Enough with the Candles

I’m back! Turns out the only thing standing between me and this podcast was a $20 USB C adapter. In this episode I air out everything in my house that’s slowly driving me insane. We start with why everything in life is apparently bad for you (yes, even ice water), then move on to the candles in literally every room, the plants that have quietly multiplied way past our agreed limit of 10, and why every curtain has to stay open so said plants can sunbathe while strangers watch me watch TV. Then comes the main event: the one thing I asked my wife not to buy for the living room, the mirror, and how I ended up installing it myself. Twice. If you’ve ever said “okay, honey” just to skip the argument, this one’s for you.