Encounter #68: Cream the Rabbit

Animal bitches, cracking that whip, and eating at Six Flags. With special guest Boo-Bury of Behind the Sch3m3s! Executive producer: Sir Jimmy of the Hollow Books Show NotesLaw Firm Sues Kellogg for not Enough Strawberries in Pop-TartsFirm apparently is a class-action troll, but still, we need more strawberries in our unhealthy breakfast pastries! Case asks for $5 million in relief Why not ask for more strawberries in the pop-tarts instead? "Ashley Profitt, a housekeeper in Boone, N.C., said the lawsuits’ charges appeared to confirm her long-held suspicions. “They’re very minuscule with the amount of strawberry they put in there,” said Ms. Profitt, 24." Are There Enough Strawberries in a Kellogg’s Strawberry Pop-Tart? A Court Might Decide Ringling’s Animal-Free Comeback Sends a Powerful Industry Message: Cruelty Has No Place in CircusesNo nonconsenting animals! Enjoy your ersatz Cirque! Let's feed these people to the animals they love so much. Female African Elephants Are Evolving Without Tusks Due to Ivory Poaching Guptill89 Presents: Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Character'sFEMALES. Princess Sally? More like stripper princess! Meet the Guy Who Spends Just $150 a Year to Eat All His Meals at Six FlagsSix Flags? More like Six Gags diet! Guy named Dylan with year-pass to Six Flags eats there for free every day Hamburgers & pizza, Thanksgiving hot dog "Thankfully" he started getting vegan options, possibly saving his life Ohio Really Messed This One UpIt's flying backwards. More fun with GANsThis Guitar Pedal Does Not Exist This Word Does Not Existsmolleya very dense powdery substance made by the melting of two or more ice crystals, taken to dissolve crystals of lava and so vaporizing them oblivatorydenoting a passage from verse to music, between words and arrangements that typically precede the whole verse manfleshmake (a person) fat Extraordinarily rare coin made in Colonial New England could fetch $300,000 Great value for one shilling. Reno Criminalized Possessing Whips Without a PermitNo archeologists, dominatrices, or DEVO allowed.