Emo couple at the mall ft. Paige Gallagher

In today’s episode, Alec sits down with the woman we’ve all been waiting for, Paige Gallagher. Finally we get to meet the illustrious woman he loves. His betrothed. His other half. His light inside the abyss of darkness that is our current world right now. His hope is fighting against his nihilism. Join us as we bear witness to true love at golden hour. Touching on such heartwarming topics like-- knife skills, OG YouTube Videos, Emmett Teaching and Alec’s daily night terrors. As always, we love you and let’s live forever. WATCH PAIGE'S SHOW: https://youtube.com/@whatatripwithpaigeandcaro?si=o0PhqlckjHzEIvMG PLEASE COME TO A SHOW SEATTLE, PORTLAND, UK, IRELAND PLEASE COME TO A SHOW https://punchup.live/alecflynn Liberation Day by George Saunders https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/liberat... BUY A T SHIRT https://punchup.live/alecflynn/merch DON'T SEE YOUR CITY? SIGN UP FOR WHEN I'M COMING! https://punchup.live/alecflynn/follow GREAT MOMENTS Intro 0:00-01:30 Guest Intro 1:40-2:35 Turning 29 and Birthday Party 2:38-3:58 Dad Birthday and The Birthday in the back 4:00-5:15 First Memory 5:20-6:00 This Podcast Sucks and Paige’s Podcast 6:02-8:17 Knife Skills 8:40-11:00 Grill Cam and Kiss 11:10-12:33 How your parents met 12:35-14:00 Cooking when your drunk 14:30-16:16 *Alec Quotes from Paige* 17:30-19:28 Hockey Prediction Catastrophe 20:40-21:15 Performative Male 21:50-25:38 YouTube OG 27:30-28:15 *The Words You Say* 28:22-29:00 Cleaning your nose 29:30-32:19 Hobbies 33:10-34:00 *Emmett Teaching Life Skills* 34:00-35:45 Paige’s other career 35:50-36:50 *Tugboat and Alec* 37:57-38:30 Ice Cream Guy and Being a Spy 42:50-46:15 Emmett and Scooby-Doo 46:20-46:50 *Uncut Gems Impression* 48:00-49:15 Mark Ruff is back 49:20-50:27 It’s TIME! & Real Man of Genius 51:20-55:26 Scooter Guy 51:50 Dates 56:50-01:00:32 Final Word 01:00:35-01:01:58 **Emo Kids at Lunch** 01:02:00-01:02:40 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices