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EPISODE · Apr 1, 2026 · 29 MIN

Entry 27 April Fool's at Pearisburg: Zero Days, Back Yard Tents, and the Passive Voice of Dreams

from Book of Moron · host Kenneth Pararo

The Pearisburg Zero Hostel Realities: Reflecting on a poor night of sleep caused by the ambient heat of a crowded bunk room and the discomfort of traditional beds.   Yard Camping: Deciding to pitch a tent in the hostel yard to regain control over sleep quality and avoid the "fitful" results of the previous evening.   Camaraderie: Giving shout-outs to the local cohort of hikers, including Iceman, Czar, Untouchable, Roberto, Tamale, and the newly named "No Cap".   The Logistics of the Dream The Scatter Plot: Describing trail progress as a series of data points that eventually describe a line, acknowledging that while individual days feel chaotic, the overall trajectory is "up and to the right".   A "Little Nibbler" Menu: Detailng a massive dinner plan featuring a pound of beef, rice, kimchi, and nearly half a pound of Iceman's left-behind smoked gouda.   Passive Living: Exploring the idea of "living the dream" through the Latin passive voice—viewing the experience as something being lived by the narrator rather than a forced effort.   Philosophical Miscalculations Shakespearean Musings: Briefly touching on Hamlet's "more on Heaven and Earth" while jokingly embracing the title of "moron" who revels in being wrong.   April Fool's Spirit: Observing the "ugly turn" in the weather and finding humor in the various miscalculations and technical difficulties of the day.   Turk the Traveler: Introducing "Turk," who is chilling on a repurposed bus seat, as the featured image for the evening's recording.  

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Recorded at 6:03 p.m. on Wednesday, April 1, 2026, this episode captures the end of a ”zero day” in Pearisburg, Virginia. Reflecting on a restless night in a hot hostel bunk room, the discussion explains the decision to sleep in a tent in the yard to ensure better rest. The conversation meanders through a ”hair of the dog” Chardonnay, the camaraderie of a diverse group of hikers—including Iceman, Czar, and Untouchable—and the logistical ”scatter plot” of trail life. The day concludes with a hearty menu of beef, kimchi, and smoked gouda, paired with a philosophical reflection on living the dream in the ”Latin passive voice”.

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