinking so many beers! It was unreal! This sounds like Mr. Vegas in the background!
I don't fucking... Who's talking about tonic? I don't like rye fairways! I fucking hate perfume!
What was I drinking so many beers? You guys got to drink vodka! I was drinking beers! My girl works at Capital One!
Anybody want to go to... What's the type of costume? Whoa! Maybe we can move to Turner Colony!
I'm trying to kick this target! Let's go to Turner Colony! She said, I'm not into white swapping! And now we're going to suffer!
I'm stuck down here! Fucking Petersburg! I can't find any! You can't find yourself in the next game!
What? Fucking Colonial Heights! Goddamn it! Fucking angry!
Listen! Cripple! What do I play tomorrow? Oh!
I'm playing with package! Dear God! Fucking kill her! King Kong!
Kill her! Fuck you, Aaron Saxon! Fuck you, King Kong! You're falling!
Hey, killer! This is on you, motherfucker! Not me! I've had enough!
Package ended! Sorry. Alright, Paulie, thanks for being here. It was nice to have you on.
A little raw, a little unfiltered. Thanks, Paulie. Okay! I'll see you tomorrow!