Ep. 04: Goin' Viral

Welcome back to Bras Off Confessional — where Molly and Michaela continue to voluntarily overshare to strangers on the internet, apparently having learned nothing.This week: going viral. The good kind, the bad kind, and the kind where hundreds of thousands of French people are laughing at you because you're American and have no idea where they live. Molly's brief foray into mommy blogging produced exactly one mega-viral moment. It was the second thing she ever posted, she was not wearing makeup, and had not washed her hair in roughly 1 week. It currently has 4.5 million views on TikTok and is still circulating. She was not prepared for this to be her moment. It was, in fact, her moment.Michaela went viral during the holidays in a year we won't name, in a way she did not choose, courtesy of someone she'd known since fourth grade. There were pajamas. There was prime rib. There was a group photo. There was NO illness, and yet, it still did not go well.Molly also once told a...uh...very small...story. It went viral on what was supposed to be a safe space for women on the internet (spoiler alert: there's NO safe space for women on the internet). The dirtier version of this story will be released shortly on Patreon, and it's worth the $5/month, hands down.And then there's a French woman named Morgan, and a blank map. The big sis takeaway: the internet is forever — which is a stupid thing to say on a podcast that started with a fart episode, but it's too late for us. Maybe not for you.In this episode:Molly's accidental TikTok era and the labor advice nobody should be givingA Christmas gathering, a group photo, and a frenemy with a Twitter accountThe small eggplant story: PG-13 version here, full version on PatreonFrance is somewhere on a map. Probably.Have you ever gone viral on purpose or by accident? Tell us. Anonymous confessions always open.Support the show🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday💌 Join our CommuniTitty on Patreon😏 Submit an anonymous confession📲 Instagram / Tiktok: @brasoffconfessional